D&D's The Tomb of Horror, except every player is operating a bulldozer

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > D&D's The Tomb of Horror, except every player is operating a bulldozer

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Me: I turn undead--

DM: You can't cast Turn Undead, because the wards on this room prevent any--

Me: Um, please let me finish. I turn undead into mulch using my rig's 56" forestry mulching attachment.

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Me: I summon my familiar, stomp on the gas, and barrel through the enemy ranks with 1,500 horsepower of raw fury.

DM: Uh, I thought you said your familiar was a cat?

Me: It is.

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