NASCAR 2020: The Excitement is Becoming Contagious

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/johnrobertsfox/status/1228497773026258944?s=21

Sure. Why not.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 03:57

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 02:37

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Good, I'll be able to watch The Big One live after work

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 00:55

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Cygni posted:

That is the worst possible hit in a modern cup car. Upside down so the door reinforcement and foam is not in play, driver side, after the cage has already been deformed by a prior hit.

There is no god, no magic, no karma, no afterlife, no cosmic justice. Sometimes poo poo just happens and thats it.

Yeah, I was thinking about this. An intact, right-side-up Cup car might be the safest racecar in the world. This one already hit the wall head on at about 200 mph and got flipped onto its roof. You can't engineer for that and the kind of hit it took.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 03:42

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I can't believe he walked out of the hospital less than 48 hours after that wreck.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 21:35

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

tater_salad posted:

So time to burn down a Applebee's?

When isn't it?

# ¿ Mar 25, 2020 02:59

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I was pretty amused by how seriously Fox seemed to be taking it and I'm not entirely sure whether it was entirely earnest or not.

Like the invocation and anthem before the race; why?

Although I love that Timmy Hill won it with a set-up that would be the result of goons saying "what's the cheapest possible way I could get into iRacing?"

# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 04:02

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Somewhere around I think I still have the Lake Speed #9 SPAM car.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2020 03:05

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I also bought a mini of the Josh Wise 98 DogeCoin car because really, how could I not?

# ¿ Apr 19, 2020 07:38

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Would these races be just Cup series? Because I don't know where the money is gonna come from for sponsoring a full field of Xfinity or trucks.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 00:02

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

16 people per team for a Cup race is 640 people and that's before you get to NASCAR officials, TV crews, other media, etc

I really don't see how they can do this safely.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 23:00

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

lmao Kyle, NASCAR is back, baby

# ¿ May 21, 2020 03:32

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Missing a line for food delivery drivers, a shameful flag.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 17:22

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/status/1272699448716668928?s=21

Awesome. Can't wait to see those lines at restrooms and concessions.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 02:45

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

CBJSprague24 posted:

Two SHR employees have COVID.

This actually took longer than I thought.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 06:21

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 23:07

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Pinecone Sample posted:

Why is it that Brad was never afraid to get fined or say something crazy stupid like "why don't they make the rain tires out of the black box" or even meet Obama

Nowadays he just says "I trust NASCAR's judgment"

I'm sorry but he's a cop

Logan Lucky was a documentary and the events happened in real time

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 02:01

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

bigbillystyle posted:

or when Dale Jarrett won the 500 and the guys in the booth basically told Ned Jarrett to call his son home. Those kind of moments are kind of cool rather than bias douche chill kind of stuff in my opinion.

I had to look this up on YouTube and yeah it owns a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-pUbAISj7Q

# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 03:59

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Of course the guy with a part-time Barstool sponsorship wins the fan vote, someone should've brought back the Dogecoin car for this.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 01:04

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Pinecone Sample posted:

Kyle Busch DQ�d for the JGR No. 54 failing postrace tech following the Xfinity Series race at Texas. Cindric is the winner.

Lmfao why is he still running these races, gently caress him

Before they DQed him the ESPN news bar thingy said he had 98 wins in that series, which was twice as many as anyone else

# ¿ Jul 19, 2020 04:49

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

lmao the Busch brothers are gonna kill someone in the pits

# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 02:50

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

maffew buildings posted:

just watched the highlights. what a shitshow. i thought the liberty u policy was if someone is scoring just to watch, though

The 24 car needed the help of several partners to get there at the end

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 01:30

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

mischief posted:

Have they said what will be done with the rest of the property?

Strip mall? Mass grave?

They are accepting bids from secret societies around the globe to erect a massive and terrifying edifice hand-crafted from slabs of onyx. It will be a ziggurat, spire or obelisk with the word BOOGITY carved into it 10 million times.

Or maybe a hotel-casino.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2020 04:41

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Just imagining the howling of the chuds as the #23 Black Lives Matter Toyota driven by Bubba Wallace wins the Southern 500.

It's good.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 03:46

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/jordan_bianchi/status/1311057238493220866?s=21

Replace them with two more rovals, I don't care where or how.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 22:49

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

big nipples big life posted:

https://twitter.com/TonyStewart/status/1311426363954475008

And a chicken strip basket. Smoke really is the greatest.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2020 02:39

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I can't wait to see who they got to sponsor Larson's car.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 05:51

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 02:37

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The hidden gem in that press release is the 4th of July race is the Cup race at Road America.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2020 20:39

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