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Most Embarrassing Loss of the Divisional Round
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Kirk Cousins, lol 20 10.15%
Lamar's MVP gets run over 61 30.96%
The Texans play the greatest quarter of football 107 54.31%
<Tom Hanks Voice> WILSON 9 4.57%
Total: 197 votes
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cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
Just heard an interview with Matthew Coller. He said that if Saints had beaten the Vikings, ownership had decided to fire Zimmer and not extend Cousins. Now, they were so impressed by the win that they're definitely going to extend Cousins and give Zimmer another shot.

That's three jobs that Sean Payton's ineptitude saved.

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cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
Luke and Lavonte David are the only linebackers to play fewer than 120 games and have at least 1000 tackles and 12 sacks.

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
I take that back. Bobby Wagner too

cpranger fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Jan 15, 2020

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
N: https://twitter.com/footballzebras/status/1217534782097305600?s=19


V:
:sickos:

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
https://twitter.com/RossDellenger/status/1217852619487576065?s=19

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
My buddy spilled a drink on a cop during Mardi Gras and got arrested for battery.

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
Someone else posted this but the cigars did start a fire in the locker room which adds a whole other level of lol to this.

https://www.theringer.com/2020/1/14/21065570/lsu-tigers-joe-burrow-ed-orgeron-national-title-new-orleans

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.

Shere posted:

As for why he's mad? He's a cop (at a sporting event).

Security guard. Might be one off duty but from what the reports say he wasn't there as a police officer.

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.

adaz posted:

Right different cities/states/departments have regulations on this but most (outside of like.. the FBI) will let you work while in uniform as private security. You're still a police officer and can do police officer things but you're providing security for the event. It's really lucrative for cops as a nice side gig to get good pay plus you know see football games and have fun. Even in my podunk home town you can make north of $150 an hour to do this type of stuff which is a nice chunk of pay considering the median salary is around 60k for these guys.

My dad was a cop but he never worked Saints games. He got details at Piccadilly Cafeteria and the racetrack.

e: He still dressed in uniform though. I dont recognize the uniform worn by that dude as State, NOPD, or JPSO. That's why I think he's just a security guard.

cpranger fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jan 16, 2020

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
If he won't go voluntarily and no family member will bring him, someone would have to call the police to have him involuntarily committed. What are the chances he survives that?

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.

A.o.D. posted:

So what.

Reading sucks rear end

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
It's the Book of Revelation :eng101:

Pedantic, sure but when the Jehovah Witness come to my door talking about the Book of Revelations I tell them there is no such thing and that they don't know what they're talking about. Because I am the rear end in a top hat.

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.

I don't know if this is the reason but he ended his affiliation with pre-snap reads and is now totally freelance. He even told everyone to make sure they end their subscriptions. Also this:

https://twitter.com/Cianaf/status/1219044692245000197?s=19

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cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
https://twitter.com/jake_nazar/status/1219412064705359873?s=19

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