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Be Kind, Rewind - the hollywood movie industry is really bad, and also this movie borrowed some goofy electromagnetism gags from ernest goes to jail
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Jan 22, 2020 00:52
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I.Q.: I'm related to Albert Einstein and he's trying to help me gently caress a winnowy 90s blonde, I guess. It might be his ghost.
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Jan 22, 2020 00:57
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Far and away: a period piece (not sure what period) where some young lovers are on a boat and a horse fell on the dude and it was super depressing
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Jan 22, 2020 01:10
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Cool Hand Luke - something about eating a poo poo ton of eggs.
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Jan 22, 2020 01:10
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Who What Now posted:Cool Hand Luke - something about eating a poo poo ton of eggs. This is true I showed my class this movie one day and they watched the whole thing, weeks later they still talk about the eggs
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Jan 22, 2020 01:12
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Lucas: a weak unpopular kid makes friends with a football star. The football star gets a girlfriend and starts ignoring Lucas. They have an argument in a storm drain. Lucas dies, maybe to prove a point, maybe from a sports accident. Everyone feels bad for putting horny in front of Lucas.
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Jan 22, 2020 01:19
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Nightcrawler - Jake Gyllenhal is very something. No one BAMFs at any point 10 - if you're 13 this movie is like 8 days long and then it's too dark to see anything anyway Prospero's Books - avoid anything by Peter Greenaway
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Jan 22, 2020 01:34
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Scott Lame posted:
Greenaway rules
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Jan 22, 2020 02:41
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tree of life: there's dinosaurs and overwrought whispering but if you nod and talk about how deep malick is you might not strike out on this date
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Jan 22, 2020 02:53
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The problem with movies I don't remember is that I don't usually remember the title either. Children of men - man gets pregnant now? The fifth element - a hot, young (but also very old) alien goes on a holiday under false pretenses with an older man. edit: where she beats up some war refugees. TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Jan 23, 2020 |
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Jan 22, 2020 03:54
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Top Gun : A movie about gay beach volleyball American Satan : The fat guy from Game of Thrones OD's by doing coke off a strippers chest Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jan 22, 2020 |
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Jan 22, 2020 03:55
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Lost Highway: Robert Blake has been in Bill Pullman's house. In fact, he's there right now.
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Jan 22, 2020 04:05
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The Cell: A popstar fights crime on the set of an arts student's music video.
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Jan 22, 2020 07:48
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The Sacrifice: Apparently about a guy loving a witch so the apocalypse doesn’t kill his family, but I maybe hallucinated that because it was just Swedish (?) passives aggression for 9 hours.
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Jan 22, 2020 12:48
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Robot Jox: Not quite the mechwarrior movie you expected from the box art, but it’ll do. Iron Eagle: Louis Gosset Jr and Queen help a high school student start a war between Israel and Lybia. Salo: an old dude tells a girl to eat poo poo
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Jan 22, 2020 13:22
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Julius CSAR posted:Robot Jox: Not quite the mechwarrior movie you expected from the box art, but it’ll do. Robot Jox: A big robot has a spinning saw for a dick! And you better believe it fucks things up with it.
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Jan 22, 2020 13:30
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I remember watching a film from the East Asia region where they made some people crawl on broken glass and cut a dude’s nuts off but that is literally all I remember. It was a movie and not a home video or anything.
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Jan 22, 2020 14:34
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The Cube: A Rubik's cube and that Cube from Hellraiser had a baby and it grew up into a really, really big cube. A bunch of people have to solve it from the inside, or it'll go all snuff-film on their asses.
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Jan 22, 2020 15:03
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Paranormal Activity 5: There's a camera with "extra tubes" in it that lets you see ghosts. Also a kid is maybe a demon in disguise, and there may be time travel involved, too. Alien Covenant: I'll do the fingering, also I'm growing aliens in the basement of my weird alien hut.
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Jan 22, 2020 15:18
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Final Destination: Some people are supposed to die, but they don't die, then they die anyway.
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If You See Sartana, Pray For Death: prettyboy Man w/No Name knockoff faces two psycho blonde guys, but one's secretly his pal.
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Willow - a little person steals a baby from an evil grandmother, throws acorns at her. Along the way he meets attack dogs with pig masks on for some reason, two savages from the green screen dimension and Val kilmer
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Jan 22, 2020 17:46
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Go: Do not sell Amway! Basic: Don't join the marines! Gangs of New York: Don't be that Irish
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Jan 22, 2020 18:03
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My dad made me watch movie that I can't remember the name of. It was about some dude making his son and his friends do a cattle drive. Then I think the dad got injured and the boys had to come of age and finish the cattle drive alone. It sucked but my dad loved it.
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Jan 22, 2020 18:11
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The Abyss: the movie doesn't make any real sense because they cut an expository scene but holy cow that scene with the rat in the pink water! that's not special effects, that's real hyper-oxygenated liquid that lil rattie is breathing! SCIENCE!! also CG water is evil?
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Jan 22, 2020 19:04
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Can't even remember the name. Made for TV movie on TNT or TBS from the late 90's, but Casper van Dien and that woman from JAG unknowingly stumble into a time-traveler who is a future-tourist who comes back in time to witness disasters. They also stop the disasters, and future- Martin Sheen is all mad and talks to the time cops that work for him to go kill Casper van Dien and JAG lady and to then blow up a stadium so that the people that should be dead in the future stay dead. Casper and JAG stop then and save the stadium, then at the very end we find out that ANOTHER set of future-tourists from even FURTHER in the future were just watching them!
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Jan 22, 2020 20:05
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Troll 2: some guy turns into popcorn at one point a man screams OH MY GOOOOOD with so little emotion that a fly hangs out on his face the entire shot.
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Jan 22, 2020 20:18
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Reign Over Me- Adam Sandler is very sad
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Jan 22, 2020 20:49
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you guys know what that episode is called where jim prants dwight??? you know the one im talking about its pretty funny the prank he does but i cant remember the exact episode.
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Jan 23, 2020 04:14
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Powder: Ew, an albino.
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Jan 23, 2020 04:21
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Literally A Person posted:Powder: Ew, an albino. Powder: kid has magic powers, but everybody hates him because
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Jan 23, 2020 15:43
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General Dog posted:Reign Over Me- Adam Sandler is very sad The Waterboy: Rob Schneider is in it and talks with a silly accent. Haha! Also, there ain't no rule that says an Adam Sandler can't play football.
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300: Being almost naked makes you immune to weapons. Also, the people who made this think Battle Rhinos were a thing.
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Kill All Cops posted:Terminator: Sarah Connor 80s hair 
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movie I don’t remember the name of but saw pieces of and the ending of as a kid on Sunday on a crappy local station: A guy with a boat falls in love with a beautiful woman (seduced?). It turns out the woman was evil and maybe the devil, Leviathan. She may have turned into a giant sea turtle and swam away at the end.
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Jan 24, 2020 00:41
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Pastry of the Year posted:Lucas: a weak unpopular kid makes friends with a football star. The football star gets a girlfriend and starts ignoring Lucas. They have an argument in a storm drain. Lucas dies, maybe to prove a point, maybe from a sports accident. Everyone feels bad for putting horny in front of Lucas. This matches my vague memory exactly. Also holy poo poo I just googled it and realized Corey Haim played Lucas, who I remembered as a tiny ultra nerd. That’s some movie magic for you (and the transformative power of oversized glasses).
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Jan 24, 2020 00:49
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food court bailiff posted:The Abyss: the movie doesn't make any real sense because they cut an expository scene but holy cow that scene with the rat in the pink water! that's not special effects, that's real hyper-oxygenated liquid that lil rattie is breathing! SCIENCE!! also CG water is evil? Wait, what? To all of that. What?
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Jan 24, 2020 01:57
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:
I think that's Vexille and it had like Dune Worms made of old electronics and Japan (the whole country) dies
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I can't remember the name: Some kid is scared of a monster in a lake, but the monster is actually just an old partially submerged crane/excavator and the lesson is to overcome your fears.
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