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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Retro Futurist posted:

Could someone have a link put in the old thread? Took me a while to find thisone

It's in the OP.

And also here:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2177344

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Acht posted:

This has been popping in my head for years now, so why not give it a try. :)

Horror movie, I think I saw it roughly 25-30 years ago. I recall a test facility blowing up / or something escaping. A scene with a woman looking through a window and I think the monster's head is looking between potted plants.
Also I somehow recall a washing machine.

Sorry I don't have much else to go on.

I think Cujo fits some of those criteria.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

your evil twin posted:

When I was a kid, I saw a short animated film on British TV. Was back in the early 90s, wouldn't surprise me if the film was from the 80s. It was less than an hour, maybe only half hour or 45 minutes. The film didn't have lots of dialogue, the whole story was narrated by a male voice.

It starts with about a boy who is walking through some kind of swamp or blasted wasteland and is then approached by a wizard/sorceror who tricks him into coming to his castle.

The castle has a magical escalator for stairs, and at the top of the escalator there are 2 statues of big black cats like panthers.

Once inside the castle the boy become a prisoner and slave to the wizard. He has to work in sone kind of pit, or underneath a cauldron or something like that, where he gets covered in slime. I think there might also have been a girl prisoner too, but not sure about that.

If they try to leave, the two black cat statues come to life and turn towards them and growl, so they can't go down the escalator.

At the end the boy uses the wizard's spell book to fight him and transform into various creatures; the wizard transforms as well to counter whatever the boy becomes. So the boy becomes a fly. The wizard becomes the obvious thing, a spider, to get him. The spider still has the wizard's face, but with eight black legs.

Then the boy immediately transforms back into a human, and slams the spell book shut on the spider-wizard, crushing him.

With the wizard dead the castle crumbles, the kid/kids escape. The aftermath shows one of the cat statues still briefly standing, then toppling over.

I've spent literally hours googling and looking through lists of animated films on IMDB and other places, with no luck.

So, this wasn't a movie, but you have basically outlined the plot of one of the Kings Quest adventure games. 2, 3, or 4, I want to say.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Is that the one with one of the deaths being bludgeoned with a wooden hobby horse head?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
What movie is the scene on the SA login screen from?

For anyone who is constantly logged in, the scene is a young-ish blonde boy is poking his head in a window from the outside, yells something like "Come on!", the scene cuts to a red piece of broken glass on the floor, then cuts back to the kid, and the window slams down on his head (presumably) pinning him down and some bad thing is going to happen to him. On the login screen it just keeps looping so his head is repeatedly slammed down by the window.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I think the first in the genre might be Mr. Mom with Michael Keaton. Think it's pre-batman Keaton, and he's not exactly a muscle man.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

World Famous W posted:

Reasking again

It really does sound like one of the 3 ninjas sequels (kind of closest to the 3rd one - Knuckle Up). I think the love interest is held hostage in a cave and I think there is some Native American spiritualism that might fit the ghost thing.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Sounds like Dr. Jekyll and Ms Hyde - a really terrible movie about a scientist that turns himself (by accident) into a horny woman who uses sex to climb the corporate ladder. eep. Supposed to be a comedy. I have no idea which one of my VHS movies this was a trailer in front of but drat if that isn't burned in my brain.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I'm not sure, but I'd also nominate Tarzan and the Lost City from '98
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120856/

Something about Casper Van Dien makes me think he gets naked in all his movies.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Already answered but for #3 I submit 100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Deeds_for_Eddie_McDowd

quote:

I'm Eddie McDowd, I'm a dog, and I talk. I used to be a kid, a bad kid, but then I mess with the wrong guy. ... He turned me into a dog. Can you believe this? That freak turned me into a dog! To be a kid again I have to do 100 good deeds, and the only person who can hear me talk is the last person I picked on. Now I'm living with this kid in this family, they love me! but they treat me like a dog.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Saw a video of this on FB for about 5 minutes. It deals with a young woman who is "different" in some way. Stronger than normal, very smart, and she is being recruited into the space program in the 60s to act as "companionship" for the male astronauts. Because she's weird she's picked on and gets into fights and that causes her to be kicked out of the program. Also she was going to be kicked out due to medical reason, but didn't get to see what that was. Looks like it was made in the last 5-10 years.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Similarly just this weekend I had to correct my brain that it was not in fact the Richard Simmons Def Comedy Jam

Though I want to see that now

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

NObodyNOWHERE posted:

Yep, except it was Phil Hartman and the host, Miranda Richardson. The sketch took place on a set for a movie called “The Rain People.”

Why do I remember this when I can’t remember the name of half the people in my office? Brains are dumb.

Is this the same sketch where the actress is having to cry on screen, and she gets there by reliving emotional trauma and Hartman keeps flubbing his lines, so they have to do the scene over and over?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

oldpainless posted:

2 (I think) different movies with similar scenes.

A knife is thrown at a guy who stops it with some type of power and casually bats it aside.

Second movie is a knife is frozen in midair and someone turns it around in midair so when it starts traveling again it hits the person who threw it. Turning the knife is very hard and painful for the person doing it.

The Shadow has a magic knife that is both controlled through mind powers and is alive. Pretty sure it gets tossed at one guy and then redirected mid flight.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Sweet_Joke_Nectar posted:

I've got a two parter
1) There was a comedic series about the behind the scenes logistics of the adult film industry. All I can remember is the plot of one episode was a woman thought her husband wasn't attracted to her because he worked around porn women, but really he was insecure about his penis size being around porn men, and after he asked a porn woman to tell him if his penis was small or not, he went home and happily had sex with his wife.

So this is maybe a bit of a stretch, but back in the late 90s HBO (maybe cinemax/showtime) had a sitcom that was basically a cross between your average sitcom of the time and a foreign boob comedy. It centered around a family living in sunny California in a mansion of sorts. The dad was a plastic surgeon who did a lot of boob jobs, the mom was a trophy wife, the daughter was I think a bimbo and the son might have been in either porn or tech. Like a West Coast Married With Children. Dad was kind of nebbish and timid.

The one episode I can remember is based around some porn producer comes to the mansion to film a scene. The male actor is a former client of the surgeon and they act weird around each other. It turns out the actor wanted to be enhanced but to have a weird wide penis rather than long. That might have triggered a conversation about size insecurity. I also seem to recall that the male pornstar can't get it up with his co-star, but either the mom or daughter accidentally walks in on them filming, and suddenly "He's got wood" and the female lead leaves disgusted.

Unfortunately I've had no luck finding this by googling HBO original programming of the 90s so I might have the channel wrong.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Andorra posted:

A character is carefully holding, looking over something expensive, then just casually tosses it behind them

Star Wars, Episode 8, Luke Skywalker looking at his old saber, and then tossing it over his shoulder?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi8oqQcjsxM&t=23s

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

This randomly reminds me of something.... Did TNG ever have them go back in history to something that hadn't happened in or before 20th century Earth history? The show takes place in, what, the 2200's? They're exploring the universe, and yet, time after time, there's a holodeck outing involving history that happened on earth, centuries before Jean Luc was born.

In the series they go back in time to 1800s San Francisco because Data's head was found there due to misadventure.

In First Contact they have to go back to when Earth first developed warp technology to prevent the Borg from taking over. That's 21XX IIRC.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Alan Smithee posted:

drat i must have missed the wacky quantum leaps

all I got were the social justice ones where he plays men of different races and occasionally women

There's a really messed up episode where he leaps into the body of a person with down syndrome and/or multiple personalities. I think it was a season finale, and the twist is that due to electroshock therapy he ends up swapping places with Al at the end.

There's also an episode where he leaps into a monkey IIRC.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
drat, I knew there were 2 Ator movies, I didn't think there were 3. Also, Miles O'Keefe had a much longer career than I expected

For any MST3K fans, "Cave Dwellers" is the second movie, AKA "The Blade Master"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The "butt vacuum" thread in GBS reminded me of either a gif or scene from something where someone's butt implant was upside down, it looked like an upside down pie plate under their skin, and they flip it completely around to look normal.

Anyone know what I'm talking about? It popped into my head, and I thought "ah, yeah, the fake butt, from.... drat, where is that from? Fffffffff...." and had to ask here.

Edit: nm, looks to be a viral internet clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe2roR8C0P4

JESUS :stare:

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Alan Smithee posted:

short film in color iirc, I would say no earlier than 60's, no later than 80s-early 90s

It's about a cowboy dude in his....later 20s/30s? He wants to become a rodeo rider dude and the beginning is him talking to older dudes who tell him what's what so he seems like a young buck in comparison

when he does his ride it goes slow mo to really drive home how much he's the main character and help us get in his headspace

by the time it's over after he falls the announcer says some dismal time and turns out after all that hullabaloo he didn't even place

8 seconds?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109021/

It's 1994, but takes place in 1987

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Hughlander posted:

One that came up today...

1980s type movie. Military/FBI/Government rolls in on suburban town and sets up a mobile command center. Specifically stabilizers come out of the command post at a right angle and people run up with bolt guns to bolt them into the concrete.

I feel it's something like ET, or The Manhattan Project something like that, but couldn't find it in quick searches.

The D+ series Wandavision has a bit like that. Military special forces come in and cordon off a small town with heavy equipment and set up shop pretty quickly.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

lordfrikk posted:

A sci-fi movie probably from the 90s or early 2000s, I only remember near the end there was a naked woman that was unable to move/paralyzed by someone, and they were on a spaceship that's near a planet/Sun, and there's a guy that plans to do something to her/sacrifice her?

Probably wrong, but Dracula: 3000? At the end of the movie there are two survivors, a man and a woman. The spaceship is going to crash into the sun, because neither person alive knows how to pilot the ship. There is a line by the (dead) captain via video, implying that he's happy that his sacrifice of the ship will keep everyone on Earth safe. Then it's revealed that the woman (a robot) used to be a programmed sex bot, and it's implied that they gently caress before being burned up by the sun.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

kalel posted:

Trying to remember a scene from a movie or TV show

I swear it was Stargate or some kind of Egyptian themed movie but basically the king or all-powerful emperor or someone gets mad at one of his guards for some reason and like, uses his magic powers to knock the guy backwards into a wall mural and the guy gets sucked into it and becomes part of it and frozen in marble or something. Another part of me thinks it was Chronicles of Riddick or something? No clue. Does anyone remember this or am I having a Mandela Effect moment

I think something like that happens in the opening of the X-men Apocalypse movie.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

busalover posted:

This is the beginning of the movie, I think. You see a ballerina dancing, close-up of her feet. As she keeps dancing, you notice the tips of her shoes getting red, until she is dripping blood on the dance floor. My guess is something italian from the 80s, but that's just a wild giallo guess.

Save The Last Dance has scenes with a ballerina practicing to open the movie (IIRC) and then just past the mid-point she's practicing again in a montage, and we see her feet being blistered and bloody. Been a while since I've seen it, and I can't really recommend it.

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