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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

*sees a butt*
*stares off into the middle distance*
*a single tear*

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

*sees a gif of a cartoon character twerking*
this is not the country my grandfather took a bullet for

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

*imagines a world without butts*

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!


NO

NO

NOT IN THIS PLACE

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

keep it up everyone we’ll run these butts out of town in no time

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

i’m a butt bigot

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

butts have been present for every atrocity in human history

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

love the sinner hate the butt

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

The MUMPSorceress posted:

it is some guys job to just ruin pictures of butts like that all day

my hero

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

"My name is Mike Rowe... and this is my job. I explore the country looking for people who aren't afraid to get dirty. Hard-working men and women who earn an honest living doing the kinds of jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Now get ready... to get dirty!"

*cuts to Mike Rowe ruining butts and grimacing*

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!


:toughguy:

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

do rifles poo poo in the woods?

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Jedrick posted:

butts crack me up

did they attack you are you in pain are you full of broken bones

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

minds crack
bones crack
addicts smoke crack
butts do not crack

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i can't imagine the offense that would result if you laughed while placing your penis into a butt

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

even the merest chuckle would be a grave insult when buttsex is afoot

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

devastating

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

google THIS posted:

"I'm all in," I say, sliding my chips forward. My opponent tries to read my face, but I am like stone because I'm thinking about a flock of butts, just a bunch of disembodied butts with wings that fly around and communicate by farting and that poop everywhere just like real birds, and also twerking is their mating dance.

My opponent sighs. "I fold." One of the imaginary butt birds in my head farts triumphantly, but all I do is collect my chips and wait for the next hand to be dealt.

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