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Most Embarrassing Loss of the Divisional Round
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Kirk Cousins, lol 20 10.15%
Lamar's MVP gets run over 61 30.96%
The Texans play the greatest quarter of football 107 54.31%
<Tom Hanks Voice> WILSON 9 4.57%
Total: 197 votes
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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Remember when the media had a stroke about Sherman’s rant about Crabtree? That was fun.

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sponges
Sep 15, 2011


I don’t understand baseball

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is it a hot take to say that Revis was a good deal better in his prime but Sherman has had the better career?

I'd say Revis had an absolutely insane peal that lasted way longer than it had any right to.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Revis will always carry a special place in my heart for being the perfect hired assassin in 2014 and for repeatedly screwing the Jets out of a poo poo load of money.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember when the media had a stroke about Sherman’s rant about Crabtree? That was fun.

I love Erin Andrews in that video. Her expression was really funny and I like the way she says, "Who was talking about you?" lol

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember when the media had a stroke about Sherman’s rant about Crabtree? That was fun.

I made this when Crabtree signed with the Cardinals and I guess I was half right

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I liked it when Revis won a ring with the Patriots and then went back to the Jets

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Better Than You posted:

I liked it when Revis won a ring with the Patriots and then went back to the Jets

On a huge contract and then played like poo.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Revis was never the same after he blew out his knee with the Bucs. He was pretty good with the Pats that one year and then plain gave up once the Jets paid him again.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I don't feel like Revis is doing any favors to his legacy with this neat little Twitter schtick he's doing.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fsif posted:

I don't feel like Revis is doing any favors to his legacy with this neat little Twitter schtick he's doing.

Maybe he follows AB and thought he’s got the right idea.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
People who post on Twitter to share news items are cool and good


People who feel the need to air their random dumb thoughts of no consequence constantly on Twitter are brokebrain morons

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Better Than You posted:

People who post on Twitter to share news items are cool and good


People who feel the need to air their random dumb thoughts of no consequence constantly on Twitter are brokebrain morons

So all of Twitter are brokebrain morons

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
If this super bowl was a simulation you could run 100 times, how many times would each team win? I have it at 60 49ers wins, but I'm biased.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

misdirectomy posted:

If this super bowl was a simulation you could run 100 times, how many times would each team win? I have it at 60 49ers wins, but I'm biased.

So much of it depends on if KC can force the 49ers to actually have to throw the ball to win and if Jimmy is up to the task.

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So much of it depends on if KC can force the 49ers to actually have to throw the ball to win and if Jimmy is up to the task.

He is and he will be! He's above average!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Both offenses can score pretty easily. The difference in this game is that the 49ers are one of like maybe five teams in the NFL that field an actual defense.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



misdirectomy posted:

If this super bowl was a simulation you could run 100 times, how many times would each team win? I have it at 60 49ers wins, but I'm biased.

Honestly im not sure.

I want to say 51/49 Chiefs, its really tough to tell. The Chiefs have fielded a much better D than advertised, and really it will come down to them being able to stop the 49ers running game like they did with Henry.

Mahomes will probably ball out as per the usual, but the one way to beat them is to control the clock and limit his chances to do so which the 49ers are able to do.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Revis still won at playing professional football.

https://twitter.com/spotrac/status/1219248322143313920

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/outsports/status/1219244843903389696?s=21

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I think this year's Super Bowl will be the highest scoring in history unless Bosa plays like Von Miller did in Super Bowl 50

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Doesn't SF have like 4 Top 10 draft picks on their d-line?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Doesn't SF have like 4 Top 10 draft picks on their d-line?

Bosa, Armstead, Buckner, and I'm forgetting someone

Edit: Dee Ford. Not top 10, but 1st round

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

a neat cape posted:

Bosa, Armstead, Buckner, and I'm forgetting someone

Edit: Dee Ford. Not top 10, but 1st round

Solomon Thomas as well. He's rotational, though

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Gonna be fun paying that defense when that all comes home to roost

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Armstead is a FA this year and expected to walk.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Gonna be fun paying that defense when that all comes home to roost

Solomon Thomas sucks, Ford got paid, Bosa is a rookie, Armstead gonna go, DeFo gonna get PAID

they're gonna clear space and go double bosas in 2021

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
You gently caress off

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

a neat cape posted:

You gently caress off

Curse me all you want

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Homeless Chargers team should just redistribute their players among the league.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'm going to beat this into the ground but the Chargers and Oklahoma City are a perfect match

E: Posted by a goon on Facebook

quote:

This year's Super Bowl matchup:

A team led by a QB that the Bears passed on for Trubisky

- vs -

A team with a defense built on draft picks from the Bears to move up one spot to get Trubisky. Plus a running back waived by the Bears in favor of Joique Bell.

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Jan 20, 2020

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Homeless Chargers team should just redistribute their players among the league.

I could do with a Keenan Allen or Mike Williams

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember when the media had a stroke about Sherman’s rant about Crabtree? That was fun.

I'm counting on this happening again if the 49ers win.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



ESPN2 currently debating if Mahomes is the MVP in all of sports.

This is getting a little out of hand.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Dangerllama posted:

ESPN2 currently debating if Mahomes is the MVP in all of sports.

This is getting a little out of hand.

If we’re talking about a snapshot of sports right now he probably is even though I’m sure the ADVANCED ANALYTICS will show that Mike Trout or some poo poo is by far the most dominate athlete in their respective sport or whatever.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Dangerllama posted:

ESPN2 currently debating if Mahomes is the MVP in all of sports.

This is getting a little out of hand.

gonna need a link plz

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Better Than You posted:

I'm going to beat this into the ground but the Chargers and Oklahoma City are a perfect match

E: Posted by a goon on Facebook

Sounds like maybe Ryan Pace should get a ring if the 49ers win.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



kiimo posted:

gonna need a link plz

Difficult to me to link to the TV in this Park Burger. It’s whatever show Steven A. Smith is on. The chyron has had the question up for about 15 minutes though.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

If we’re talking about a snapshot of sports right now he probably is even though I’m sure the ADVANCED ANALYTICS will show that Mike Trout or some poo poo is by far the most dominate athlete in their respective sport or whatever.

It's still Lebron

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latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


The Dave posted:

I wonder how many times I've told my wife Jimmy G is incredibly attractive...

If you say it enough she’ll start to realize how unattractive you are in comparison. Careful.

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