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bernie is voldemort. ah gently caress
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yer a candidate, Bernie
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bernie swimming with mermaids to get a big gold egg that screams or something, idk i havent read that book since i was 12
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Bernie is Strelok, Obama and Hillary are the c-consciousness, the dems are brainwashed Monolithers, Trump is a pseudogiant, Tulsi Gabbard is Sidorovich
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Bernie is Riddick the night creatures are Third Way Necromongers are America
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Bernie, in 2015: If you ask it of me, I will give you the Endorsement. Warren: You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this. In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen. Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morning. Treacherous as the Sea. Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair.
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Calibanibal posted:Bernie, in 2015: i will diminish, and go into irrelevancy and remain a loving loser
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joe biden is tom bombadil, rambling and completely pointless
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bernie is zorah magdaros biden is vaal hazak warren is kushala daora pete is paolumu yang is azure rathalos klobb is dodogama steyer is greatest jagras bloomberg is kulve taroth trump is bazelgeuse edit: fixd Chillgamesh has issued a correction as of 22:07 on Jan 18, 2020 |
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everyone is a nazgul except for bernie
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Bernie is such a Leo, lol! Warren is definately on the Virgo-Libra cusp
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party plane jones is severus snape
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Darkman Fanpage posted:this reeks of 2012 If you ever saw the reddit ama obama's staffer did in 2012 it's kind of a microcosm of the political issues reddit was obsessed about then. Marijuana legalization, funding for NASA (the top question), and civil liberties etc etc
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Harry Potter is Donald Trump.
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Victory Position posted:Harry Potter is Donald Trump. a stupid rear end in a top hat who inherited his wealth and does whatever all his hangerons tell him to do 
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Hillary is Tobin Bernie Sanders is the Kid Ted Cruz is Glanton Pete Butt is Toadvine Biden is Captain White Obama is The Judge
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chapos are the chronicles bernie is ...of riddick
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Bernie is splinter cell but bernie is also hitman
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everyone except bernie is the sunday friend or one of the racists from disco elysium
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Penisaurus Sex posted:Bernie Sanders is the Kid Obama is going to do something horrible to Bernie at the outhouse...? 
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bernie is the one ring buttgeeg is gollum warren is frodo
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Trump is Morgan Bernie is Deidre Warren is Lal Yang is Yang Pence is Godwinson McAfee is Santago Musk is Zacharov
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Battletech: Pete is comstar because he wants to use mystical bullshit to the hide the fact that's he's still CIA.
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Bernie is master chief and the covenant is the haters, uh,
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Here we go motherfuckers Kyubey is the representation of capitalism in this universe, an amoral force that tricks naive kids into signing into a exploitative system that drains their soul by inches until they turn into witches. Sayaka represents the people who bought into the system, seeking to climb its ranks, and in doing so grow more and more cynical and disillusioned with what they are doing. Eventually they will fall into despair and become apart of the forces they hate Mami represents the people that are content with the system as it is and don't really look into the root causes of why things are as they are. Eventually they will understand the barbarity of that system though, when it bites their own head off Kyoto represents the lumpenproles, who know the system for what it is but have no powers to change it so they feed off of the bottom of it to save their own fate Homura represents the liberal reformers who do try to do their best assuaging the people trapped inside the system, but ultimately don't really understand how to change things as they are. They eventually get trapped in a cycle of treating the symptoms but not the causes. Madoka represents the socialists trapped within the system, who see it for what it is, consider deeply what to do about it, and then instead of playing the game rewrites the rules of it. They can and will be tempted to sign in but in the end they see through the folly of joining the status quo and rebel against it. Feldegast42 has issued a correction as of 03:24 on Jan 19, 2020 |
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This entire thread, baby https://twitter.com/moshik_temkin/status/1215502445612273664
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Maximo Roboto posted:This entire thread, baby every single soprano would vote trump, except for janice whod be an insane khive person
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:every single soprano would vote trump, except for janice whod be an insane khive person yeah https://twitter.com/sefiroth68/status/1215511256959979520
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Hillary: Bazelgeuse. Loves to show up when she's least wanted and bomb the place. Even when you get rid of her you're stuck dealing with the landmines she leaves behind. Biden: Zorah Magdaros. Nobody likes him but we all have to deal with him. Too old to know what he's doing but keeps moving through sheer inertia. Trump: Congolala. He's a poo poo-slinging idiot but at least he's entertaining. Hard counter to Hillary. Bernie: Rajang. Specializes in eating
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bernie: michael joseph savage biden: walter nash warren: geoffrey palmer buttigieg: john key klobuchar: jenny shipley tulsi: norman kirk yang: gareth morgan thank you.
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bernie is joseph and all the other democrats are his brothers. trump is potiphar  lenin, of course, is jacob
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i went to harvard for 5 years. when i graduated they led me into an office in a manhattan skyscraper, at atlantic monthly HQ. a little windowless room with no ventilation. and they said this is your desk, your job now is do the harry potter thing. this is my shangri-la.
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