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you can do an existing variation of a real sport, or combine elements of multiple sports, or go crazy with it and make something totally off the wall. it's up to you, BYOB. for reference here is a list of all sports L@@K ==> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sports <== L@@K Some of my ideas: Tae Kwon Dootball This is essentially tackle football but all of the players are Tae Kwon Do practitioners, classed according to belt, wearing normal Tae Kwon Do safety gear and uniforms. they do all the normal motions of football but instead of tackling and blocking, it's all punches and crazy spin kicks. in a field goal, the guy who holds the ball instead throws it into the air, the goal is only good if the kicker has both feet off the ground during the kick, and it's an extra point if he can blast it straight through the scoreboard somehow. yeah, that's dootball baby. BDSM curling Like normal curling, you have two people with brooms trying to control the speed and distance of a stone as it rolls across ice to land it in a target while yelling at each other, but you also have two leather-clad people flogging the people with the brooms and yelling at them. This motivates them to do better at curling. BYOBall In this sport, two or more players ignore a ball, instead smoking weed and telling jokes near the ball, on the BYOBall court, or out in the BYOBall field if it's nice out. Every time a player smokes the weed or says something funny, they get a point. If ButtTheShitmanFart ever posts, the game ends and all of the players win. Nobody ever loses at BYOBall because there is only one team. Unicycle fencing This is self-explanatory |
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trampoline wrestling - american freestyle wrestling by very bouncy. gotta work extra hard to pin someone! might turn into pro wrestling pretty quickly? e: Barco Fiesta posted:for reference here is a list of all sports this has "dog surfing" as a sport so i think one quick addition is to add dogs to every sport
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Snorf Toss a bunch of rubber balls in the corner of the high school. Keep the balls in motion. The only rule is keep the balls in motion. |
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passive aggressive football - points are scored whenever the football accepts a compliment as sincere but later realizes it was an insult
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Manifisto posted:passive aggressive football - points are scored whenever the football accepts a compliment as sincere but later realizes it was an insult Wow, that's a great idea; so different from your other work. safety wink. i think you are very talented. |
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xcheopis posted:Wow, that's a great idea; so different from your other work. she scores! the crowd goes wild!
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ferroque posted:Competitive Sex 69 with points? |
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biosterous posted:trampoline wrestling - american freestyle wrestling by very bouncy. gotta work extra hard to pin someone! might turn into pro wrestling pretty quickly? dog trampoline wrestling
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squirrel ignoring - self explanatory, players win points for ignoring squirrels
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reverse basketball - sort of like bobbing for apples, except basketballs
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priceless ming vase catch and toss - the sport of kings
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who's afraid of fuzzy kittens - competition is fierce, raw talent at this game is off the charts
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leaf counting - count leaves until you get to a number that you like. that's good enough, you can stop now if you want.
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Manifisto posted:who's afraid of fuzzy kittens - competition is fierce, raw talent at this game is off the charts Competitive Litter Feeding. The person with the fewest claw marks up to her shoulders wins. Note: Contestants who open the can and just fling the contents into the midst of the oncoming hordes of fluffy meeps and then sprint away will be disqualified. |
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Pro ball. You pick a ball you like, and explain all the good things about choosing it. A 7 panel board of experts chooses the best argument. The loser is decapitated. |
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UTI Rugby. 30 people with urinary tract infections are placed on a field, and there's a big ruck for the antibiotics |
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full contact stock market exchange |
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ok get this: it's shuffleboard, but played on a slip-n-slide, and you/your friends are the pucks
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badmittens - speedknitting event with the goal of creating the best ("baddest") pair of mittens. also be played with crochet in some house rules |
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owlhawk911 posted:ok get this: it's shuffleboard, but played on a slip-n-slide, and you/your friends are the pucks lol |
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Manifisto posted:squirrel ignoring - self explanatory, players win points for ignoring squirrels this is impossible
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the floor is lava - the floor is lava. usually a very short game.
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prepuce repurposed posted:american foodball is that the game where you identify american football songs in public radio broadcast button and bed tracks? |
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Desk Chair Drag Racing do not let Darlene from HR catch you!
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bee baseball it's like normal baseball except sometimes the baseballs explode into a swarm of pissed of stinging bees (wasps whatever) and everyone is required to run to safety. ---------------- |
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City of Glompton posted:Desk Chair Drag Racing Charles H. From IT has already been disqualified, he has been found with a soldering iron and the motor from his ebike next to his regulation five wheel chair. Derek L. Has been given a provisional license as long as he certifies his hoverround with the panel and ensures no modifications have been made to it that would take it out of the street stock class. |
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Charles H. From IT has already been disqualified, he has been found with a soldering iron and the motor from his ebike next to his regulation five wheel chair. bolting a spoiler onto the back of my chair to reduce drag
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Charles H. From IT has already been disqualified, he has been found with a soldering iron and the motor from his ebike next to his regulation five wheel chair. Kimberly B. Project Manager disqualified for awarding her build project to a subcontractor without taking three competitive bids. |
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esports: first team to get exactly 2.71828 . . . points is the winner
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blasting down the racecourse, IKEA sponsorship sticker gleaming in the light as i careen through dave's cubicle
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City of Glompton posted:Desk Chair Drag Racing as fun as this is i have to point out this thread is for inventing *new* sports and i'm pretty sure this has been going on since they put wheels on chairs
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watho posted:casketball lol |
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- full-contact bonsai trimming, you try to trim your priceless tiny tree while being galumphed by excited Labradors dressed up as lumberjacks - synchronized lightbulb changing - Appliance Rodeo |
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Anti-Imposter Syndrome - You win when you accept a compliment from someone genuinely trying to give well wishes. |
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