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lol i havent even read the thread yet but the title is amazing
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personally when confronted with a mysterious black disk held in a demon's mouth, i would remove that portion of wall with my bulldozer. likewise, the collapsing ceiling trap would be trivial to escape from using just the bucket on my bulldozer. "im sorry, acerack" i would mutter "i keep loving up your traps with my rad-rear end bulldozer."
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You approach the Cave of Dark Mysteries. Deep inside the Stygian bowels of this maze of lightless tunnels lies the Chalice of Magnar, your only hope of defeating the Lich Lord. No, the opening of the cave is not wide enough for a bulldozer to fit. No, you can't dig. I already told you: the whole mountain is made of iron. Ok, well I guess the adventure is over. The Lich Lord wins. No, you can't take a Ziploc bag of Doritos with you. Get the gently caress out.
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Jan 2, 2020 20:20
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plowing through that one portion where it's four small square rooms connected by doors that open contrary to the placement of their knobs (one swings upwards, the other swings downward, so on) i would demolish those with my bulldozer and find myself standing in Acerack's lair. A jeweled skull sits on the throne atop a raised dias, and with a twinkle from a single eye, he disintegrates my rad-rear end bulldozer, leaving me armed with nothing but a Huge Sword of Litchfuckery.
Throwing caution to the winds, you run away from Acerack and get a payday loan to buy a new bulldozer.
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Jan 2, 2020 21:13
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did I miss the party?
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Jan 5, 2020 00:29
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ursula k. le guin's the tombs of atuan, except every character is operating a bulldozer
lmao
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Jan 7, 2020 02:58
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cursed diesel of + 3 global warming
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party buffs up before a big fight by drinking a potion which clads them in glowing ephemeral hard hats, face masks, and kneepads.
welcome back
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