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Lodin posted:Am I the only one who turns off the sound? I just want to see the loving and don't need the grunting and huffing. You’re not alone, buddy.
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Lol if you don’t watch your porn with the sound off anyway
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Jan 17, 2020 19:20
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GLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGAAAOOOLGLUUUUUGGGLG*I CANT BREA*GLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGAAAOOOLGLUUUUUGGGLG*pukes* look at the camera honey
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Jan 17, 2020 19:24
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Ooooo yeah get up in der, get up in der. Awwwww shiiiitt. [Low breathing turns to hyperventilating sounds] Aw ye---AWWwww yeeeee--!!!
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Lodin posted:Am I the only one who turns off the sound? I just want to see the loving and don't need the grunting and huffing. Most porn audio makes me wish I was hearing impaired.
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Jan 17, 2020 19:34
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BOOYAH!!!!
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The only good thing about BDSM stuff is the ball gags
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Jan 17, 2020 19:47
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Sure, it says "step incest" in the title, but how can he be sure?
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Jan 17, 2020 19:52
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Universe Master posted:Sure, it says "step incest" in the title, but how can he be sure? Yeah it might be a typo and it's steep incest, the worst kind
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Icochet posted:Yeah it might be a typo and it's steep incest, the worst kind Back in my day, we had to walk uphill 10 miles to screw our step sisters who were stuck in the dryer.
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Jan 17, 2020 20:02
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Icochet posted:Yeah it might be a typo and it's steep incest, the worst kind No daddy, wrong hole! *Dad falls to death after unstable grip while freehand climbing*
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Jan 17, 2020 20:06
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Picturing two deaf people frantically signing at each other while loving
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Jan 17, 2020 20:06
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*Jerk off instruction movie DEAF* and it's the guy from love actually doing the scene with the flash cards
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Jan 17, 2020 20:08
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PTSDeedly Do posted:Picturing two deaf people frantically signing at each other while loving 
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Jan 17, 2020 20:08
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There was actually a Deaf porn company for a while called 'Deaf Bunny'.quote:Through subtitles, sign language, cartoonish thought bubbles, full audio and blatant use of technology, anyone can understand the complex plot and tangled relationships portrayed in the company's first DVD release, Naughty Deaf Roommates.
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Jan 17, 2020 20:09
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Having spent 20 years and millions of dollars in advocate lawyer fees Deaf Steve finally learns that the plot was nothing more than "guy brings pizza and then gently caress"
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Jan 17, 2020 20:39
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bloom posted:Having spent 20 years and millions of dollars in advocate lawyer fees Deaf Steve finally learns that the plot was nothing more than "guy brings pizza and then gently caress" Hey sometimes you need to know weather these slightly aged looking caucasian people are pretending to be siblings or not as well.
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Jan 17, 2020 20:42
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PTSDeedly Do posted:Picturing two deaf people frantically signing at each other while loving Watch the film Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance.
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Jan 17, 2020 20:49
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Luckyellow posted:Deaf goon here. I can tell you right now that this guy is a complete moron. It's not like porn videos are *visual* in any way. Or he figures he can make some easy money. Maybe both.
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Jan 17, 2020 20:51
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Why does a deaf person need subtitles when it's mostly just sound and not dialogue?
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Jan 17, 2020 20:58
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PTSDeedly Do posted:Picturing two deaf people frantically signing at each other while loving I remember seeing this. It was confusing and hilarious.
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Jan 17, 2020 21:04
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part of the court case is playing the sounds he can't hear and the transcripts are just 50 pages of squishing and slapping and moans
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Jan 17, 2020 21:07
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Only a guy who has never heard porn audio could think that he was missing out by not hearing porn audio
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Jan 17, 2020 21:10
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Resting Lich Face posted:Why does a deaf person need subtitles when it's mostly just sound and not dialogue? To follow the plot of course.
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Jan 17, 2020 21:37
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Foo Diddley posted:Only a guy who has never heard porn audio could think that he was missing out by not hearing porn audio A black mirror episode about a deaf guy living it the gently caress up with his new ear implant... finally sits down after his long exciting day and eventually you see a lecherous smile cross his features with anticipation of yet one more new experiance, you watch the enthusiasm and joy drain from his features as he sits back, slumping defeated in the dark room before the glowing screen, tugging the headset off his ears resignedly.
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Motherfucker posted:A black mirror episode about a deaf guy living it the gently caress up with his new ear implant... finally sits down after his long exciting day and eventually you see a lecherous smile cross his features with anticipation of yet one more new experiance, you watch the enthusiasm and joy drain from his features as he sits back, slumping defeated in the dark room before the glowing screen, tugging the headset off his ears resignedly.
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Jan 17, 2020 21:59
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Lodin posted:I mean, when you want to jerk off a bit, how irritating isn't it if you can't follow the plot or understand what the lady is moaning about? This guy is clearly in his right. He payed good money for porn and he should be able to get the full experience. Not reading two pages but a company tried that https://www.wired.com/2008/01/sexdrive-0104/
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It ruins the immersion not knowing what step- relationship is being portrayed
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Jan 18, 2020 00:20
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Sunswipe posted:Or he figures he can make some easy money. Maybe both. How dare this perfidious disabled man request some big faceless company to follow the law! Can't he understand it's not all about him?!?
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Jan 18, 2020 00:29
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If you're not watching porn with the sound off and just music playing I dunno what the gently caress you're doing with your life. Like, back in the day the music was always there, nowadays there'll be music for like two minutes then it's just gross huffing and grunting echoing off cheap marble floors and lovely ceramic pillars and it's like, "Hey! Where'd the goddamn funk soundtrack go to?!"
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Jan 18, 2020 00:30
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:porn sounds are just onomatopoeia.
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Colonel Cancer posted:How dare this perfidious disabled man request some big faceless company to follow the law! Can't he understand it's not all about him?!? the americans with disabilities act was intended to apply to places of business and workplaces, not products; it is the same reason why sony was never sued for the walkman even though the ADA was a thing then too. he is abusing the law and this isn't a new tactic. i realize there's like half a chance you're under multiple layers of ironic idiocy here but irony's dead on the forums right now and i'm sure there's someone who's going to come in here and think this is a legitimate argument.
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PornHub should go above and beyond in response to these allegations. They should get involved in a teledildonic system where you can program your vibrator to respond to every word, moan, scream, etc. in whatever video you happen to be watching and deliver in an intensity pegged to the type of sound.
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Gurkle gurkle gurkle glotch glotch glotch glutch glotch glutch HBBBBBL*coughing, spitting*
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Jan 18, 2020 00:39
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i enjoy pornhubs data analytics 
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bloom posted:Having spent 20 years and millions of dollars in advocate lawyer fees Deaf Steve finally learns that the plot was nothing more than "guy brings pizza and then gently caress" Get a load of Hemingway over here looking for long-winded plots. It's not the 2000s anymore, the pizza sub-plot has been cut.
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Jan 18, 2020 00:54
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Gonna trying playing porn with the sound cranked all the way up. I want to hear those cumshots rumble
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Jan 18, 2020 00:54
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I seem to remember Achewood having a running gag about the gang doing live descriptions of various porns.
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Jan 18, 2020 00:59
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but i post from there
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It's okay she's my step-wife.
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