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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Cut your nails you derro

Clean them while you're at it.

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
divorced because of bad nail hygiene

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


How many strokes into the consummation were you when you came up with "Joke probe"?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
Wedding photographer getting the close up of their rings nearly throwing up while making eyes at the maid of honor

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
cant even joke probe right

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
all manicureposting should get a 6 as long as its noted as "Wedding Day Massacre"

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
use this

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spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Jestery posted:

Lotta opinions on nail length itt rn

it's easter tradition

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Infinitum posted:




(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

It's Rockynats and some bloke on one of my Discord servers is jokingly trying to doxx me by circling the biggest bogans he can find in photos from his hotel room balcony. Enter me with my telephoto lens, spotto oval office!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Infinitum posted:

How many strokes into the consummation were you when you came up with "Joke probe"?

50 or 60 or so

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Oh wait you said consumption

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
the traditional eating of the cum

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
imagine if chickens gave birth to live young

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
the missus spawning in an intex easyset every month
you deciding whether or not to get in and spray some milt around

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
youtube keeps recommending train videos and i really need it to understand i dont have train autism

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Non Compos Mentis posted:

youtube keeps recommending train videos and i really need it to understand i dont have train autism

this happened to me, i don't know why

give in

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

More of a plane guy imo

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Non Compos Mentis posted:

youtube keeps recommending train videos and i really need it to understand i dont have train autism

Well what kind of autism do you have then? Shipping traffic? Fire alarm collecting? Vacuum cleaner collecting? Pocket monsters??

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Plumbing fitting collecting and testing to see which cross manufacturer joiners and hoses are compatible autism crew checking in

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Plumbing fitting collecting and testing to see which cross manufacturer joiners and hoses are compatible autism crew checking in

ooh la la

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
A E Karnes vids scratch a ton of tizz itches
plumbing, steam, Fresnel lenses, tiny trains.
dude is mesmerising

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Woolies was an absolute poo poo fight at 8am this morning lol.

Shoutout to the employee with a "Jesus is rizzin" shirt with a picture of the stigmatad Jesus dunking a basketball

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwxsjeW34Z8&t=213s
featuring our most successful 80s trans senatorial candidate, several barrel girls and a brand new ford escort

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Carlos Lantana posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwxsjeW34Z8&t=213s
featuring our most successful 80s trans senatorial candidate, several barrel girls and a brand new ford escort

that chick rules

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that chick rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWSLC8qgGyw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNlh3nBzsEY

Carlos Lantana fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Mar 30, 2024

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Well what kind of autism do you have then? Shipping traffic? Fire alarm collecting? Vacuum cleaner collecting? Pocket monsters??

People dying while performing extreme sports eg mountaineering, free climbing, cave diving, caving, etc.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




I’m not blessed with ASD, just a fan; my favourite has to be the guy who’s obsessed with plastic lawn chairs.

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Well what kind of autism do you have then? Shipping traffic? Fire alarm collecting? Vacuum cleaner collecting? Pocket monsters??

I have always maintained that radar charts are the greatest invention ever devised

Lube Enthusiast fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Mar 30, 2024

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Radar chart with Winfield varieties on each apex

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

well why not posted:

Radar chart with Winfield varieties on each apex

Even 33/33/33 split between Reds, Blues and Crush Blues

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Began volunteering at an op shop when i realized i can use my obsessive cleaning & sorting skills for good, instead of evil

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Lube Enthusiast posted:

Began volunteering at an op shop when i realized i can use my obsessive cleaning & sorting skills for good, instead of evil

Green Shed might be the go if you want something paying, plus you get the first pick of stuff coming in to the shop

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
everyone on their backs down at the mens shed after bernie cleans out his medicine drawer
partying like sprayed cockroaches

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Carlos Lantana posted:

everyone on their backs down at the mens shed after bernie cleans out his medicine drawer
partying like sprayed cockroaches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

DPM posted:

Green Shed might be the go if you want something paying, plus you get the first pick of stuff coming in to the shop

I’ll keep that in mind for later down the road, ta. I like where i volunteer though it’s close to home and there’s zero pressure so i can goof off all day

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lube Enthusiast posted:

I’ll keep that in mind for later down the road, ta. I like where i volunteer though it’s close to home and there’s zero pressure so i can goof off all day

you suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQFDdZgkTKM

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Lube Enthusiast posted:

I’ll keep that in mind for later down the road, ta. I like where i volunteer though it’s close to home and there’s zero pressure so i can goof off all day

Someone I know kept bugging me to join her local Men's Shed which was quite a long distance away from me and it would have been a real pain in the rear end to drag myself over there, it later occurred to me that she's been leaning on them to make stuff for her and she just wanted to lock me in as slave labour for her pet projects

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Before i joined, my op shop used to make woven sleeping mats for the homeless, which i thought was really cool & wanted to try myself, but they stopped cause most people never finished them

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Lube Enthusiast posted:

Began volunteering at an op shop when i realized i can use my obsessive cleaning & sorting skills for good, instead of evil

Please find the person who sorts books by spine colour and shoot them for me.

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Lube Enthusiast posted:

Began volunteering at an op shop when i realized i can use my obsessive cleaning & sorting skills for good, instead of evil

How does one use their obsessive cleaning & sorting skills for evil?

Asking for a friend

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