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bank agent: hello and what brings you here
me: hello yes i'd like to apply for a 350,000 dollar loan for the purpose of remodelling my butthole because it is full of poop
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May 17, 2024 02:41
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well i'd really like to take out this wall and just open it all up you know so like its more of a gathering space
contractor: hmm well first were going to have to talk with an engineer because thats a load-bearing wall and next we'll have to get rid of all this poop
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Jan 21, 2020 20:57
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- idiotsavant
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It's looking good love what you've done with the place *tracks mud into your butthole*
excuse me but this is a shoes-off butthole
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Jan 21, 2020 21:21
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doc im gonna need some help, the inspector came and said my butthole is full of dry-rot and termites, and poop
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Jan 21, 2020 21:22
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this is actually, what honey, our 5th butthole this year? yeah, we flip them pretty easy. move in, toss all of the poop, scrape it down to the subfloor and put in tile and granite countertops and it's back on the market for double the price. then on to the next poopy butthole
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May 17, 2024 02:41
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welcome to the new yankee butthole. today we're going to take this antique 1834 butthole and remake it, right down to the poop inside
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