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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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‘E was a goodun, I’ll fight any bastard’d argue wiff me

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Professor of Cats posted:

James, why were you always rubbing your little fly hands together? It's like you were always scheming up something stinky.

‘E WAS A GOOD LAD

*vomits on funeral shoes*

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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I’m sorry for my earlier behavior, I’d been listening to The Dubliners and drinking cheap wine.

James was a good fly, a brilliant fly, even. He knew what it was to be a fly, and he wasn’t shy about telling us all about it. Some call him a murderer, but I call him a patriot.

*vomits on funeral shoes*

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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reignofevil posted:

But honestly folks not every fly makes it through every half opened window. I'm not trying to be a dick here I'm just saying let me quote you some of the statistics-

Is this one of those “13% of flies are responsible for 50% of maggoty cheeses” racist memes that I’m just not getting? Because as has already been established, James was one of the gooduns.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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JAMES THE FLY RAPED ME *collapses crying*

*vomits on funeral shoes*

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Maybe i went too far

I never been to an Irish wake before

Except the one where James the Fly buggered my arse bloody

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