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Most Embarrassing Loss of the Divisional Round
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Kirk Cousins, lol 20 10.15%
Lamar's MVP gets run over 61 30.96%
The Texans play the greatest quarter of football 107 54.31%
<Tom Hanks Voice> WILSON 9 4.57%
Total: 197 votes
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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







walk in to round on a 68 yo patient and she's lying there in a big old panthers shirt

told her I was a panthers fan too and she just lit up.

told me she was sick to death of the patriots because their fans were fake, they weren't classy and they were cheaters. Said she couldn't wait for brady and brees to retire.

when i asked why she became a panthers fan, she said she was pissed off the oilers went to nashville. "no one goes to the games. the benches are empty!" so she decided to cheer for Carolina instead.

Said she likes Mahomes and wants Reid to win a super bowl.

So I bought her an account and I have a new grandma

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Bird in a Blender posted:

Sounds like maybe Ryan Pace should get a ring if the 49ers win.
Chiefs too since - although hindsight is 20/20 - he passed on Mahomes

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Which fan base in the NFL is classy to begin with?

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

walk in to round on a 68 yo patient and she's lying there in a big old panthers shirt

told her I was a panthers fan too and she just lit up.

told me she was sick to death of the patriots because their fans were fake, they weren't classy and they were cheaters. Said she couldn't wait for brady and brees to retire.

when i asked why she became a panthers fan, she said she was pissed off the oilers went to nashville. "no one goes to the games. the benches are empty!" so she decided to cheer for Carolina instead.

Said she likes Mahomes and wants Reid to win a super bowl.

So I bought her an account and I have a new grandma
did you have her type this post

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

bobjr posted:

Which fan base in the NFL is classy to begin with?

Maybe the Lions, as they got nothing else going on in their lives.

:negative:

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

If we’re talking about a snapshot of sports right now he probably is even though I’m sure the ADVANCED ANALYTICS will show that Mike Trout or some poo poo is by far the most dominate athlete in their respective sport or whatever.

The most valuable player in all team sports will never be a baseball player. It's almost certainly a basketball player, probably Giannis.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

bobjr posted:

Which fan base in the NFL is classy to begin with?

Viking fans still go to games in a suit and tie like it’s the 1960s.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The big thing Mahomes reminds me of is those strong stick-handling hockey players like Sydney Crosby or Patrick Kane, just holding holding holding & not being knocked down until something opens up & then a perfect pass/shot. Also Mahomes being able to make throws with any arm angle is nuts.

The closest rooting interest I got is the 49'ers for my relatives in CA but Mahomes is on another level.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



The point is it’s not Patrick Mahomes.










It’s Lewis Hamilton :ssh:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

sponges posted:

Viking fans still go to games in a suit and tie like it’s the 1960s.

And afterwords they retire to the classiest house boats on Lake Minnetonka for a wonderful, classy evening with Fred Smoot.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
We've all seen what happens when a top offense and top defense meet in the Super Bowl. I genuinely expect a repeat of the Niners Packers game. Unless special teams does something crazy the Chiefs will be slowly strangled.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Chichevache posted:

We've all seen what happens when a top offense and top defense meet in the Super Bowl. I genuinely expect a repeat of the Niners Packers game. Unless special teams does something crazy the Chiefs will be slowly strangled.

lol the packers offense is nothing like the chiefs. Rodgers is a shadow of his former self.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Chichevache posted:

We've all seen what happens when a top offense and top defense meet in the Super Bowl. I genuinely expect a repeat of the Niners Packers game. Unless special teams does something crazy the Chiefs will be slowly strangled.

Comparing the 2019 Packers to the 2019 Chiefs is... hm. Something.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mr. Nice! posted:

lol the packers offense is nothing like the chiefs. Rodgers is a shadow of his former self.



Amy Pole Her posted:

Comparing the 2019 Packers to the 2019 Chiefs is... hm. Something.

I'm not comparing the Chiefs to the 2019 Packers, I'm comparing them to the 2013 Broncos, 2007 Patriots, etc. The Packers are not a top offense. The Niners defense is real and the Niners offense is extremely competent at what the Chiefs defense is bad at.

I brought up the NFC Championship game because I expect similar overall scores and game flow. The Chiefs are definitely better than the Packers and Mahomes is better than current Rodgers.

It's still going down like Super Bowl 48.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
You literally compared them in your own post lol

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
You see, Peyton Manning and Tom Brady were a lot like Patrick Mahomes because

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
The Chiefs defense's biggest weakness was against the run, and they just held Derrick Henry and the Titans to 85 yards on 23 carries. I really don't think Mostert is breaking for 150+ again.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Amy Pole Her posted:

You literally compared them in your own post lol

It was poorly phrased. When I said I expect a repeat of that game I mean the game flow and final score. When I said top offenses lose to top defenses I'm talking about the other 8 super bowls where a top offense met a top defense, which ended up with the top defense winning 7 out of 8 games. See the following:

https://www.foxsports.com/nfl/galle...s-giants-020117


I apologize for the poorly explained post and I hope this clarifies what I meant.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/49ers/status/1219346776374669312

I'm getting a motherfucking richard sherman jersey WHAT IS HAPPENING

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
I get the same feeling as Chiche, but Mahomes is a better passer than PFM (which is insane), and easily as good of a scrambler as Wilson. Also, the team speed of KC's offensive weapons is like nothing we've seen before.

I don't know that KC's defense has an answer for the 9ers ground game and Kittle, however. A 9ers victory seems inevitable, but football is glorious bc it's single elimination.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

https://twitter.com/49ers/status/1219346776374669312

I'm getting a motherfucking richard sherman jersey WHAT IS HAPPENING

How did you not buy one when he signed? If we got Navorro Bowman from you I'd have his jersey on every Hawks/Niners game.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.

Spoeank posted:

https://twitter.com/49ers/status/1219346776374669312

I'm getting a motherfucking richard sherman jersey WHAT IS HAPPENING

You either retire a villain or play long enough to see yourself become a hero. Batman said that

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
The thing about the chiefs is, i see teams play them PERFECTLY while still hitting home runs. Why? Because oh yeah your # 3 receiver is Sammy Watkins and he just destroyed your nickel cb

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chichevache posted:

How did you not buy one when he signed? If we got Navorro Bowman from you I'd have his jersey on every Hawks/Niners game.

Because I was still rocking, ironically, my Bowman jersey at the time. I got a '94 throwback Jimmy G jersey this season and learned you cannot tailgate and wear white because that thing is disgusting now. Gonna get a Sherman one for next year to replace it though.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Getting a Sherman 49ers jersey is like getting a Sanders 49ers jersey.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


FizFashizzle posted:

Getting a Sherman 49ers jersey is like getting a Sanders 49ers jersey.

Correct and wise?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Still a better purchase than my Mayfield Jersey

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

bobjr posted:

Which fan base in the NFL is classy to begin with?

Rams fans have so much class they won't even be seen in an NFL stadium.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

FizFashizzle posted:

Getting a Sherman 49ers jersey is like getting a Sanders 49ers jersey.

Yeah it loving kicks rear end thank you for reinforcing my decision

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

DeimosRising posted:

Correct and wise?

loving exactly.

FizFashizzle posted:

Getting a Sherman 49ers jersey is like getting a Sanders 49ers jersey.

Or my Jerry Rice and TO Seahawks jerseys?

Amy Pole Her posted:

The thing about the chiefs is, i see teams play them PERFECTLY while still hitting home runs. Why? Because oh yeah your # 3 receiver is Sammy Watkins and he just destroyed your nickel cb

Certainly possible, but also extremely possible that Dee Ford, Bosa, and Armstead eat that o line alive all game long.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

K8.0 posted:

Rams fans have so much class they won't even be seen in an NFL stadium.

Rams... fans?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
It'll be a close game. I don't see the Chiefs getting blown out.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Chichevache posted:

loving exactly.


Or my Jerry Rice and TO Seahawks jerseys?


Certainly possible, but also extremely possible that Dee Ford, Bosa, and Armstead eat that o line alive all game long.

Yeah. Should be a drat good one

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/glennonsports/status/1219356772940599298?s=20

Titans needing to replace their DC and DB coaches this offseason

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

https://twitter.com/glennonsports/status/1219356772940599298?s=20

Titans needing to replace their DC and DB coaches this offseason

Wade to Titans

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

https://twitter.com/glennonsports/status/1219356772940599298?s=20

Titans needing to replace their DC and DB coaches this offseason

The Titans won the battle, but Kawalimus won the war.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
*Dean Pees at the urinal next to Ryan Tannehill*

"Well Ryan, looks like it's the last time Dean Pees here"

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Chichevache posted:

Or my Jerry Rice and TO Seahawks jerseys?

I have vivid memories of deangelo hall ending Rice's career in the preseason that year.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
I get that Mahomes is amazing and almost unstoppable when he's on, but

Regular Season Points:


I mean. Calling this a KC Offensive vs SF Defensive match is odd.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Coldforge posted:

I get that Mahomes is amazing and almost unstoppable when he's on, but

Regular Season Points:


I mean. Calling this a KC Offensive vs SF Defensive match is odd.

lol I love the Bucs

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