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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

harperdc posted:

I mean let's keep it funky, it's probably the official importer to Saudi or elsewhere in the GCC that is then selling Hiluxes out the back door to people who then get them to the kinds of guys who mount guns in the back.

same way that newer Mercedes wound up in North Korea for Kim to use.

people with guns intent on killing people probably don't have a problem with stealing trucks and or parts but the ISIS sponsored by Toyota bumper stickers has me wondering.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
let's watch some racing!!! Oh guess not let's watch some track dryers!!!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Shiney side up rookie.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Mahoning posted:

Been a few years since I watched NASCAR. Talked myself into getting excited to watch it and then.....this.

Marketing!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
My digital dash lights up tromp!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Who got NASCAR in my Monday?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
RIP Ryan Newman thank you for the 1/4 of a lap of actual racing this weekend.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Cool racers who don't support sponsors don't get cars, lol.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

skaboomizzy posted:

Would these races be just Cup series? Because I don't know where the money is gonna come from for sponsoring a full field of Xfinity or trucks.

Its just Kyle Busch doing laps until he wins in those races.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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CactusWeasle posted:

Wow it's so weird seeing the stands empty

e: oh wait this race is from 2019

Fish in a barrel.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

shame on an IGA posted:

lmao stenhouse out on the first lap

I couldn't figure out how to make this bet.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

The Croc posted:

Oh Johnson is bad now?

Looks like it.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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So Harvicks pit crew costs him on average 10 races a season.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Shinjobi posted:

M&Ms just disappoint

They were better when they had hershey chocolate inside.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Should I turn on my TV or is it rain delayed, let me know oh wizards of the Nas Cars.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Went to bed after stage two feeling good about my top ten Clint Bowyer bet.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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algebra testes posted:

Midweek racing is cool.

What if they did shorter midweek races. At short tracks. Haha just kidding.... unless.

Heat races every day in one hour increments, winners move on to the main baby. Race until you have 15 winners then start the main.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
looks like race is gonna start an F 22 did a flyby and didn't stop working because it got rained on.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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big nipples big life posted:

Theoretically sure but before stages nascar threw a shitload of bullshit cautions just to bunch the field.

I still hate stages and prefer the invisible debris cautions

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Well that's one way to get down to pit road speed.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Does anyone have a guesstimate on if this race if going? If not watching a movie.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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drivers are crotch strapping up.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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big nipples big life posted:

why do they keep trying to start races at 3pm in the south in summer time? stupid

Can’t prempt judge Judy.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Oh hey time for the race wait what the hell.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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xfinity running on rain tires lol

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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This sport getting violent

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Beachbum30 posted:

hating cops is cool and good am i rite :rolleye:

You can hate the horrific things they do without hating them if you like. They are the systematic is systematic.

Single lane tracks make for good fighting as you have to wreck the guy in front of you to pass them. They need to add fight island in the empty stands.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I think the lesson we have learned is that the final stage should always be 2 laps.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Kevin Harvick is in the lead. I am shocked.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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mearn posted:

You have to meet actual criteria to race at Indy as a rookie and hit speed targets during an orientation practice.

You can run the Daytona 500 if you run the ARCA race at Daytona the week before. You can run the ARCA race if your dad has a moderately successful HVAC business in Ormond Beach.

So goon fund a daytona 500 entry?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I like to bet a dollar on Stenhouse finishing in the top ten because it causes him to wreck out very early.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Let's see who is in the front, oh Harvialim. Shocking.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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wtf is this a replay why is harvick one and hamlin 2.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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turned it off with 20 to go because the ending ended up exactly like I imagined.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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CBJSprague24 posted:

https://twitter.com/masonhenry97/status/1294993157864775680/photo/1

What was the line from Shawshank? His judgment cometh, and that right soon?

I have no proof, but if I could bet on it this is an insurance scam.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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shyduck posted:

Fire these Cup cars into the sun

The energy required is too much, you know because they are heavy like semi trucks not race cars.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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stealie72 posted:

Runs into the room out of breath.


Guys....GUYS!!!!! YOU WONT BELIEVE IT!!

Harvick won.

You sure it wasn’t Hamlin?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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These rules seem really dumb.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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WindyMan posted:

Speaking of!

https://twitter.com/NASCAR/status/1337096356360548353



Hope y'all like rain-delayed Monday racing.

Whoop whoop !!

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