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Most Embarrassing Loss of the Divisional Round
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Kirk Cousins, lol 20 10.15%
Lamar's MVP gets run over 61 30.96%
The Texans play the greatest quarter of football 107 54.31%
<Tom Hanks Voice> WILSON 9 4.57%
Total: 197 votes
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Sunday

3: TITANS @ CHIEFS

6:30: PACKERS @ 49ers

Andy Reid going for the championship that puts him in the Hall of Fame.

Derrick Henry unleashing his full power to claim Vrabel's hog.

Nick Bosa working for the aryan race

Aaron Rodgers being carried by a bunch of dudes named Smith.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Tits.

Jimmy G. likes them too.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


A tale of two cursed teams

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1216566295333949441

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1216560325924937729

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

The Texans will be on top with a strong draft.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Bill O'Brien is up for sale.

https://dailysnark.com/texans-fan-puts-head-coach-bill-obrien-up-for-sale-on-craigslist-after-loss-to-chiefs/

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1216540745433341952

He doesn't look like he was quite that big next to Michael Strahan when they told Jimmy Johnson he was getting in the HOF but poo poo man he's big.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Catfish Noodlin posted:

https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1216540745433341952

He doesn't look like he was quite that big next to Michael Strahan when they told Jimmy Johnson he was getting in the HOF but poo poo man he's big.

In awe of the size of that lad. Absolute unit.

Reminds me of the pics of Wilt Chamberlin, Andre the Giant and Arnold Schwarzenegger together.



Arnold is 6'2".

Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Jan 13, 2020

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Android Apocalypse posted:

Tits.

Jimmy G. likes them too.

Fake Tits. Like a screen pass.

Only the real Tits love the run

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
In The Year of Our Lord 2020 an NFL team beat the reigning champions and this year’s #1 team back-to-back, on the road, with their quarterback throwing for 160 yards.

Not in each game. Combined.

Oh, Mike :allears:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
The Tennessee Titans are winning the Super Bowl

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Demon Of The Fall posted:

The Tennessee Titans are winning the Super Bowl

promise? been lied to a lot by metapod <:saddowns:>

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Catfish Noodlin posted:

https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1216540745433341952

He doesn't look like he was quite that big next to Michael Strahan when they told Jimmy Johnson he was getting in the HOF but poo poo man he's big.

To get into the HoF you must fight HoF Guy.

OxySnake posted:

In awe of the size of that lad. Absolute unit.

Reminds me of the pics of Wilt Chamberlin, Andre the Giant and Arnold Schwarzenegger together.



Arnold is 6'2".

Arnold is way shorter than that. Like, Drew Brees shorter.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

nerve posted:

promise? been lied to a lot by metapod <:saddowns:>

I've never lied

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

The Tennessee Titans are not going to win next Sunday. Enjoy the State Farm bowl everybody

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
News:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HPajoFbOJA

Views:
:kimchi:

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

nerve posted:

promise? been lied to a lot by metapod <:saddowns:>

They will lose to the Packers.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Thinking about the last 2 times the Niners played the Packers in the playoffs and wondering if Clay Matthews is still really mad about them because he seemed to be mad for a long time about them!

Also thinking about the incredible dedication to The Run we will see in both games Sunday.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I want to see Jimmy G run for 250 yds against the Packers to see Green Bays collective collapse into the nearest body of water.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol seahawks

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

OxySnake posted:

In awe of the size of that lad. Absolute unit.

Reminds me of the pics of Wilt Chamberlin, Andre the Giant and Arnold Schwarzenegger together.



Arnold is 6'2".

Arnold's shoot height is somewhere around 5'10-6'0.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
What the gently caress I just fell into a rabbit hole or something. I've seen Arnold in real life he's 5'10 at the most

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Bigass Moth posted:

Arnold's shoot height is somewhere around 5'10-6'0.

What does this mean and if it just means "real height" why didn't you just say "real height"

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Still thinking about:


Mahomes dragging his back foot to stay behind the LOS on his 4th TD pass of the 2nd quarter

Dirty Dan aka the Mormon Missile being the only Chief in the stadium seeing the fake punt coming and making a solo tackle

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Phobeste posted:

What does this mean and if it just means "real height" why didn't you just say "real height"

If I find a reason to use obscure pro wrestling terminology in every day conversation, I'm going to take it.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Bigass Moth posted:

If I find a reason to use obscure pro wrestling terminology in every day conversation, I'm going to take it.

Nice how many kutoba (compartments) does your bento box (lunch box) have to have and what level of kawaii (cute) is required

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bigass Moth posted:

If I find a reason to use obscure pro wrestling terminology in every day conversation, I'm going to take it.

:same:, brother

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
The Houston Texans choked away a 24-point lead on January 12, 2020 and BoB will keep his job because life is unfair and Trump is getting re-elected. Go Nashville Tits

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Phobeste posted:

Nice how many kutoba (compartments) does your bento box (lunch box) have to have and what level of kawaii (cute) is required

look at this fuckin weeb

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Phobeste watches AEW and loves it

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

I teared up watching that.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Phobeste posted:

Nice how many kutoba (compartments) does your bento box (lunch box) have to have and what level of kawaii (cute) is required

Stick to football.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Bigass Moth posted:

If I find a reason to use obscure pro wrestling terminology in every day conversation, I'm going to take it.

Same.

mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



Phobeste posted:

Nice how many kutoba (compartments) does your bento box (lunch box) have to have and what level of kawaii (cute) is required

I think I still have the parody mp3 a goon made of that post.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mightygerm posted:

I think I still have the parody mp3 a goon made of that post.

what post

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=406683&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post275421414

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
hahahaha

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1216746610505310208?s=19

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Better Than You posted:

The Houston Texans choked away a 24-point lead on January 12, 2020 and BoB will keep his job because life is unfair and Trump is getting re-elected. Go Nashville Tits

Better than that. Choked away a 24 point lead and lost by 20 points. :allears:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Phobeste posted:

Nice how many kutoba (compartments) does your bento box (lunch box) have to have and what level of kawaii (cute) is required

Look at this jabroni

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

This guy... this is not my kinda guy.

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