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gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
It had a pretty badly injured leg, the vets couldn't feel a break or fracture but it appeared to have a bunch of nerve damage, it was getting a face full of happy gas when I left in preparation for having some xrays done.

Hopefully the damage isn't too bad, they'll drive it to Healesville for surgery if there's a decent shot of rehabilitation.

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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Healesville seems like a euphemism here

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

well why not posted:

Healesville seems like a euphemism here

Healesville Sanctuary has a dedicated wildlife hospital where they can operate on all sorts of native animals.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


gay picnic defence posted:

It had a pretty badly injured leg, the vets couldn't feel a break or fracture but it appeared to have a bunch of nerve damage, it was getting a face full of happy gas when I left in preparation for having some xrays done.

Hopefully the damage isn't too bad, they'll drive it to Healesville for surgery if there's a decent shot of rehabilitation.

I award you this medal for helping an animal in need



I was bored after making the Goon Squad gangtag, so I've had this sitting about unfinished. I can spruce it up if there's interest

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Noice

You should do one for bottoms too though, it’d be a shame to leave them out

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Infinitum posted:

This popped up on my feed. Aussie map for BeamNG, so you can be a derro oval office without being a derro oval office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisGaudk1es

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA76dHsl0ng

Left Hand Drive. 0/10

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

Whoforthenwhat posted:

Have used ublock and Firefox for years, thought that was on the hit list when Google did their 'adblockers hurt our billions of profit dollars'. Or did they end up losing that?

Was also mainly for kids who use the app on their tablets, phones and TV which I REALLY don't want to have multiple ads bullshit for them just to watch a 10 minute video.

I've developed a visceral hatred of the advertising tsunami the net has become.

You want NewPipe

You have to download it from them directly and allow app sources from your device storage to install it but it's good

https://newpipe.net/

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
The train doors open with a whoosh, Locking eyes with a miscrient/derro/eshay with a rat tail and fanny pack. It's the window, it's my reflection.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Well lovely people

I'm getting married today

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Congrats big fella

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Good deal Jestery! Have fun today. :woop:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Why would you do that to another person?

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Jestery posted:

Well lovely people

I'm getting married today

Congrats and enjoy your day with your lover!!

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Jestery posted:

Well lovely people

I'm getting married today

Grats man. Dont forget to take a few moments to sit back and actually enjoy the day.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

bee posted:

Congrats and enjoy your day with your lover!!

and your wife.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Jestery posted:

Well lovely people

I'm getting married today

Congratulations, hopefully one of the best days of your life.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Jestery posted:

Well lovely people

I'm getting married today

there is hope for us all (congratulations to you and Mrs jestery)

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
All I can hear in my head is the bridal march on kazoos as the bride unicycles down the aisle
Congrats

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Here's a tip: if your owl guy is late don't worry the day will be perfect anyway

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Another tip: if there's a hail storm and the celebrant calls you to say she's stuck at a servo and she's going to be late, don't let the bride know. Nothing good will come of it.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
If the maid of honour gives you the eyebrows, don't take up her offer

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
As mum irons pleats into his formal sarong, the best man practices juggling the ring with a live hen and a flaming sabre
The air redolent with popcorn and sawdust
somewhere an elephant trumpets

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

If the maid of honour gives you the eyebrows, don't take up her offer

Reverse this advice if the maid of honour gives you HER eyebrows. It's a nice gesture, and she wants you to look your best on your big day.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Jestery posted:

Well lovely people

I'm getting married today

We're all picturing him riding up the aisle on the unicycle in a top hat and tailcoat, right?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

NPR Journalizard posted:

Grats man. Dont forget to take a few moments to sit back and actually enjoy the day.

Oh man, I got a 90min massage to start the day and am loving life right now

Non Compos Mentis posted:

If the maid of honour gives you the eyebrows, don't take up her offer

Maid of honour is her twin sister....

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Subtly mark one of them during the day. Trust me on this one.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Subtly mark one of them during the day. Trust me on this one.

I'll subtly suggest one of them wears an elaborate white dress and another wears a similar but less adorned dress

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
How do you know you are marrying the right one? It could be a very elaborate prank

Get your wife marked, maybe a tag on the ear

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
There's only going to be one of them on the bridal unicycle but

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Jestery posted:

I'll subtly suggest one of them wears an elaborate white dress and another wears a similar but less adorned dress

You'll tip them off that you're onto them but maybe that's your game.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Actually tag them both, one that says wife and another that says not wife

Just dont confuse the tags

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Grats Jestery

NVJ waiting in the wings for their time to shine during the "Speak now or forever hold your peace" portion of the ceremony

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
NVJ also responsible for all the smutty telegrams

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Jestery posted:

Oh man, I got a 90min massage to start the day and am loving life right now


Genius move imo

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Lube Enthusiast posted:

NVJ in the chapel, coming to the slow realisation that the wedding vows he’s been reading is the Video Ezy movie guarantee

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Neddy Seagoon posted:

We're all picturing him riding up the aisle on the unicycle in a top hat and tailcoat, right?

he's for sure wearing a dress sarong in my mind's eye

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




I presumed he’s both doing circus arts and playing the double bass at some point yeah

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
In a shocking turn of events, NVJ is the bride

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

well why not posted:

I presumed he’s both doing circus arts and playing the double bass at some point yeah

Jestery pulls a Marty McFly and plays at his own wedding

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Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Conducting a ritual with Bert Newton’s death mask

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