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Escape From Noise

I wake up covered in a clammy sweat. I'm freezing and my stomach is in knots. I feel like I'm going to throw up. I haven't had a fix in days. I knew quitting cold turkey would be difficult, I just didn't know it would be impossible. Slowly a groan begins to gurgle up from my very core until it's a scream. I can't do it. Can't take it anymore! But there's no money. Not for at least another week. Jesus. What am I going to do. That's when it hits me. I pull on some clothes and shoes, throwing a thin coat over my shoulders and stuffing a kitchen knife in the pocket as I walk with a stumbling purpose out of the door.

"Nobody loving move or call the cops and I won't have to use this!", I scream through a taut throat, bursting through the doors of the grocery store while brandishing my knife. With the wild eyes of a madman I half run, half fall to the cereal aisle. I'm sorry Mom. Please forgive me.

Gotta have my Pops.

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