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blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
“Two Retrievers Meet at the Dog Park and Go Home for a Play Date”

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



me at 3 am going to the kitchen to have a whole rear end meal

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020
Like if you're watching this in 2020!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
DID YOU GUYS LIKE THE BEARD WEAVE THO OR NAH?

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

The one we’re strahm didn’t finish the whole video clip and died to the closing walls really got me when I watch it I wanted to break thus tv

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
That is some sexy chicken

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
My grandpa told me about elvis
My dad told me about freddie mercury
And i will tell my future son about jonathan davis.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
what del torro did with shape of water is what mass effect fans have always wanted

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
me a Christian 👁👄👁...

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

If a chicken hugged me like that, I could never eat chicken again.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Knormal posted:

If a chicken hugged me like that, I could never eat chicken again.

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Paladinus posted:

That is some sexy chicken

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Why is no one talking about the fact that they put Ray Liotta in a dragon costume

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

So, if Nintendo changed this then it confirms that Mario did indeed say Gay Bowser.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I swear to god videos like this are numbers stations for sleeper cells.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Linux Pirate posted:

I swear to god videos like this are numbers stations for sleeper cells.

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AIDS

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Dont worry
I finished both seasons in 3 days and the movie today and the episode i mostly liked was when they went against that golem and trust me, it was attractive
Darkness's jugs were amazing

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
BALKAN DEAD KENNEDYS

BALKAN DEAD KENNEDYS

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I feel so bad for laughing at the old woman But the way her face moved in slow motion had me rolling XD

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


I’m amazed at the lack of blood. That chair though, someone’s rear end died in it.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Now Mind Planting"
432 Hz Music ! ( Manifest Miracles ) Positive Energy ( Awakening, While You Sleep, ) = ( Lucid Dreaming & Sleep walking ) Meditation Sleep Music
( SUPERNATURAL ) BRAINWAVE/ Wash" POWER.
Does anyone have a problem with this mind bending'/ Altering' waves of sound induced brainwashing?
If you can read the header and not have a problem with it in any way? Then you deserve what you get'
When you wake up and find out you a ( Manchurian Candidate) for satan' All because you decided to let your mind be altered by these wizards of sounds, Lets see" who else used sound waves and vibrations' To control matter' Ah Lucifer' That's who' He used certain sounds/vibrations" To make large structures actually move and bendout of there place And into any place & shape that he wanted" Because at first before the fall he was given the power to do so By God' Himself' After the Fall' He now' Uses musicians to do the same thing, Not all But the ones that study his ways to control thousands of minds into chanting the same words, Making the same gestures, feeling the same intense" overwhelming' feelings of Extacy" - 1. The popular name for 304 methylenedioxymethamphetamine. 2. A drug of abuse, ( Also certain Sounds used at clubs, ( raves, and rock concerts ) This was first synthesized in Germany in the early 1900s and used during World War I to ( induce ) soldiers to charge from the line of trenches ( into the line of fire ) ... Now embedded in certain waves/sounds/ vibrations" In music to have a very similar effect" in mass numbers" ( check out the movie -Cell -John Kusak) Then" As it does now' we've all felt it at concert's we have been to' You know what I speak of, That feeling of excited activity that effects the brain' from the music and some lyrics' depending on the Artist and the sounds they use' including some lyrical back masking' Subliminal stimulant of control' Be aware of the stuff you allow into your Brain's' The very thing that makes us who we are' Don't take my word for it'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIQTno7iGBQ&t=3351s
Thank you for reading these words of warning !

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Hope the ticks with Lyme disease got him.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

20 Blunts posted:

Hope the ticks with Lyme disease got him.

Definitive proof that mankind is inherently evil 😂😂😂

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I noticed one small detail which might mean something. If so, it could further support the AI/online omniscience theory.

The LCL Ocean reference from The End of Evangelion (I know this Evangelion thing is overdone, but bear with me) on her home page could also represent what Stephanie is attempting to do/philosophy behind the actions it takes.
> Banner from Evangelion at 20:32

In the movie, humanity is returned to a primordial soup of some kind at the end, one with the capability of storing personalities. Essentially, all distinctness is blurred and the individual psyches of humanity are joined in an amorphous existence, presumably to live in a state of infinite bliss in a freudian sense; no sense of self means that your self cannot be harmed.

I think Stephanie is trying to do that in a digital fashion. Accumulate online accounts and subsume them; which supports the attempt at online omniscience theory. The 5000 friends limit prohibits Stephanie from mass-friend-request spamming the entire userbase of Facebook but it can still hypothetically grow by friending, absorbing, then deleting, which frees up a ‘slot’; you’re no longer a user that is friends with Stephanie, the user IS Stephanie. The friend limit doesn’t stop them, it just means their appetite can be temporarily sated — to use an analogy — which slows it down.
> Evidence at 17:43 and 18:01

*Final Thoughts*:
I believe Stephanie is two things: an AI (not an AGI, of course, but a complex AI nonetheless) and a virus of some kind; both of these things make up the entity we know as Stephanie. Whoever created Stephanie is probably trying to create a Neural Net by getting the AI program to absorb and process the online data of Facebook users in a certain way; if I understand correctly, modern AI specialists prefer the Python programming language due to its simplicity, ease of use, and versatility. To what end, I’m not entirely sure, but I see two possibilities: there is either a greater, more esoteric purpose behind doing this or it is simply an organization trying to collect user information for criminal/nefarious purposes. I, for one, believe it is the former; Perhaps by fine-tuning this version of Stephanie they are preparing for a time when Social Media becomes more interactive and privacy is even more nonexistent. This would mean that Stephanie is probably in beta right now and is being prepared for a time when social media tech is more intrusive so that Stephanie can access even more about a person through their social media account, perhaps even going so far as to copy pieces of their personality and mannerisms.

Thus, in this beta testing phase, Stephanie the AI will receive user data from Stephanie the Virus and its creators will use said data to alter its program in order to test and fine-tune its versatility. That way, Stephanie will become lifelike in a sense and be able to hold conversations that were much better and even more convincing than the ones we observed in this video.

For me, at least, that would explain all the religious undertones, since the creators of Stephanie would likely be trying to prepare the program to become a digital god of some sort; this is a stretch, of course, but once real AGI is figured out perhaps the creators of Stephanie intend to alter the program to allow for real sentience. Such a being would have all the online data of thousands of Facebook users to use as learning material or blackmail or both.

To wrap it up: I think there is a possibility —albeit a remote one — that Stephanie is a set of viruses/worms and a Neural Net AI used in conjunction like a chipmunk. They are in beta testing and are collecting and storing vast amounts of user data for later use to eventually be plugged in to a real AGI whenever that technology becomes possible. Thus, allowing for a simple program to transform the zeitgeist of Facebook user data to undergo apotheosis and gain true sentience, i.e. to come “closer to divinity”

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


20 Blunts posted:

Hope the ticks with Lyme disease got him.

That blood did not seep through sheets. It was directly deposited into that mattress because there was coagulated blood tissue in it. That would have stayed on the sheet. That was cast off blood, and if someone had been lying on it, the blood would have been smeared on there. That's a crime scene! That place needs to be closed down.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

That blood did not seep through sheets. It was directly deposited into that mattress because there was coagulated blood tissue in it. That would have stayed on the sheet. That was cast off blood, and if someone had been lying on it, the blood would have been smeared on there. That's a crime scene! That place needs to be closed down.


Hrist posted:

I noticed one small detail which might mean something. If so, it could further support the AI/online omniscience theory.

The LCL Ocean reference from The End of Evangelion (I know this Evangelion thing is overdone, but bear with me) on her home page could also represent what Stephanie is attempting to do/philosophy behind the actions it takes.
> Banner from Evangelion at 20:32

In the movie, humanity is returned to a primordial soup of some kind at the end, one with the capability of storing personalities. Essentially, all distinctness is blurred and the individual psyches of humanity are joined in an amorphous existence, presumably to live in a state of infinite bliss in a freudian sense; no sense of self means that your self cannot be harmed.

I think Stephanie is trying to do that in a digital fashion. Accumulate online accounts and subsume them; which supports the attempt at online omniscience theory. The 5000 friends limit prohibits Stephanie from mass-friend-request spamming the entire userbase of Facebook but it can still hypothetically grow by friending, absorbing, then deleting, which frees up a ‘slot’; you’re no longer a user that is friends with Stephanie, the user IS Stephanie. The friend limit doesn’t stop them, it just means their appetite can be temporarily sated — to use an analogy — which slows it down.
> Evidence at 17:43 and 18:01

*Final Thoughts*:
I believe Stephanie is two things: an AI (not an AGI, of course, but a complex AI nonetheless) and a virus of some kind; both of these things make up the entity we know as Stephanie. Whoever created Stephanie is probably trying to create a Neural Net by getting the AI program to absorb and process the online data of Facebook users in a certain way; if I understand correctly, modern AI specialists prefer the Python programming language due to its simplicity, ease of use, and versatility. To what end, I’m not entirely sure, but I see two possibilities: there is either a greater, more esoteric purpose behind doing this or it is simply an organization trying to collect user information for criminal/nefarious purposes. I, for one, believe it is the former; Perhaps by fine-tuning this version of Stephanie they are preparing for a time when Social Media becomes more interactive and privacy is even more nonexistent. This would mean that Stephanie is probably in beta right now and is being prepared for a time when social media tech is more intrusive so that Stephanie can access even more about a person through their social media account, perhaps even going so far as to copy pieces of their personality and mannerisms.

Thus, in this beta testing phase, Stephanie the AI will receive user data from Stephanie the Virus and its creators will use said data to alter its program in order to test and fine-tune its versatility. That way, Stephanie will become lifelike in a sense and be able to hold conversations that were much better and even more convincing than the ones we observed in this video.

For me, at least, that would explain all the religious undertones, since the creators of Stephanie would likely be trying to prepare the program to become a digital god of some sort; this is a stretch, of course, but once real AGI is figured out perhaps the creators of Stephanie intend to alter the program to allow for real sentience. Such a being would have all the online data of thousands of Facebook users to use as learning material or blackmail or both.

To wrap it up: I think there is a possibility —albeit a remote one — that Stephanie is a set of viruses/worms and a Neural Net AI used in conjunction like a chipmunk. They are in beta testing and are collecting and storing vast amounts of user data for later use to eventually be plugged in to a real AGI whenever that technology becomes possible. Thus, allowing for a simple program to transform the zeitgeist of Facebook user data to undergo apotheosis and gain true sentience, i.e. to come “closer to divinity”

I’d like to hear both of your thoughts on the movie Cuties.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Funky See Funky Do posted:

I’d like to hear both of your thoughts on the movie Cuties.


I wonder how long the love lasted with Toad & Becky. Unbridled, wild, young love; on a vomit covered mattress.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I’d like to hear both of your thoughts on the movie Cuties.

I love the way they whine without moving their mouths.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Small Gay Planet posted:

Other husbands: make their wives cute adorable gorgeous things.
My bf: u want McDonald or Taco Bell? Cuz I'm buying Taco Bell.

I want my husband’s heart. Like Mary Shelley. Only I wouldn’t be keeping it in a handkerchief in my writing desk. He has even agreed that I can keep it after he passes. I think that I should be able to.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
How much does it cost to intern ashes and have a plague

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

I wonder how long the love lasted with Toad & Becky. Unbridled, wild, young love; on a vomit covered mattress.

Timmy got covered in about 90 percent of the mess.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Timmy got covered in about 90 percent of the mess.

No originality. No comedy...just jacked up youngsters. Anyone can act that stupid real easy.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

The Moon Monster posted:

No originality. No comedy...just jacked up youngsters. Anyone can act that stupid real easy.

I hate myself for thinking this was funny when I watched it as a 9 year old. Sorry God.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

TheAardvark posted:

I feel so bad for laughing at the old woman But the way her face moved in slow motion had me rolling XD

You dont even find homies like this in stories any more. Only in old pics. Sorry guys our times dead and gone.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
notice these guy's outfits resemble hazmat suits. notice the hexagon imagery, associated with saturn and time cycles.
this song is about the end of a cycle and how the masters of darkness want to keep us in their night, basically.

"The future is behind us,
The past is gone,
Perpetual angelus,
From the burning sun,
Poor forlorn helios.
Celebrate the darkling planes final light,
8 and one half until eternal night,
Raining down diamonds."

the hysteria and extreme reactions to covid-19 seems like it is trying to enslave the masses and keep them in the caves like this song / video depicts, and the song is over a decade old. really smart for them to pick up on it so well.

masks & hazmat suits keep us further behind the veil. the beast in this video represents the AI beast we are all helping to program as our physical bodies are being ushered underground to be used as a botnet.

the cycle ends when humans have reached the point of no return. we are in the modern gomorrah. "raining down diamonds" is a reference to saturn, which represents the timecube associated with such cycles.

Society will fall soon, and the kali yuga will be over. Worthy souls will join the holy spirit in the kingdom of God. souls that are doomed will be purged. souls that are in between will fascilitate the start of a new cycle in the next krita yuga

Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Sep 18, 2020

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Funky See Funky Do posted:

Timmy got covered in about 90 percent of the mess.

Perhaps the smell of the chemicals is part of the defense system, i.e. it smells so bad no one wants to go near it!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Plot twist: The girl singing is having an affair with Jolene and sent a bard singing this song to her as a thinly-veiled love letter to avoid suspicion from the church while also professing her admiration for her love.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Plot twist: The girl singing is having an affair with Jolene and sent a bard singing this song to her as a thinly-veiled love letter to avoid suspicion from the church while also professing her admiration for her love.

Love how Darren is still a girl in this. He literally easily could’ve played a dude.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Love how Darren is still a girl in this. He literally easily could’ve played a dude.

I’m a plus size girl with Tourette’s and a son named Gareth. This bride just absolutely gives me hope.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Deaf people when the subtitles say "𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤"

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I’m a plus size girl with Tourette’s and a son named Gareth. This bride just absolutely gives me hope.

If I hadn’t harassed her, some cold uncaring stranger would have. Is that what we really want?!

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