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1redflag posted:im in ur base sneezing on ur d00dz gently caress, I've lost face now
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christmas boots posted:I'm not going to burn down a Chinese dude's house because he might carry the mysterious Asian virus. If I'm going to die at least I'll die not-racist. I'm over at your house, touching my face and then rubbing all your belongings! I'm also rolling around naked on a bed full of money! Gonna circulate ALL that cash this afternoon lol
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christmas boots posted:where did you get the money can I have it Come to the strip club tonight, gonna make it rain virused 1 dollar bills
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Jan 23, 2020 22:02
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Dazerbeams posted:How hosed am I going to be if I meet up for dim sum in Queens this Sunday? Its going to be real loving crowded since new years is Saturday. Pro tip: slip some cash to the person taking your number for a table so you cut in line.
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NOT the Scorpion Death Drop variant though please be careful
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People always talk about good plague movies like Contagion, but what about the lovely ones like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2NgluePdfU This movie was so dumb and bad. Not even in an entertaining way.
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Dazerbeams posted:Dim sum was delicious. I guess I’ll just have to wait and see how I fare over the next two weeks. Nice, did you get some niu za
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I'm coming back as a boomer after I die, what ya'll gonna respawn as?
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So do you risk the buffet on the cruise? If so, how many times?
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hallelujah posted:i have made my choice. this is who i am. i can and will die for yum cha If you don't get niu za I will destroy you myself
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My sore throat is almost completely gone so I guess it wasn't coronavirus. I'm going to attribute my quick recovery to my ridiculous looking star wars merch I bought at Disneyland (shoulder porg + imp officer hat)
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MarcusSA posted:I appreciate that you went to a densely populated area while sick. The new star wars ride was pretty awesome. Space mountain still my favorite though. Bonus fun for having a slight fever while going on those, especially SM, since I take my glasses off for that one and can barely see anything. excellent experience Edit: also extremely sunburnt, back of my neck looks like I'm dominated by the Outsider DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Feb 23, 2020 |
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hallelujah posted:i hope you all understand that your inevitable death is as much due to this guy as it is to people eating bats Those tickets are expensive!!! Blame capitalism. Also, I only started feeling sick during the last day. Those porgs are magnetic, so you can just have it hang onto anything metal. Mine is just hanging sideways onto the post of a shelf DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Feb 23, 2020 |
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Feb 23, 2020 02:39
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Seems like Chinese restaurants in New York are taking a pretty big hit due to coronavirus fears. Places that usually have long wait times for dim sum on the weekends in Flushing now have empty tables during the busiest hours.
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Do you really even need to stock up on water? Why would your water get turned off during a pandemic? Even if you think its infected or whatever, you could just boil it to kill the virus right
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I'm CHINESE and I'm in your neighborhood! Just SNEEZIN', sneezing EVERYWHERE. All over your HOUSE your DOG your BAKED GOODS hell yes join me friends Ahaha its loving working!!!! I live in solano county bitches!!!
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poverty goat posted:trump is going to cancel the election to prevent the spread of coronavirus and of votes against him Somebody think of the poor poll workers!
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Subvisual Haze posted:Nobody tell the thread about c. diff spores, they're not ready Its more fun when you get it as a surprise at the hospital
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Eh, that makes sense if you just had a c section. At least it makes more sense than charging like 100 dollars for an aspirin or whatever
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Feb 29, 2020 18:46
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Feb 29, 2020 19:43
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Is there Coronavirus porn yet
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Feb 29, 2020 20:31
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Is there Coronavirus porn yet "So... you're quarantined for 14 days too, huh?" "Yeah..." "Y'know I heard that heat actually kills the virus... maybe we should get our body temperatures up?"
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Think I'm gonna pick up a bunch of shifts about a month or so out in the hopes that they all get cancelled due to coronavirus and I get free pay.
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Buy hibiclens/chg instead of hand sanitizer
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golden bubble posted:It also has much high death rates among those with heart issues, lung issues, immune system issues, diabetes, and high blood pressure. The last two are probably going to kill me anyways, might as well die from the meme virus
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RandomBlue posted:Box office poison and supply chains... got it. Lol yeah I don't really get why that guy hates movies that are filmed in China
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Colonel Cancer posted:Leave the dogs alone, cull people Just crossbreed people with bats, problem solved
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Burt Sexual posted:We rebooked to the Cosmo in Vegas. We just lay about the pool all day then go eat. All the MGM casinos decided to shut down their buffets starting on the 15th. Dunno if others are going to follow suit but you gotta assume some will. Eat fancy instead! https://www.latimes.com/travel/story/2020-03-10/seven-las-vegas-buffets-shut-down-coronavirus-fears
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Pope-a-roni piazza
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Well enough to post Hold off on the roast(ing fire to turn you to ash)
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So is it all travel both to and from Europe? Like, are we just going to strand all American citizens that are overseas or what
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But Tom Hanks is america
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Man, if the county decides to call on me as an emergency worker I will ghost that poo poo harder than anything ever before
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