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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Mark Fisher's Exiting the Vampire Castle
 
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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Thermal Anomaly posted:

> You feel a cold wind on the back of your neck as you enter the Vampire Castle. Somber organ music can be heard faintly in the distance.

> Command? exit

> Exit to where? exit castle

> To your dismay, the doorknob refuses to budge. Cruel laughter echoes through the hall. "Leaving so soon?" It seems you have no choice but to press on towards your adventure's end...

yeah this was my first thought, it sounds like a rad adventure game

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Dean of Swing posted:

>do I still die a virgin if a vampire lady bites my dick off.

please do not spoil the plot of the sequel, Mark Fisher's I Must Find My Undead Dick Before It Kills Again

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Mark Fisher's Exiting the Vampire Castle