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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Cereal offenders
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 demoting cap'n crunch to lieutenant

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 01:34
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 putting garlic in your count chocula


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jan 15, 2020 01:35
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Heather Papps

hello friend

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

demoting cap'n crunch to lieutenant

He assaulted the roof of my mouth

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 01:36
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City of Glompton

 lol

average charms

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 01:38
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 Calling the Trix rabbit a hare


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jan 15, 2020 01:46
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xcheopis


 Dyscalculia Chocula

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 01:50
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Yinlock

 Oatmeal Cookie Crisp


* # ? Jan 15, 2020 01:56
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City of Glompton

 Cap'n: Oops! All Berries! Sorry boss.

Boss: Oops? Oops?! That's the second time this month. Next time will be a written warning, and after that, termination. Let's not let that happen, okay?

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 01:58
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The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!

Yinlock posted:

Oatmeal Cookie Crisp

I would eat This

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 01:58
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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

City of Glompton posted:

lol

average charms

haha



Yinlock posted:

Oatmeal Cookie Crisp

go to jail

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 02:08
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 Ordinary-K


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jan 15, 2020 02:55
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biosterous
kellogg's "almost right"



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 02:58
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 lead grahams


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jan 15, 2020 02:58
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biosterous
cinnamon toast mush



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he/him

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 02:58
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Robot Made of Meat

 Fiber Two.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:21
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Yinlock

The_Rob posted:

I would eat This

same tbh


* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:32
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Yinlock

 kellogg's flakes

they're ok


* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:32
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Kellogg's Corn Fakes

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:35
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Finger Prince


 Accidentally pouring oj on your cereal and realizing its actually pretty good that way.

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:36
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Yinlock

 korn pops

comes in fun shapes of the members of the hit band korn


* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:37
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Lucky Harms

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:37
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Finger Prince


 Cheerio-no-u-dint

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:37
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Nabisco Abetted Wheat

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:38
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Yinlock

City of Glompton posted:

Cap'n: Oops! All Berries! Sorry boss.

Boss: Oops? Oops?! That's the second time this month. Next time will be a written warning, and after that, termination. Let's not let that happen, okay?

Oops! No Berries!


* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:38
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Yinlock

 A Normal Amount Of Berries!


* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:38
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Rape Nuts

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:38
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Finger Prince


 Honey nuh-uh cheerio-no-u-dint

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:39
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Oh! (stop thief!!)s

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:40
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Yinlock

 Toot Loops


* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:40
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biosterous
pouring my cereal on a plate and eating it with a knife and fork



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he/him

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:40
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Finger Prince


 Weetabitch

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:40
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Honey Punches Up Oats

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:40
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biosterous

Finger Prince posted:

Weetabitch

realtalk one of the players at a local roller derby league uses this for her ring name (might be a different spelling)



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he/him

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:41
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Assault-O-Meal

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:42
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Yinlock

prepuce repurposed posted:

Assault-O-Meal

attack your tastebuds


* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:42
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Finger Prince


 Steal, cut, oats

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:42
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Granolarceny

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:44
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

Steal, cut, oats

Hah

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:44
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Yinlock

 looking up cereal names for this thread and i don't think it's possible to come up with a better one than "Little Einsteins Fruity Stars"


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biosterous

Finger Prince posted:

Steal, cut, oats



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he/him

* # ? Jan 15, 2020 03:45
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