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"Uh, hey Beavis, will you help me file my taxes?"
"I am Cornholio, CPA! I can help you exploit a loophole!"
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"The next pre-human species we will be studying is Homo buttwreckus."
The high school biology teacher smiles placidly as the students dutifully take notes without so much as a smirk. The name change worked.
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You know what they say: Everything before the "but" is at least potentially funny.
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(snooty British accent) I say, wot wot? In the butt.
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"I'm all in," I say, sliding my chips forward. My opponent tries to read my face, but I am like stone because I'm thinking about a flock of butts, just a bunch of disembodied butts with wings that fly around and communicate by farting and that poop everywhere just like real birds, and also twerking is their mating dance.
My opponent sighs. "I fold." One of the imaginary butt birds in my head farts triumphantly, but all I do is collect my chips and wait for the next hand to be dealt.
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