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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Mark Fisher's Exiting the Vampire Castle
 
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Nov 15, 2003
 so a priest, a pedant, and a hipster walk into a castle

and the priest, he says, "hey, that guys a vampire."

the pedant says, "well, actually, he's an undercover totally-not-a-vampire whos only keeping tabs on the real vampires. he only drinks blood, kills villagers, and sleeps in dirt so he can get valuable information that he can pass to... other villagers. to help them kill the vampires."

and the hipster says, "that sucks a whole lot. kill the vampire."

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