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Manifisto


passive aggressive football - points are scored whenever the football accepts a compliment as sincere but later realizes it was an insult


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Manifisto


xcheopis posted:

Wow, that's a great idea; so different from your other work.

safety wink. i think you are very talented.

she scores! the crowd goes wild!


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Manifisto


squirrel ignoring - self explanatory, players win points for ignoring squirrels


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Manifisto


reverse basketball - sort of like bobbing for apples, except basketballs


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Manifisto


priceless ming vase catch and toss - the sport of kings


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Manifisto


who's afraid of fuzzy kittens - competition is fierce, raw talent at this game is off the charts


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Manifisto


the floor is lava - the floor is lava. usually a very short game.


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Manifisto


esports: first team to get exactly 2.71828 . . . points is the winner


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Manifisto


BallisticClipboard posted:

Anti-Imposter Syndrome - You win when you accept a compliment from someone genuinely trying to give well wishes.

ooooo sounds hard


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Manifisto


there should be sports where it's like two totally distinct games going on at the same time and the players in each game are trying to work around the inconveniences caused by the other players

like combining skeet shooting with baseball

or a soccer match on an active golf fairway and the goalposts keep moving to whichever hole the golfers are shooting for


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