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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
James was a good fly, an honest fly, but what I'll remember most about James is his fervent love of human and animal poo poo. Goodbye James you were simply too good for this world and we all are diminished by your loss. Love you, buddy.

*tears up as I walk back to my seat in the hall at the community rec center*

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
OH JAMESY BOY THE FLIES THE FLIES ARE CALLING...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
James had a small circle of friends but we all know that he had a real impact on all our lives and when he was found dead in Tim's window sill we all couldn't believe it. It just seemed so senseless.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I'm happy he could be buried the way he most wanted. To be frozen in an ice cube and interred in someone's scotch at a party.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Fly, oh fly!
Why did you die?
Was it a swat or a spray
That took you away?

The sting of a wasp
Or the bite of a frog
Or poisoned by poo
Left by the dog?

Your buzz now silent
Compound eyes do not see
Upside-down on the sill
Rest In Peace, mon ami.

That was really beautiful. James would have loved it.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Thanks, it’s the least I could do for ol’ James.





Say, you think it’s too soon to ask his wife out for coffee?

The rule is two weeks, dude. Have some respect.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Every now and then the wind blows and it seems to say James the Fly

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