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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Smacks... of wrongdoing

# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:46

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Malt-O-Phelia

# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Holdin Grams™

# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Graham Theft Auto

# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:49

Yinlock

prepuce repurposed posted:

Graham Theft Auto

all you had to do was mail in the drat box tops cj

# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

writing bad chex

# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:55

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

porn Pops!

# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:55

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Abeuslix

# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:58

xcheopis

prepuce repurposed posted:

writing bad chex

# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:59

biosterous

poor-ridge

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he/him

# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Raisin Butt Ram®

# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:02

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Meaties

# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Nut the wheat man Tart

:redass:

# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:04

Finger Prince

Honey punches some goats

# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:06

Finger Prince

Sugar Crips

# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:07

Finger Prince

Gashi

# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:08

Mr. Dick: by Cyrano4747

Alright Grains

Museliix

Big cereal's refusal to bring back Nut 'n' Honey

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# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

Sugar Crips

# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:28

Escape From Noise

I wake up covered in a clammy sweat. I'm freezing and my stomach is in knots. I feel like I'm going to throw up. I haven't had a fix in days. I knew quitting cold turkey would be difficult, I just didn't know it would be impossible. Slowly a groan begins to gurgle up from my very core until it's a scream. I can't do it. Can't take it anymore! But there's no money. Not for at least another week. Jesus. What am I going to do. That's when it hits me. I pull on some clothes and shoes, throwing a thin coat over my shoulders and stuffing a kitchen knife in the pocket as I walk with a stumbling purpose out of the door.

"Nobody loving move or call the cops and I won't have to use this!", I scream through a taut throat, bursting through the doors of the grocery store while brandishing my knife. With the wild eyes of a madman I half run, half fall to the cereal aisle. I'm sorry Mom. Please forgive me.

Gotta have my Pops.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:50

Galaxander

Honey Nut Ciaos

# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:01

Winifred Madgers

Ku Kix Klan

# ? Jan 15, 2020 08:13

Winifred Madgers

Apple Jackoffs

# ? Jan 15, 2020 08:14

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

*knock knock*

Hi I just moved to the neighborhood, could your raisin Bran come to the door and sign something for me?

Yeah it's silly, I have to tell all the neighbors in a 500 meter radius from my house that I'm a chex offender

# ? Jan 15, 2020 08:32