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wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

Better Than You posted:

Ban icing the kicker imo. It's a cheap tactic
Nah because it’s funny when a coach ices the kicker who misses his iced kick and then makes the real one

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I stand corrected

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I wonder, can we get the success rate on 4th and 15 on final drives where the team was behind one score? There would be no give up plays to muck things up.

Sort of, i can't get "final drives" can only limit it to like the last 5 minutes of the 4th quarter it shows 159 times this has happened resulting in 18 FD. I'm going to lose all my days to this playfinder at this rate, it's a fun thing to play wiht. Apparently the key to incompletions is to leave out the yards gained stat that gets you all passes, including incompletions.

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
DeMarcus Lawrence and Kwon Alexander are having a legal battle over "HotBoyyz"

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
What a coward

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1219690472052076549?s=19

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Probably saw that he’d essentially lose money playing and he’s the cheapest football player you’ll ever meet

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Unless it’s donating money or buying homeless people food then he’s a deep pocket

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Amy Pole Her posted:

Unless it’s donating money or buying homeless people food then he’s a deep pocket

yeah chad Johnson does rule, what about it

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

can't wait until the Patriots maintain possession for an entire half because their opponents are idiots that get called for holding/illegal contact/DPI on multiple 4th & 15 onside kicks

re: kickoffs: leave them exactly how they are except for one change: the receiving team gets to choose which player kicks the ball

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

a patagonian cavy posted:

yeah chad Johnson does rule, what about it

Psh please

He’s mine now. He’s a south Florida guy. Go swing around your wires with Russel Wilson ya lil bitch

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

a patagonian cavy posted:

yeah chad Johnson does rule, what about it

Shame about the domestic violence

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Shame about the domestic violence

She threw herself in front of his forehead. He’s the victim

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Another example of this being the darkest timeline

Aikman and Buck are calling the super bowl

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Another example of this being the darkest timeline

Aikman and Buck are calling the super bowl

Every 3 years, it’s their turn.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Buck is ok. Aikman is poop from a butt.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Buck’s voice is incredibly grating to me for some reason.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I think I've heard Joe Buck's voice enough that it's common place and the southern drawl he has no longer irks me.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
See for me it’s the years of listening to him that have made me have an allergic reaction to hearing him

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Buck has gotten much better after like two decades working at it.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Colonel Whitey posted:

See for me it’s the years of listening to him that have made me have an allergic reaction to hearing him

Aikman and Buck is the siren call of the worst feeling in Football, a 4pm Cowboys game

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Buck is better but Aikman is so much worse.

It's also jarring comparing them vs. like Romo and some of the other anouncer crews which are 1000000x better

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
I think part of it is how disinterested and detached he always sounds. He’s like a sports robot.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Buck has gotten much better after like two decades working at it.
He started getting better after everyone shat on him for his monotonous call of the helmet catch

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

lets all just praise god that booger & testore aren't somehow calling this loving game though good lord

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Better Than You posted:

He started getting better after everyone shat on him for his monotonous call of the helmet catch

Yeah it’s hysterical how little he emoted during that play. Which is nice since if he did a good job I’d have to hear that play a lot more.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

adaz posted:

lets all just praise god that booger & testore aren't somehow calling this loving game though good lord

Booger, quietly to himself, at home, all Super Bowl "Juszczyk"

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It should be Kevin Harlan and Tony Romo. :colbert:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Well this won’t go wrong


https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1219691314469580800

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

I love Buck when he goes on Pardon My Take.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

The only thing I wonder about this is how it introduces delays into the process. Like, with the draft after a pick is called the next team is instantly on the clock and I just wonder if this boat business won't screw up the flow a little

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
I wish Gus Johnson could call NFL games again

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Nodoze posted:

I wish Gus Johnson could call NFL games again
I think FOX made him the main play-by-guy for their college football broadcasts for a while and he started to mail it in.


I'm being a homer but this is his greatest call:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgXvaRUP4l4&t=0m26s

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Jan 21, 2020

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender


It could go pretty right if Goodell goes for a swim

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
This is the best Joe Buck call, next being Randy Moss' disgusting act:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzRRi2QcSEM

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

kiimo posted:

It should be Kevin Harlan and Tony Romo. :colbert:

This really should have been the top CBS crew.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

seiferguy posted:

I think I've heard Joe Buck's voice enough that it's common place and the southern drawl he has no longer irks me.

Joe Buck doesn't have a southern drawl :confused:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Ehud posted:

Joe Buck doesn't have a southern drawl :confused:

he's got some kind of drawl, it just ain't southern

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
He grew up in St. Louis so he has whatever drawl they have

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Better Than You posted:

I think FOX made him the main play-by-guy for their college football broadcasts for a while and he started to mail it in.


I'm being a homer but this is his greatest call:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgXvaRUP4l4&t=0m26s

Without clicking I knew this was the Stokely catch

Better Than You posted:

He grew up in St. Louis so he has whatever drawl they have

Bored

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
replace Troy Aikman with Artie Lange imo

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