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wow op you didn't even include minePeanut President posted:Joe Biden is Triple H because he's always sucked but people act like he was good once https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXMOvMba2bM
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Jan 19, 2020 06:29
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Gas thread, ban OP
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Jan 19, 2020 08:55
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Prince Myshkin posted:Gas thread, ban OP sounds like something voldemurt would say
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Jan 19, 2020 11:14
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Elizabeth Warren is the Dark Souls of the primary awkward, poorly executed, and confoundingly overrated due at least in part to being relentlessly signal boosted by self-interested media concerns and a poor imitation of a purer strain that manifested in much more compelling ways long before culture's current memory span k thats my post ty 4 reading 
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Jan 19, 2020 14:08
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Raskolnikov38 posted:joe biden is tom bombadil, rambling and completely pointless Lol
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Jan 19, 2020 14:15
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Biden is the pumpernickel bagel Bernie is the everything bagel Warren is a plain bagel that was in the same sack as the everything and now has random bits and pieces of spices on it and no one wants it Mayo Pete is plain with low-fat strawberry cream cheese because flavored cream cheese is gross Kamala is day old but put out in the fresh basket to deceive Klobuchar is whole wheat with a cup of luke warm earl grey Delaney is the complicated breakfast sandwich that the guy in front of you orders and just gets in your way for what feels like forever Brrrmph has issued a correction as of 14:29 on Jan 19, 2020 |
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Jan 19, 2020 14:25
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Prince Myshkin posted:Gas thread, ban OP This is just like when Aberforth hosed that goat
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Jan 19, 2020 19:11
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The U.S. struck with debilitating problems like lack of healthcare, crumbling infrastructure, and gun violence while the rest of the developed world easily sidesteps it is a little similar to how in Harry Potter, Britain is gripped by the constant threat of dark wizards that only kids from a private school can combat, while the rest of the wizarding world shrugs
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Jan 21, 2020 01:33
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dark carnival: dnc 2020 ringmaster: harris riddle box: pete great milenko: warren amazing jeckel brothers: steyer & bloomberg wraith: biden mighty death pop: yang marvelous missing link: klob bang! pow! boom!: bernie
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Jan 21, 2020 02:11
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dem candidates as arnold schwarzenegger films
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Jan 21, 2020 03:25
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Clipperton posted:dark carnival: dnc 2020
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Jan 21, 2020 03:27
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got any sevens posted:dem candidates as arnold schwarzenegger films Bernie: Eraser (of women and poc)
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Jan 21, 2020 03:38
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Klobb and Warrren are Twins Kamala is Kindergarten Cop Biden is Predator
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Jan 21, 2020 03:45
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Biden: Total Recall (of things that happened 40+ years ago)
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Jan 21, 2020 03:53
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biden and kamala: kindergarden cop
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Jan 21, 2020 04:07
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Macron is like literally Maxie Zeus
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Jan 21, 2020 04:20
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Enough! Classify the candidates based on Space Marine Legions!
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Jan 21, 2020 05:18
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Maximo Roboto posted:Enough! Classify the candidates based on Space Marine Legions! That's hard though because both groups are all war criminals 
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Jan 21, 2020 05:38
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Bernie is obviously one of the Lost Primarchs
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Jan 21, 2020 09:23
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got any sevens posted:dem candidates as arnold schwarzenegger films sure Warren: Terminator Sanders: Terminator 2 Biden: Terminator 3 Klobuchar: Terminator 4 Booker: Terminator 5 Buttigieg: Terminator 6 Steyer is the clip from the terminator tv show where the 2 dudes explain 9/11 to sarah connor edit: Trump is True Lies Peanut President has issued a correction as of 09:33 on Jan 21, 2020 |
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Jan 21, 2020 09:31
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Bernie: Goku Warren: Piccolo Biden: Krillin Trump: Mr. Satan
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Jan 21, 2020 11:49
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Mao Zedong is Cao Cao Peng Dehuai is Zhang Fei (PENG DEHUAI WAS PURGED FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 21, 2020 14:29
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Lawman 0 posted:That's hard though because both groups are all war criminals Tunicate posted:Bernie is obviously one of the Lost Primarchs Accurate, especially considering Bernie is a forgotten relic from the dark age of politics who is the only hope for salvation Trump: Emperor's Children Klobuchar: Night Lords Warren: Thousand Sons Biden: Iron Warriors Buttgieg: Alpha Legion Marianne: Word Bearers Gravel: Raven Guard
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Jan 21, 2020 16:16
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Vladimir = Internet Stalinists Estragon = Internet Trots Pozzo = Trump Lucky = Da Libs The Boy = Contradictions being heightened Godot = Communism
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Jan 21, 2020 17:13
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Lord Groan: Obama Titus Groan: Biden Steerpike: Bernie Abiatha Swelter: Trump Dr. Prunesquallor: Tulsi Lady Fuschia: Warren
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Jan 21, 2020 18:25
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steerpike was a psychopathic murderer who didnt give a single poo poo about anyone else, the only thing he has in common with bernie is eating the rich you're also saying that john biden is the hero of this story what a bad post, goddamn
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Jan 21, 2020 19:01
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Goku SSJ5: Bernie that fat samurai guy that loses every fight and sucks: everybody else
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Jan 21, 2020 20:03
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If Bernie was a Yu Gi Oh card he would be the dark magician girl, as he was the first figure to lead millennial nerds to new thoughts and feelings blossoming within themselves
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Jan 21, 2020 23:05
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mike bloomberg just poops and pisses himself and magics it away with a wave of his and and the simple magical spell "ohmaidishatmypants"
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Jan 21, 2020 23:11
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trump: hitler hillary: hitler bernie: hitler bush: hitler reagan: hitler pelosi: hitler biden: hitler lowtax: hitler warren: hitler buttigeig: hitler aoc: hitler the mods: hitler hitler: stalin schiff: hitler op: hitler
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Jan 22, 2020 01:34
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Fallen Hamprince posted:trump: hitler Party Plane Jones: an average Argentinian citizen
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Jan 22, 2020 01:36
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Chillgamesh posted:bernie is zorah magdaros Bernie is only one immune to poison, so it works. Also get the Iceborne expansion. trump is coral pukei-pukei, you’ll understand when you get there.
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Jan 22, 2020 01:46
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American public : the skier Every politician: tree Climate doom: yeti
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Jan 22, 2020 01:53
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Colonel Cancer posted:American public : the skier 
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Jan 22, 2020 02:41
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Goku SSJ5: Bernie hey, he's never actually lost a fight, was key in defeating vegeta by cutting off his tail and knows when to quit now yamcha, he's everyone else
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Jan 22, 2020 04:37
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Jim Long-un posted:Elizabeth Warren is the Dark Souls of the primary congratulations, this made me more angry than any bad political take
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Jan 22, 2020 04:46
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dnc ghouls as monsters frankenstein: biden frankenstein's bride: kamala dracula: pete invisible man: steyer?
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trump: swamp gas hillary: swamp gas bush: swamp gas reagan: swamp gas pelosi: swamp gas biden: swamp gas lowtax: swamp gas warren: swamp gas buttigeig: swamp gas aoc: swamp gas the mods: swamp gas hitler: swamp gas schiff: swamp gas bernie: weather balloon
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