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*At James the Fly's funeral at the podium* Ahem, I would like to read a poem I wrote to commemorate James The Fly's life. Let me begin - Blowing on that endo, Gamecube, Nintendo. Thank you
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Frantically attempting to close the very tiny casket at the open viewing to cover up the fact that I accidentally inhaled James the Fly's peaceful corpse
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Jan 7, 2020 05:47
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"Even though he is gone, James the Fly will always carry on inside of us." *Sweat pouring down my face as I adjust my collar and loosen my tie.* Dear god theyre on to me...
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Jan 7, 2020 05:49
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Nigmaetcetera posted:JAMES THE FLY RAPED ME *collapses crying* *Portrait of James the fly glaring like Vigo the Carpathian down from the mantel towards your prostrate frame*
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Jan 7, 2020 06:07
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I'm chopping up James the Fly minuscule dead dessicated body and snorting it up my nose to absorb all the poo poo matter his carapace accumulated over his lifetime
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