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Most Embarrassing Loss of the Divisional Round
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Kirk Cousins, lol 20 10.15%
Lamar's MVP gets run over 61 30.96%
The Texans play the greatest quarter of football 107 54.31%
<Tom Hanks Voice> WILSON 9 4.57%
Total: 197 votes
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Sunday

3: TITANS @ CHIEFS

6:30: PACKERS @ 49ers

Andy Reid going for the championship that puts him in the Hall of Fame.

Derrick Henry unleashing his full power to claim Vrabel's hog.

Nick Bosa working for the aryan race

Aaron Rodgers being carried by a bunch of dudes named Smith.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Diva Cupcake posted:

1. Titans gently caress Yeah
2. Jimmy G
3. Andy Reid
4. Shithead Rodgers

Same , I'm about even on the 49ers and Chiefs, but that's a fine rooting order.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



NFL well represented at last night's game

Moss celebrating his kid's touchdown:



OBJ doing some cool violating:

https://twitter.com/volblood/status/1217069578351775744

Brees enjoying the game with some buds:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



DariusLikewise posted:

I'm not even sure if Jared Goff is aware politics exist

<McVay on a headset trying to walk Goff through a butterfly ballot>

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Okay Jared, now trace the name with your finger to the left and you'll see an arrow missing the shaft, use the pen to complete the shaft.

Okay coach. Wait, wait, I think I just voted for the Libertarian candidate, what's a libertarian?

Punt on this ballot Jared, we'll get it on the next series.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, didn't he have like two massive concussions this year?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, he's in.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Titans are gonna take the ball, run it 12 times, score, and repeat and the Chiefs are going to have 5 possessions the entire game.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



a patagonian cavy posted:

so it's gonna go to OT with 35pts each is what i'm hearing here

Andy Reid's gonna get the ball back down 7 with 1:50 on the clock and after the first pass Mahomes will take everyone into a huddle and every chiefs fan here will suicide by gunshot.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




This bad boy can fit so many oinks in it.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, coaching has always had a problem in that a huge chunk of the entry level positions get eaten up by relatives or friends of existing coaches. Who are almost all white as snow.

Then they mysteriously get promotions they don't deserve (See Zimmer's kid getting promoted to DC as the most recent hilarious one), and suddenly, oh hey, they're the experienced guys getting HC interviews.

Considering the Rooney rule is an abject failure, the league should probably just straight up introduce salary cap / draft penalties for not having enough minority coaches on staff.

Some fun examples:

Steve Belichick, Unofficial Patriots DC, Secondary coach
Britt Reid, chiefs LB coach.
Nate Carroll, Seahawks WR coach

Kalli fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Jan 17, 2020

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

Norv Turner's son is now the OC for the Redskins. For the past two years he was the OC/QB coach for the Carolina Panthers.

Show me what he did during that time period that warrants a promotion.

Might be a fun offseason project to just go through and figure out just how many nepotism cases there are in the NFL.

Like did you know when the Josh McDaniels Broncos were caught filming the 49ers , the guy doing it was Dante Scarrnechia's kid?

Steve Scarrnecchia is currently a special assistant coach for the Falcons.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Print 'em

https://twitter.com/TDavenport_NFL/status/1218232421247746049?s=09

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



fsif posted:

Feelings on theology aside, the Bible is a very dry read.

The old testament has some good pretty horny bits, but yeah, you eventually just get to like 200 straight pages of psalms and then the new testament might as well be a hippy trying to upsell you on some crystals.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



He should literally walk into NFL's office, hold Goodell down on his desk and piss those beers all over him

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1218650635245182976

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



CharlestheHammer posted:

Revelations is hard to read because it’s all just events happening with no relationship to each other and then it just ends

Just think of the angels as refs blowing whistles and giving humanity a series of 15 yard personal fouls in the form of wasps.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



New thread, come on you slackers MLK didn't get his dome popped for you to post in an old thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3911674

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