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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
MISSINGNO: AN ORAL HISTORY.

If you weren't there when they found Him, I don't think you can possibly understand what it was like. Missingno wasn't just an urban legend, or ugh, a glitch, and he definitely wasn't a gateway to riches, as the overeager crowds would have you believe. He was a God, our God, and this is the story of the time I sucked His dick.

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
after he cums he resets to level 1 but none of his stats decrease

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#mood

they couldn't program all 190 for release so they went to the final 39 waiting to be done and just, aborted them. sold the organs to pokecenters to use in their Vats of Healing Gel.

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Barco Fiesta posted:

it is my intention to not only prove that missingno exists, but to capture him alive and suck his hosed up pixel hog to climax

the board of directors reviews my grant application and nods sagely

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

oh but seriously I posted:

i do not know that i am cool with sexualising fictional animals

good news, it's not a fictional animal, it's the glitched up space where a fictional animal used to occupy, before it was aborted by honorable japanese scientists

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PHIZ KALIFA

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hey guys im going to post an audio version of something i;ve been working on on this train of thought, it's goign to be submitted to legit serious literary journals so my ownly request is pls don't quote the URL so i can edit it out after y;all have had a chance to enjoy it

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
here you go: https://www.mediafire.com/file/cwpw62asoedefem/take1.mp3/file don't quote this post i'm going to delete it shortly. but enjoy, this, 20 minute story about the time i sucked missingnos dick

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#mood
shocked no one wants to listen to 20 minutes of missingno porn

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Heather Papps posted:

this will haunt you when you run for office

that's hilarious for reasons related to my irl identity. safe to say this isn't even in the top 10 of most disqualifiable poo poo i've done in my life.

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