The BYOB Battle Royal Fight Club

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sb hermit

Uxzuigal posted:

So you think this is easy?
Why are you so tough, acting sleezy?

I don't need to train,
To put your name to shame,
This is it, my game!

You claim to be an old friend,
But all I can see is a bellend.
Someone picking on the weak,
So cocky, impatient and sleek..
But now, all you do is weep!

*mic drop*

# ? Jan 13, 2020 00:13

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# ? May 1, 2024 09:25

Goons Are Gifts

Still punching, still kicking

Round 11 - Dell Zincht vs. COAD

Dell_Zincht posted:

Looks like i'm done for even though my opponent is already on probation!

vs.

Crime on a Dime posted:

Looks to me a like good fight ending 3-2 for COAD, hurray! Please PM me to tell me what cert you'd like to get!

Round 12 - Dell vs. DB

Dick Bastardly posted:

I thought the competition was too easy for ya

Oh oh oh, after a shocking turn of events during the vote in the big battle, it looks like these two are off to no good! You better get in the ring, because the crowd can vote for or against you!!

Round 13 - old friend vs. Uxzuigal

old friend posted:

Heh, an easy victory. Come back when you've trained harder

Uxzuigal posted:

So you think this is easy?
Why are you so tough, acting sleezy?

I don't need to train,
To put your name to shame,
This is it, my game!

You claim to be an old friend,
But all I can see is a bellend.
Someone picking on the weak,
So cocky, impatient and sleek..
But now, all you do is weep!

*mic drop*

Now that was brutal, with a blood splattering 4-0 Ux takes this victory almost as easily as old friend said!

That leaves only Round 12 open for votes currently, feel free to get both votes in or enter the ring, we will only consider stopping the bloodshed when there's no more glory to get! Or when they have really good pizza next door at least.

# ? Jan 13, 2020 03:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

Pshhhhhh

# ? Jan 13, 2020 04:50

Heather Papps: hello friend

I dont know if it'd even be fair. Maybe if I post without vowels or something

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# ? Jan 13, 2020 04:50

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Dell_Zincht posted:

And I was in your corner, too

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jan 13, 2020 04:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

Dell_Zincht posted:

And I was in your corner, too

# ? Jan 13, 2020 05:16

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Dell_Zincht posted:

And I was in your corner, too

# ? Jan 13, 2020 05:16

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Dell_Zincht posted:

And I was in your corner, too

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# ? Jan 13, 2020 05:49

sb hermit

Dell_Zincht posted:

And I was in your corner, too

# ? Jan 13, 2020 05:51

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Heather Papps posted:

I dont know if it'd even be fair. Maybe if I post without vowels or something

please schedule my probation for approximately 11pm CST, as i need to sleep and cannot stop posting. i would like to courteously request Johannes Brahms' "Wiegenlied: Guten Abend, Gute Nacht", Op. 49, No. 4 as accompaniment. god bless us, each and every one

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# ? Jan 13, 2020 06:05

Goons Are Gifts

Round 12 - Dell vs. DB

Dell_Zincht posted:

And I was in your corner, too

Dick Bastardly posted:

I thought the competition was too easy for ya

In a shocking turn of events, dell gets his bloody vengeance and defeats DB in a 5-0, with DB sacrificing himself as well!
DB requested to not be probated for a specific timeframe in order to not interfere with another forum game, which is why I waited a bit to resolve this round. I hope it's fine now!

Round 14 - HP vs. owl

Heather Papps posted:

I dont know if it'd even be fair. Maybe if I post without vowels or something

owlhawk911 posted:

please schedule my probation for approximately 11pm CST, as i need to sleep and cannot stop posting. i would like to courteously request Johannes Brahms' "Wiegenlied: Guten Abend, Gute Nacht", Op. 49, No. 4 as accompaniment. god bless us, each and every one

The fighting may never end

# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:51

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Heather Papps posted:

I dont know if it'd even be fair. Maybe if I post without vowels or something

# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:55

Heather Papps: hello friend

owlhawk911 posted:

please schedule my probation for approximately 11pm CST, as i need to sleep and cannot stop posting. i would like to courteously request Johannes Brahms' "Wiegenlied: Guten Abend, Gute Nacht", Op. 49, No. 4 as accompaniment. god bless us, each and every one

# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:56

biosterous

owlhawk911 posted:

please schedule my probation for approximately 11pm CST, as i need to sleep and cannot stop posting. i would like to courteously request Johannes Brahms' "Wiegenlied: Guten Abend, Gute Nacht", Op. 49, No. 4 as accompaniment. god bless us, each and every one

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he/him

# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:10

Heather Papps: hello friend

owlhawk911 posted:

please schedule my probation for approximately 11pm CST, as i need to sleep and cannot stop posting. i would like to courteously request Johannes Brahms' "Wiegenlied: Guten Abend, Gute Nacht", Op. 49, No. 4 as accompaniment. god bless us, each and every one

# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:11

Dell_Zincht

owlhawk911 posted:

please schedule my probation for approximately 11pm CST, as i need to sleep and cannot stop posting. i would like to courteously request Johannes Brahms' "Wiegenlied: Guten Abend, Gute Nacht", Op. 49, No. 4 as accompaniment. god bless us, each and every one

# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:47

Heather Papps: hello friend

owlhawk911 posted:

please schedule my probation for approximately 11pm CST, as i need to sleep and cannot stop posting. i would like to courteously request Johannes Brahms' "Wiegenlied: Guten Abend, Gute Nacht", Op. 49, No. 4 as accompaniment. god bless us, each and every one

# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:50

sb hermit

owlhawk911 posted:

please schedule my probation for approximately 11pm CST, as i need to sleep and cannot stop posting. i would like to courteously request Johannes Brahms' "Wiegenlied: Guten Abend, Gute Nacht", Op. 49, No. 4 as accompaniment. god bless us, each and every one

# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

owlhawk911 posted:

please schedule my probation for approximately 11pm CST, as i need to sleep and cannot stop posting. i would like to courteously request Johannes Brahms' "Wiegenlied: Guten Abend, Gute Nacht", Op. 49, No. 4 as accompaniment. god bless us, each and every one

# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:40

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

owlhawk911 posted:

please schedule my probation for approximately 11pm CST, as i need to sleep and cannot stop posting. i would like to courteously request Johannes Brahms' "Wiegenlied: Guten Abend, Gute Nacht", Op. 49, No. 4 as accompaniment. god bless us, each and every one

# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:47

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

Come at me you flea-bitten turd huffers

I need to taste some fists to get your moms out of my mouth

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# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:48

excellent bird guy: by Cyrano4747

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

Come at me you flea-bitten turd huffers

I need to taste some fists to get your moms out of my mouth

i eat u

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# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:04

biosterous

excellent bird guy posted:

i eat u

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he/him

# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:51

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

I just want everyone to know I'm not above bribery

State your price and I'll make it happen

# ? Jan 15, 2020 06:07

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

Also it's my birthday

# ? Jan 15, 2020 06:09

sb hermit

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

Also it's my birthday

# ? Jan 15, 2020 07:50

Goons Are Gifts

Round 14 - HP vs. owl

Heather Papps posted:

I dont know if it'd even be fair. Maybe if I post without vowels or something

owlhawk911 posted:

please schedule my probation for approximately 11pm CST, as i need to sleep and cannot stop posting. i would like to courteously request Johannes Brahms' "Wiegenlied: Guten Abend, Gute Nacht", Op. 49, No. 4 as accompaniment. god bless us, each and every one

What a bloodshed, ending in a brutal 5-1 with HP desperately trying to vote more than once, even though owl had no difficulty winning this properly!

Round 15 - SeaGoatSupreme vs. excellent bird guy

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

Come at me you flea-bitten turd huffers

I need to taste some fists to get your moms out of my mouth

excellent bird guy posted:

i eat u

We are going up into naval-air warfare here, currently sitting at 1-0 for the bird!

# ? Jan 15, 2020 14:28

Dell_Zincht

excellent bird guy posted:

i eat u

# ? Jan 15, 2020 16:24

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

excellent bird guy posted:

i eat u

# ? Jan 15, 2020 23:14

Goons Are Gifts

Alright I kinda forgot to post an update because I was busy training my steel muscles in the wilderness, sorry.

Round 15 - SeaGoatSupreme vs. excellent bird guy

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

Come at me you flea-bitten turd huffers

I need to taste some fists to get your moms out of my mouth

excellent bird guy posted:

i eat u

Aaaand scene! With a final 3-0 the excellent bird takes this fight home!

With this battle being over, I am announcing the closure of new submissions. You now have a last chance to fight a last round, once I post itt again all battles will be decided and this thread can go to its final resting place (beyond page 3 of byob). The glory you earned here will forever be remembered.

# ? Jan 22, 2020 21:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

Help mods

# ? Jan 22, 2020 21:13

Dell_Zincht

*runs towards byob, flailing arms wildly*

# ? Jan 22, 2020 21:13

Dell_Zincht

Heather Papps posted:

Help mods

I'll fight u

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# ? Jan 22, 2020 21:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

Dell_Zincht posted:

I'll fight u

Ok! Good luck I have an advanced technique

# ? Jan 22, 2020 21:23

biosterous

pawn to qb3

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he/him

# ? Jan 22, 2020 23:07

old friend

i'm a 900 foot tall bimbo

# ? Jan 23, 2020 18:26

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Heather Papps posted:

Help mods

# ? Jan 24, 2020 01:26

excellent bird guy: by Cyrano4747

Dell_Zincht posted:

*runs towards byob, flailing arms wildly*

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# ? Jan 24, 2020 01:38

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

Heather Papps posted:

Help mods

# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:41

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# ? May 1, 2024 09:25

Goons Are Gifts

And with that the final battle is over! What an exciting fight on all fronts. We officially end the battle royal fight club (for now) with

Round 16 - HP vs Dell

Heather Papps posted:

Help mods

Heather Papps posted:

Ok! Good luck I have an advanced technique

Dell_Zincht posted:

I'll fight u

Assuming bird wanted to vote for dell here (you should have used the quoting post for that) this would be a clean 2-1 for HP, if that wasn't a vote it's even going 2-0!
Either way, HP won and will take the glory of being the last winner in this epic tale of brutality.

You may all post freely now, may your muscles be steel and your mind even steeler.

# ? Jan 24, 2020 03:18

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