Heather Papps posted:

Wheat thins, out with his girl at the beach. A full loaf of pumpernickel kicks sand in his face.
He returns home, looks in the mirror.
He turns to the side and almost disappears. After a good cry he heads to his local health food store, purchases as much wheat isolate as his spindly arms will carry.
Today is the first day of the rest of his life.

This is the story, the saga of...
WHEAT THICC
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