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fartzilla

how disgusting
i like art. i like to look at art. i like having art in my apartment. i like to think about art, sometimes when i am looking at the art i am thinking about and sometimes at other times. I guess what im saying op is that i think art is PRETTY RAD

but was this post art? discuss

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
what is art really? it is simply that stuff you look at and go "wow." that's art.

Manifisto


jesus how do none of y'all understand what "art" is. it's a scam. it's a scam that I started to make money. literally anything that you look at and go "wow how artistic" is paying a royalty to me, the person who came up with the idea of art and copyrighted it according to international law. liking art=give me money. not liking art=social death. it's a very profitable equation.


ty nesamdoom!

Professor of Cats

Manifisto posted:

jesus how do none of y'all understand what "art" is. it's a scam. it's a scam that I started to make money. literally anything that you look at and go "wow how artistic" is paying a royalty to me, the person who came up with the idea of art and copyrighted it according to international law. liking art=give me money. not liking art=social death. it's a very profitable equation.

Hot drat, you did it. It's like cheat codes!

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


vanisher posted:

More like 'fart' am I riggt

Only if this is art class and all the supplies say ART. I mean then you gotta put that F there for the teacher to have to then gouge out after class only for you to write it again in the scratched off area until there give up and just let it be called FART class.



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I call fine art f art to save time so I that I have more time for my artistic endeavor: the art of the deal

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Art is a banana duct taped to the wall.

Art is also lunch :shrug:

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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

i think art is just a perspective, op. and works of art are when people try to apply that perspective for you, but sometimes (most of the time) they just do it cause they want your money


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Heather Papps

hello friend


hmmm this thread is changing my opinions on "art"



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I got it!

*20 seconds later*

Art is...

*20 minutes later*

Art is....

*2 hours later*

Art is, art just is!



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Macnult

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Art is a banana duct taped to the wall.

Art is also lunch :shrug:

banana duct taped to the wall: artistic genius

banana peel on the floor: comedy gold

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Macnult posted:

banana duct taped to the wall: artistic genius

banana peel on the floor: comedy gold

banana in a tailpipe, pure fiction, it will just fall out



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Professor of Cats

pixaal posted:

banana in a tailpipe, pure fiction, it will just fall out

But isn't it art, just distilled to its core? A life analogy? "Some say their glass is half empty, some half full; me? I'm just a banana falling out of someone's tailpipe, bub"

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idiotsavant
wall banana is bad art because duchamp already did that poo poo 100 years ago and did it better


art is nailing a coat rack to the floor of your studio and calling it "trebuchet" (trip/fall/place where fall happens) and coming home drunk and accidentally tripping on it and falling on your rear end

beer pal

owlhawk911 posted:

i think art is just a perspective, op. and works of art are when people try to apply that perspective for you, but sometimes (most of the time) they just do it cause they want your money

id ont think thats true op

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

beer pal

Heather Papps posted:

hmmm this thread is changing my opinions on "art"


is that the lady from chairlift

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Art is creating something without a purpose. Sometimes you find a purpose afterwards but you are not setting out to solve a problem. You are simply trying to express.



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owlhawk911

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beer pal posted:

id ont think thats true op

i just made it up for you but i think there's something there

pixaal posted:

Art is creating something without a purpose. Sometimes you find a purpose afterwards but you are not setting out to solve a problem. You are simply trying to express.

this is the right answer in a world of perfect orbs


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beer pal posted:

is that the lady from chairlift
i guess? i don't really listen to male vocalists any more and my diggin' led me to this enchanting songstress. i think that's the band she was in before, hamjobs told me that caroline was from a popular band that she really liked that broke up, but i'm only aware of her solo work.
all her music videos are something i like to refer to as art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w6R4I7I3wA



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beer pal

word yeah chairlift ruled. havent listened to her solo stuff yet

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Heather Papps

hello friend


the music videos for ocean of tears, door and so hot your hurting my feelings are from some sort of dream alternate universe mid 80s bizarro mtv.

i think the music video is one of the best forms of art and this isn't a joke. the form has been freed from the shackles of television and is experiencing something of a renaissance, in my estimation.

the combination of lovely sounds, lovely visuals and lovely words can be more impactful in a few minutes then a 3 hour film trying to convince me that life is bad



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Professor of Cats

Heather Papps posted:

i guess? i don't really listen to male vocalists any more and my diggin' led me to this enchanting songstress. i think that's the band she was in before, hamjobs told me that caroline was from a popular band that she really liked that broke up, but i'm only aware of her solo work.
all her music videos are something i like to refer to as art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w6R4I7I3wA

:h::h::h::h:

Thank you for posting this.

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Art's cool

the unabonger
oh, art? Its ok I guess

beer pal

personally, im a big fan of it (art)

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Piso Mojado

*licks art* blegh


Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Piso Mojado posted:

*licks art* blegh

Heather Papps

hello friend


art would not, in fact REFUSED, to pay my bail

Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jan 16, 2020



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Piso Mojado

there are two types of art. tiny art and large art and we don't debate enough which is better


beer pal

the art is not small its just far away

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

pixaal

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beer pal posted:

the art is not small its just far away

I made you a big art



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Manifisto


Piso Mojado posted:

there are two types of art. tiny art and large art and we don't debate enough which is better

it's because no debate is needed, the answer is obvious

reminder that, because I invented art, you all owe me royalties


ty nesamdoom!

Piso Mojado

pixaal posted:

I made you a big art



where's the ring?


Piso Mojado

can we just skip the jokes and get to where this thread is inevitably going: is futa art? can we post it?


pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Piso Mojado posted:

where's the ring?

We aren't in GBS you can stop looking for Kirk



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owlhawk911 posted:

i think art is just a perspective, op. and works of art are when people try to apply that perspective for you, but sometimes (most of the time) they just do it cause they want your money

As an artist I disagree with this assertion, respectfully of course. I readily acknowledge and account for Death of the Author when presenting work, and half the fun of showing work is seeing what someone else gets from it.
Money would be nice, but I knew in choosing this field that money would not be in my future.


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owlhawk911

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

As an artist I disagree with this assertion, respectfully of course. I readily acknowledge and account for Death of the Author when presenting work, and half the fun of showing work is seeing what someone else gets from it.
Money would be nice, but I knew in choosing this field that money would not be in my future.

how do you get food?


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Heather Papps

hello friend


owlhawk911 posted:

how do you get food?

art i bet



also i've heard that artists can live off something called "exposure"



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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




owlhawk911 posted:

how do you get food?

I have a trained squirrel army and they are Quite resourceful.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


Professor of Cats posted:

:h::h::h::h:

Thank you for posting this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn3cHUtNZKo

sorry, you're in love now



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