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Wondering what they feed gorillas, I spent some time googling "gorilla food" and kept getting hits for like, body building supplements and dog food and finally felt lightning strike when I heard someone in the office call dog food "kibble": *googles "gorilla kibble food"* About five hits down: http://www.angryman.ca/monkey.html "I'm tired of cooking. I hate scrubbing pots and pans. I've wasted too much time in the checkout line. It's time to eat chow. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: "a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes." Is this what man has become? Reduced to eating kibble? Glorified dog food? what new body hacks will they think of next?
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Sounds like this guy has it all figured out tbqh
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Jan 11, 2020 00:04
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On the other hand if this had been known sooner we wouldn't have gotten that goons eating dog food challenge back in the day and the world would be lesser for it.
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Jan 11, 2020 00:13
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Gorillas eat a fuckton of leaves all day and then sit there digesting it and farting and sleeping and occasionally freaking out or staring at caterpillars then eating their poo poo to salvage any nutrients left over.
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Jan 11, 2020 00:15
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if you mix the kibble with some hot water it goes down much easier. this idiot has no clue what hes doing honestly
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Jan 11, 2020 00:16
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Oh and occasionally they eat dirt
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Poop: problematic
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Gorillas eat a fuckton of leaves all day and then sit there digesting it and farting and sleeping and occasionally freaking out or staring at caterpillars It was all sounding so good through here
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Jan 11, 2020 00:17
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Gorillas eat a fuckton of leaves all day and then sit there digesting it and farting and sleeping and occasionally freaking out or staring at caterpillars then eating their poo poo to salvage any nutrients left over. Also sounds like they got it figured out
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Oh and occasionally they eat dirt Yeah, but who knows how much nutrients dirt has? I bet you could get loving ripped eating Miracle Grow or a bag of good manure. Ya'll see what that poo poo does for plants?
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Most importantly, gorillas are virtually all pinheads because the shape of their head supports their jaw muscles which need to be powerful to gnaw bamboo shoots and grind up plant matter
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Jan 11, 2020 00:20
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as an incredibly hairy man i want ot know if he was successful and if it made him more ape like and i shoudl copy him
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*eating dirt in my front yard* Holy poo poo it tastes just like an Arby's beef 'n cheddar!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Gorillas eat a fuckton of leaves all day and then sit there digesting it and farting and sleeping and occasionally freaking out or staring at caterpillars then eating their poo poo to salvage any nutrients left over. And humans think they're the peak of evolution.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby I'm getting the vibe that you have a significant distaste for gorillas.
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big nipples big life posted:Lil Swamp Booger Baby I'm getting the vibe that you have a significant distaste for gorillas. Gorillas are my favorite animal actually
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Jan 11, 2020 00:23
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Gorillas are my favorite animal actually gotta get my vibeometer checked
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Orangutans are a close second only because they're less likely to eat their own crap which is a slight deal breaker
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Needs more bananas.
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Jose posted:as an incredibly hairy man i want ot know if he was successful and if it made him more ape like and i shoudl copy him
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Orangutans are a close second only because they're less likely to eat their own crap which is a slight deal breaker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu898NT-s04
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Human beings could learn from this gorilla man what it means to be a good father
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As for the question, chimps or gorillas? Well there's only one species of ape I've witnessed footage of it mouth loving a frog to death and it was not the gorilla. On that basis the gorilla comes out ahead.
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I'm jealous at that awesome technique of just reaching into your own rear end in a top hat and retrieving the poo poo before it has a chance to go anywhere
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can someone post booger baby's av im on the awful app and i need it on my phone forever
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verbal enema posted:can someone post booger baby's av im on the awful app and i need it on my phone forever 
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great joe rogan has a new diet to talk about
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legendary good av
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Junk posted:legendary good av it's my favorite on the forums
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big nipples big life posted:it's my favorite on the forums I like your otter
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quote:Poop: suspiciously absent 
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Healthier than my dinner plans of a bag of chips.
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Milo and POTUS posted:I like your otter I do too, thanks.
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the otter is hypnotizing 
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I remember watching the video blogs this guy posted a long time ago, though they seem to be missing now. I remember by the last one he said he was starting to lose his mind and suddenly understood why chimps in zoos were prone to aggressive behavior, going so far as to spend a few minutes wistfully describing his memories of gas station nachos and hot dogs
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the chad carrot king | the virgin kibblecuck
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Play posted:I'm jealous at that awesome technique of just reaching into your own rear end in a top hat and retrieving the poo poo before it has a chance to go anywhere Don't want it to hit the floor and get dirty
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Having a hard time believing this is cheaper than beans and rice
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Well What Now posted:And humans think they're the peak of evolution. I mean gorillas have the smallest dick to body size ratio, while humans have the biggest.
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