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Noblesse Obliged posted:Krull: dude hangs out in a swamp to get a flaming ninja star to defeat a monster in a teleporting stone fortress and his best bud the cyclops gets squished I watched this recently and had forgotten about a third of the movie is mountain climbing.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Under siege: titty cake Terminator: Sarah Connor titties Total Recall: Triple titties Commando: Motel titties
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I don't remember the name but basically a dude summoned a demon to get his gf back and turns out he hosed the demon who felt p bad about it and ghosted the guy I saw it on Netflix when Netflix was new
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Danny Devito wears costumes and hangs himself but isn't the Penguin and Best Batman's [Keaton oc] blond crush is there too
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Alien Nation: James Caan and that Cenobite guy with the sunglasses overcome their differences to fight crime in a bunch of refineries.
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Get the motherfuckers writing imdb summaries outta here. That was the most impactful movie of your life to be writing that much poo poo
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Rad-daddio posted:Trainspotting: Drug addicts can be British! Trainspotting: Scots can sober up enough to blame the British!
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Avengers EndGame : A big California Raisin gets his
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her: pretty much the sativa version of Ex Machina
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hang on, Gattaca, I know, they wear suits and stuff and have to go to a ticket gate or something and rockets take off in the background. Then some guy says something about the other guy's cock Fast & Furious ... 4? 5? anyway Vic Diesel really guns it and drives a car into a helicopter. seems to go well Batman. The bat-man is hotdoggin around in the batplane and the joker pulls a 3 foot long peashooter out of his pleated pants and fucks the bat right up
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Deliverance - weird banjo kid, river, river, river, squeal like a pig!, river, river, river, bow murder
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Arachnophobia- spiders? Spiders, lol. Spiders... SPIDERS!
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cool hand luke: p sure jesus died like a bitch, too
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midsommar: what if chidi was in the swedish adaptation of "get out"
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Legend of Zu - it's ancient chinese legend where everybody flies around ludicrously like in crouching tiger hidden dragon, there's some guy called insomnia (?) who's bad, and his "blood clouds" threaten everyone. either the blood clouds win or the flying people win. one must fall
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Ernest Scared Stupid: Somehow they figure out these monsters are weak to milk. Like who would even think of that. I assume they tried shooting them, pushing them off cliffs, drowning them, setting them on fire, whatever before they resorted to loving milk.
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Ghostbusters 2. They zap slime in nyc. Also, a toaster dances. I had the ost on cassette
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Stripes: The guys from Ghostbusters ride in a rad-as-gently caress van that has a periscope and transforming armor and shoots missiles holy poo poo.
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Never ending Story: A boy named Aartek, his giant flying dog Aslan and a rock baby have to rescue a princess from a cloud-inhabiting Gandalf.
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Stripes (after watching it again as an adult): The guys from Ghostbusters are kinda hosed up 
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Possible Worlds: a brain in a jar wants to bang Tilda Swinton across different timelines.
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District Nine: humans bad. Alien crawfish stupid. Racism bad. Oh and a pig gets blown up by a laser.
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Snowpiercer: global cooling and no one wants to bang Tilda Swinton
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gremlins 2: a building gets invaded by several singing puppets
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independence day. Aliens come and blow poo poo up and then some guy kills himself and they defeat the aliens with some plot device that makes no sense. I remember there was some bit at the end where they showed the aliens a screen that said something like "you're pwned" but I knew the aliens wouldn't know what that meant. What an empty gesture.
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Empire strikes back Luke skywalker is back and he was on an ice planet and they tripped up these cool walking things with wires. Later some other stuff happens and I don't remember how they beat Vader an co. but they do.
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Green Book - An Italian man solves racism by letting a black guy drive him around the south.
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Series 7: Pregnant lady with a gat.
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Beetlejuice: Michael Keaton grabs his crotch and kicks a tree while saying "Nice loving Model" Someone honks a car horn.
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Blade II: Okay, see, there's vampires, but now there's super-vampires. They are to vampires what vampires are to not-vampires. I think the super-vampires are a really old vampire's fault, maybe??? The first super-vampire was his son??? The old vampire got so old that he started to turn into a super-vampire (except he wasn't super, he was still really weak), and then he made a vampire-baby. But the baby was a super-vampire. And that's why the elderly shouldn't have children.
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terminal chillness posted:Arachnophobia- spiders? Spiders, lol. Spiders... SPIDERS! Eight Legged Freaks: Lot of spiders. They're big. Why does that make them "freaks"? I don't know. They're pretty regular spiders except for their size. Some guy yells those words, though, and they decided that'll be the line they'll use for the trailer, and I guess the title, too.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Eight Legged Freaks: Lot of spiders. They're big. Why does that make them "freaks"? I don't know. They're pretty regular spiders except for their size. Some guy yells those words, though, and they decided that'll be the line they'll use for the trailer, and I guess the title, too. Eight Legged Freaks: Is a giant spider movie that helped cure my fear of spiders. Only of the nonpoisonous ones, the poisonous one still scare me.
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Drive: Cameron Diaz fucks a car window somehow
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Bram Stoker's Dracula: A girl gets anemia while sleepwalking and also hosed by a werewolf. The doctors can't explain where did all the blood go. She dies and it turns out the blood was in the corner the whole time. It may have been the same blood as in The Shining: The blood rides an elevator, and Jack Nicholson freezes solid seemingly while jacking off outdoors.
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Ernest Goes to Camp: Ernest convinces young children to join him in eco terrorism against a company, the Native American chief is just an Italian guy pretending.
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Altered States: a sensory deprivation tank turns a guy into an ape and then a psychic white blob
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Johnny Mnemonic: Who would win in a fight between Dolph Lundgren and a dolphin, if they were both cyborgs? The dolphin.
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Mars attacks: a bunch of geese disguised as humanoids are killed by country music because even geese have more taste than humans
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Unfriended: I can’t remember if I was just on the computer or not
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