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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Trump dressed as Manos the hand of fate, presenting the burger feast in the background

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
When a thread is closed and you can no longer post in it, the “don’t go there!” button should say “stand down”

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Trash Ops posted:

it is incredibly important that the avatar says the posts

This ads more scrolling and slows down reading and was unique to fyad, leave that in the grave of fyad

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Someone write a script that can be used as to generate trump misspellings, and then have that tied to a word filter, so that whenever somebody writes "trump" it replaces it with a different spelling of the word

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

capitaldelendaest posted:

if the new stylesheet ends up being difficult to read, is there a way for users to opt out of seeing it? sorry if this is a dumb question, I'm new and just regged to keep reading the succzone and a games thread when the paywall went up after new years.

According to the QCS thread about this, any new style sheets would be optional

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Gumball Gumption posted:

I don't like the speech bubbles. They're funny but they're also tightly connected to FYAD and I don't want anything that reminds me of FYAD in here. Leave it in the ground where it belongs.

I agree. If this comes to fruition it will be the first serious launch of a forums style sheet in like 15 years, let's invent our own thing rather than just become a FYAD clone. Talking heads and chyrons seems to be going in a better direction

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
how about instead of a speech bubble every av gets a frame around it that makes it look like like it's in a tv?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Squizzle posted:

it would break any avs that are actually 2+ imgs stacked on top of each other

which is just added value to the idea!!!

i wonder if the poster name could be moved beneath the av in a lil colored bar, like a cable news name caption graphic

might be a bit much but this is just brainstorming so

yeah, rearrange the name and regdate around the poster to make it look like a tv news headline, with the av in the middle of the frame. brilliant

It would be cool if you had av text that it would appear as the text in the headline but that would get really messed up by gangtags and smilies I guess

e: oh, and the little plat icon would be in the corner of the screen, like the logo of a news network

twoday has issued a correction as of 04:05 on Jan 10, 2020

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Siljmonster posted:

make the 1 2 3 4 5 buttons for voting into a different picture of Rudy Guliani sweating and grinning

That's a good places for the pinnochios

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Additional idea: instead of a cable channel, stylize the forum to make it look like the Washington Post or NYT, especially if we're doing the needle/Pinnochio stuff

This is a great idea and also 100x easier to code

Add the letter A before each page number

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Put this at the top of the page

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
You mean the documentary?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Just brainstorming now, in any case

I think that having a newspaper theme is the easiest way to keep it simple and legible, otherwise it will turn into a YTMND style pile of annoying gifs and midi files that will annoy everyone after a few days

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Also, Idiocracy was a word before it was movie, gently caress the movie, it's still a valid word

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
The movie is horrible for many reasons, I do not endorse it. It is however, for various other ironic reasons funny to use that word in this context

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
:hmmyes:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
having it be optional, with an on/off switch solves most of these problems, no?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

zynga dot com posted:

absolutely do this

what if it had the forum subtitle on it?



sure, just do the text in the actual html so it will be centered, don't actually post a giant jpg image at the top of the page

also, if it's going to look like a newspaper header, it should have a third line of small text that says the date on the left side ("Tuesday, January 15th") and "69˘" on the right

and maybe also "Day Crew Edition" or "Nite Krew Edition," depending on what time it is

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
perhaps pivoting towards a news-oriented format could help portray C-SPAM as a "current events" subforum rather than a "political" one and thus provide a new identity which could help appease the people who see us as indistinct from D&D and unworthy of being a separate forum

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
(we wouldn't actually have to change anything about the way we post :ssh:)

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I vote for the newspaper theme, there is a ton of media parody discussed in this thread, it can all be lumped together

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I like the checkmarks, I change my vote to a hodgepodge of newspapers and other media stuff

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
How can we help?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
If you read through this thread you'll see that there are a bunch of ideas in the newspaper/Twitter/media vein. I think if they were all implemented together it would kick a lot of rear end. Also, some people in the thread posted some code and seemed to know how to do this sort of thing. I can't code myself but I bet there are some people who are willing to throw in a line of code or two and make this into a collaborative effort.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Many of the suggestions were simple text substitutions and that seems like it will get a lot of milage in changing the general tone with relatively little effort

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I have no idea how much of this is practical and I probably missed some stuff but I mined the thread for suggestions related to the media/news theme and here's what I got, all in one place:

HiHo ChiRho posted:

stylize the forum to make it look like the Washington Post or NYT


TimWinter posted:

News sheet style looks good


Plank Walker posted:

the thread ratings should be replaced with the nyt election forecast needle

When you rate a thread, you rate it in terms of 1 to 5 Pinnochios, or like the NYT needle:



bawfuls posted:

Decorum button instead of report

Plank Walker posted:

the OP’s avatar should get a “this is the president” overlay when they post in their thread

Referring to:



Zoran posted:

“User X posted:” replaced with “User X wrote in their column:”

Pepperoneedy posted:

If you're going to go that route, you could change the wording when someone edits their post.
“User X issued a correction at...”

Squizzle posted:

if we go w a news themed sheet, it would be fun if the quoted post txt said “sources familiar w [quoted poster] said”

Someone else said, instead of the username be on top, make it like a news chyron superimposed upon the bottom of their av (this seems difficult to implement)

sincx posted:

By the way, I just noticed that some people are already running around with a blue verified checkmark next to their username, so a hypothetical CSPAM CSS can just use that, instead of having to base64 encode an image.

code:
https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/svgs/verified.png


twoday posted:

Put this at the top of the page



Image made by zynga dot com

Maybe it would be possible to do that in the code rather than as an image?

Referring to the above:

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Do one with "All the posts that are poo poo to print"

twoday posted:

sure, just do the text in the actual html so it will be centered, don't actually post a giant jpg image at the top of the page

also, if it's going to look like a newspaper header, it should have a third line of small text that says the date on the left side ("Tuesday, January 15th") and "69˘" on the right

and maybe also "Day Crew Edition" or "Nite Krew Edition," depending on what time it is

Siljmonster posted:

Give me a blue checkmark you fuckers I'm a reporter for the forums

Hemick posted:

Not sure exactly how the stylesheets work on the forums but based on the current one and just tacking an extra rule on afterwards, this rule below works but you have to literally add a :not for every extra custom grenade into it. If Jeffrey were to make the regular rear end grenade have its own rule like "author platinum normal" it would be a lot simpler to change.

code:
<style type="text/css">
#thread dl.userinfo dt.author.platinum:not(.coder):not(.idiotking):not(.diamond):not(.redpill):not(.award):not(.role-mod):not(.role-admin):not(.role-tflcspotter):not(.magikoopa):not(.astral):not(.kensei):not(.dtwenty):not(.book):not(.tragedy):not(.poop):not(.kirbystar):not(.helix):not(.hawkeye):not(.duckie):not(.meltdown):not(.chome):not(.balrog):not(.freakfuta):not(.netcafe):not(.canada):not(.schnee):not(.commie):not(.literallyabird):not(.raccoon):not(.baloogan):not(.anarchy):not(.cacutar):not(.lightning):not(.zdr):not(.verified):not(.tankie):not(.atomic):not(.manhattan):not(.larry):not(.bbg):not(.skylark):not(.fungus):not(.quake):not(.pentagram):not(.labarum):not(.dragonball):not(.balrogred):not(.blindsally):not(.phone):not(.reene):not(.football):not(.gear):not(.literallyabirdred):not(.modhammer):not(.cup) {
background-image: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg aria-hidden='true' focusable='false' data-prefix='fas' data-icon='badge-check' role='img' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' viewBox='0 0 512 512' class='svg-inline--fa fa-badge-check fa-w-16'%3E%3Cpath fill='rgb(81, 152, 233)' d='M512 256c0-37.7-23.7-69.9-57.1-82.4 14.7-32.4 8.8-71.9-17.9-98.6-26.7-26.7-66.2-32.6-98.6-17.9C325.9 23.7 293.7 0 256 0s-69.9 23.7-82.4 57.1c-32.4-14.7-72-8.8-98.6 17.9-26.7 26.7-32.6 66.2-17.9 98.6C23.7 186.1 0 218.3 0 256s23.7 69.9 57.1 82.4c-14.7 32.4-8.8 72 17.9 98.6 26.6 26.6 66.1 32.7 98.6 17.9 12.5 33.3 44.7 57.1 82.4 57.1s69.9-23.7 82.4-57.1c32.6 14.8 72 8.7 98.6-17.9 26.7-26.7 32.6-66.2 17.9-98.6 33.4-12.5 57.1-44.7 57.1-82.4zm-144.8-44.25L236.16 341.74c-4.31 4.28-11.28 4.25-15.55-.06l-75.72-76.33c-4.28-4.31-4.25-11.28.06-15.56l26.03-25.82c4.31-4.28 11.28-4.25 15.56.06l42.15 42.49 97.2-96.42c4.31-4.28 11.28-4.25 15.55.06l25.82 26.03c4.28 4.32 4.26 11.29-.06 15.56z' class=''%3E%3C/path%3E%3C/svg%3E");

background-size: 15px !important;
line-height: 15px !important;
background-position: left center!important;
background-repeat: no-repeat!important
}
</style>
And you get this:



Hemick posted:

Or you could do this and get the checkmark on the right:

code:
#thread dl.userinfo dt.author.platinum:not(.coder):not(.idiotking):not(.diamond):not(.redpill):not(.award):not(.role-mod):not(.role-admin):not(.role-tflcspotter):not(.magikoopa):not(.astral):not(.kensei):not(.dtwenty):not(.book):not(.tragedy):not(.poop):not(.kirbystar):not(.helix):not(.hawkeye):not(.duckie):not(.meltdown):not(.chome):not(.balrog):not(.freakfuta):not(.netcafe):not(.canada):not(.schnee):not(.commie):not(.literallyabird):not(.raccoon):not(.baloogan):not(.anarchy):not(.cacutar):not(.lightning):not(.zdr):not(.verified):not(.tankie):not(.atomic):not(.manhattan):not(.larry):not(.bbg):not(.skylark):not(.fungus):not(.quake):not(.pentagram):not(.labarum):not(.dragonball):not(.balrogred):not(.blindsally):not(.phone):not(.reene):not(.football):not(.gear):not(.literallyabirdred):not(.modhammer):not(.cup) {
background-image: none;
padding-left: 0 !important;
}

#thread dl.userinfo dt.author.platinum:not(.coder):not(.idiotking):not(.diamond):not(.redpill):not(.award):not(.role-mod):not(.role-admin):not(.role-tflcspotter):not(.magikoopa):not(.astral):not(.kensei):not(.dtwenty):not(.book):not(.tragedy):not(.poop):not(.kirbystar):not(.helix):not(.hawkeye):not(.duckie):not(.meltdown):not(.chome):not(.balrog):not(.freakfuta):not(.netcafe):not(.canada):not(.schnee):not(.commie):not(.literallyabird):not(.raccoon):not(.baloogan):not(.anarchy):not(.cacutar):not(.lightning):not(.zdr):not(.verified):not(.tankie):not(.atomic):not(.manhattan):not(.larry):not(.bbg):not(.skylark):not(.fungus):not(.quake):not(.pentagram):not(.labarum):not(.dragonball):not(.balrogred):not(.blindsally):not(.phone):not(.reene):not(.football):not(.gear):not(.literallyabirdred):not(.modhammer):not(.cup)::after {
content:"";
margin-left: 5px;
background-image: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg aria-hidden='true' focusable='false' data-prefix='fas' data-icon='badge-check' role='img' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' viewBox='0 0 512 512' class='svg-inline--fa fa-badge-check fa-w-16'%3E%3Cpath fill='rgb(81, 152, 233)' d='M512 256c0-37.7-23.7-69.9-57.1-82.4 14.7-32.4 8.8-71.9-17.9-98.6-26.7-26.7-66.2-32.6-98.6-17.9C325.9 23.7 293.7 0 256 0s-69.9 23.7-82.4 57.1c-32.4-14.7-72-8.8-98.6 17.9-26.7 26.7-32.6 66.2-17.9 98.6C23.7 186.1 0 218.3 0 256s23.7 69.9 57.1 82.4c-14.7 32.4-8.8 72 17.9 98.6 26.6 26.6 66.1 32.7 98.6 17.9 12.5 33.3 44.7 57.1 82.4 57.1s69.9-23.7 82.4-57.1c32.6 14.8 72 8.7 98.6-17.9 26.7-26.7 32.6-66.2 17.9-98.6 33.4-12.5 57.1-44.7 57.1-82.4zm-144.8-44.25L236.16 341.74c-4.31 4.28-11.28 4.25-15.55-.06l-75.72-76.33c-4.28-4.31-4.25-11.28.06-15.56l26.03-25.82c4.31-4.28 11.28-4.25 15.56.06l42.15 42.49 97.2-96.42c4.31-4.28 11.28-4.25 15.55.06l25.82 26.03c4.28 4.32 4.26 11.29-.06 15.56z' class=''%3E%3C/path%3E%3C/svg%3E");
background-size: 16px;
width: 16px;
height: 16px;
display: inline-block;
line-height: 16px !important;
background-position: left center;
background-repeat: no-repeat;
}

twoday has issued a correction as of 05:32 on Feb 6, 2020

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
thanks, good luck

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

There are a ton of proposed backgrounds, maybe you guys could vote on them and then the mods could ignore the vote and pick their favorite?

I’m not sure which one would go with the media theme...

Trump burger feast is a great background but then it wouldn’t look like a newspaper anymore



Unless it was only behind the thread titles, and not the overall background? Then it would like like a picture in a newspaper

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Beekeeping and You posted:

Hahahaha the header is so loving good, thank you

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Safari header:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
you can make changes and we can tell you what it looks like, I guess

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Fixed in safari!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Can someone photoshop this to say C-SPAM Correctional Center

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Homeless Friend posted:

Needs to be that pic of hillary where she's got her hands up to head and looks spaced out imo

The one where she's confused in the kitchen

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
lol nice

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
this might be a bit too dark

twoday has issued a correction as of 03:36 on Feb 11, 2020

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
well, fair enough, but does anyone have an alternative suggestion

twoday has issued a correction as of 19:02 on Feb 11, 2020

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twoday
May 4, 2005



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How would you do that? Just make everything black and white, I guess?

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