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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

defaultluser posted:

Joe Flacco won so convincingly in his first year carried by the greatest defense ever assembled. After all, that was what catapulted Rex Ryan into (undeserved) stardom.

After that, he relied on Ray Rice. That man put up as many rushing yards as Lamar Jackson, and as many receiving yards as Heap in his prime. In the same season.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-miss-plays/0ap2000000100752/WK-12-Can-t-Miss-Play-Resilient-Rice-s-fourth-down-conversion

Andrews is barely Todd Heap-caliber, and Ingram is a very tired Ray Rice. The defense is full-of-holes, yet can own teams under certain conditions. Yet we still managed to beat most of the teams we faced.

They had to bring in two of our highest producing Tight-ends ever, plus Anquan Boldin to get Joe over his AFC Title game hump. Lamar will just require quite a bit less. Just draft a Ray Rice replacement, or get us a top wideout in free agency to take the load off young Hollywood Brown.

getting mudhole stomped by the TANNEHILL TITANS suggests there is a lot of help that the ravens need

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

The Puppy Bowl posted:

The winds of fate literally won them the game. Of course Vikings were the team of destiny after the Minneapolis Miracle and they got pasted by the Torrey Smith led Philadelphia Eagles.

That was so incredibly satisfying to watch my birds absolutely pound rear end that game. Crybaby vikings fans couldn't handle a couple full beer cans thrown at them.

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