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fire the guy we pay to run around on the wing acting like a gremlin
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Jan 12, 2020 20:29
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May 19, 2024 02:39
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- City of Glompton
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of course the button doesn't actually do anything
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jan 12, 2020 20:45
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Low-altitude wingless plane
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Jan 12, 2020 21:28
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- cda
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It's cool how the car thread is thriving. I hope all the people posting there come say hi if they haven't
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Jan 12, 2020 22:11
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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Have a "Speed up" button installed in the business class seats. Passengers are billed for every knot above cruising speed they want to go.
(Gradius 3 Music Intensifies)
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Jan 12, 2020 22:31
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Whoops that was supposed to go in the chat thread
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Jan 12, 2020 23:12
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- idiotsavant
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we can eliminate all runways by simply placing the plane on a treadmill and harnessing the power of collective belief to get it to take off
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Jan 12, 2020 23:38
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- idiotsavant
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One button on the plane (seat recliner, call button, light, volume etc) is the King’s Button and you get a million dollars and get to be in charge of the plane for the rest of the flight if you press it
One button is the Fool’s Button and youre immediately emergency ejected from the plane if you press it
If both buttons have been pressed during a flight the plane shuts down completely
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Jan 13, 2020 00:21
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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i would pay extra for a plane where no one else is allowed to use the toilet. only me. doc phizz'z whizz palace. the legal party toilet. make it happen people i'm ray loving smuckles.
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Jan 13, 2020 00:28
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- idiotsavant
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Ok its like a regular airplane but it gives everyoen airplane blowjobs
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Jan 13, 2020 00:30
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- idiotsavant
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free beans on all flights, you can take as many beans as you want
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Jan 13, 2020 00:45
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- idiotsavant
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theres a special trash port where you can dump all your clothes & toiletries so you can fill your luggage with beans
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Jan 13, 2020 00:46
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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bring back the feature we used to have that was really popular with customers.
we will bring back precise flight takeoff and landing times instead of approximates like "before lunch", "mid afternoon" or "at night"
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Jan 13, 2020 01:06
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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offer free noise cancelling headphones to passengers, that actually work and fit snugly over the mouths of loud passengers and crying babies
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Jan 13, 2020 02:24
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- szkud
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with all the water rising. maybe ground floor commercial boatplanes
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Jan 13, 2020 03:52
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- Winifred Madgers
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customized anesthesiology to eliminate jet lag
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Jan 13, 2020 04:58
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- alnilam
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customized anesthesiology to eliminate jet lag
Ever since seeing this in the fifth element it has been my dream
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Jan 13, 2020 15:36
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- Galaxander
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barrel-rolls: $200 a pop
big loops: that's a grand
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Jan 13, 2020 16:18
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- alnilam
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MANLY airline. there are no seatbelts but extra legroom. no safety briefing. they don't clean the plane in between flights, they have sawdust and peanut shells down like on old-timey bar. the only in flight service is a barrel of peanuts, roasted in shell with salt but you can bring your own liquor and cigrits. the pilots straight up board through a separate door for safety and you can have weapons too. what happens in the air stays in the air. no girls allowed
TACTICAL airlines sponsored by BUDK, similar to your idea but everything is brushed steel or olive green or tan or black, and wrapped in paracord for no particular reason, open carrying is encouraged, there are no seats, when you deboard your bag is thrownb at you roughly and it had better have a flag patch on it or we cannot guarantee it will be returned to you
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Jan 13, 2020 17:17
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- idiotsavant
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horny airlines theres no seats theres no clothes its just a big flying gently caress tube
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Jan 13, 2020 18:56
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- idiotsavant
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introducing dockless on-demand planes just use the cool app to find a plane near you and land it wheerever, on the curb, blocking traffic, on top of an old handicapped lady or a dog we dont give a gently caress!!!
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Jan 13, 2020 18:58
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Uber Flight. Airplanes and helicopters constantly circle above the city and come pick you up when you call them
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Jan 13, 2020 19:05
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May 19, 2024 02:39
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- fartzilla
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how disgusting
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what if the matrix was actually originally constructed by a beleaguered airline company who thought it would be cheaper to simulate the rest of its passengers lives as though they had taken the flight
at first they saved a ton on airline maintenance but it started spiraling out of control when the passengers in the simulation started having children
eventually the simulation engulfed the whole world, and ironclad contract of carriage laws prevented them from just waking everyone up
anyway I think we should do this
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