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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Satellites could report piles of bodies burning somewhere and ping will explain the photos are incorrect opinions

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I expected India to come up with the first really good virus

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

bob dobbs is dead posted:

try real hard not to run out of ppe

The rare ppe meme

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Wheezer posted:

From what I hear, less than 100 people are dead from Wuhan Snakeflu. In a country of over a billion people.

We've got like 3 days of self reported data from winnie country

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Stop saying peeps

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Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
When is this coming to india

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Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Away all Goats posted:

Man I'm so tired of all these armageddonteases

more like armagedditdone

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

I know it was years ago but I honestly don't remember people being this stupid paranoid even during the peak of SARS.

This is all because there was no social media back then right?

Also 50 million people weren't quarantined if I remember correvtl

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
so far the chinese flu doesn't come with a ragepiss like phenomenon so it's better than ebola imo

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Why aren't we seeing dead people in India, is it because a few dozen dead untouchables isn't a noteworthy event ?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
the divine bat soup

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy



what does this sign say ?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Not me though

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I hope the Uygur catch a little break while china is busy with their dumb virus

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
9000000 Dead Chinese
Wuhan is a gently caress

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Son of Rodney posted:

I don't want to spread any baseless rumors but I heard up to a billion Chinese are now dead and the horseman of the apocalypse, plague, has been seen with Xi jinping.

Now this is only third hand rumors I read in a toilet Stall in a Chinese restaurant (run by Koreans) but with those inscrutable Chinese you never know!

Just stock up on juice and exercise and you'll be ok according to that one goon (doctors hate him)

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Fartbox posted:

It's just a flu though

Unless you are old or are already diseased with HIV or other stuffs that crash your immune system you'll be fine?

* quotes the whole thread at u *

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Enfys posted:

Cruise ships are where a lot of babby epidemiologists first start getting some field experience because they are perfect floating petri dishes of contagion with frequent outbreaks of all kinds of fun stuff.

Cruises are awful for the environment but also awful for public health.

My sister served on a navy boat for a few months. They all got a stomach bug from the cook, then quickly ran out of meds and TP

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
If the baby lives he must be named after the virus for good luck

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
So many dumb fucks at work who shake your hand and describe the symptoms they're currently experiencing for seasonal flu/rear end disturbance

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The WHO to classify the epidemic as "mostly not excellent news but hey", China's lauded as a good powerful country doing reasonable thibgs thanks to the great guidance of xi jinoing's thought, per WHO

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Enfys posted:

WHO just announced the declaration of the global health emergency (while repeating that China is doing great multiple times lol)

Lmao called it

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Charliegrs posted:

The virus made it to India. I have a bad feeling about that.

Do you have a link ?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Please don't put in the paper that china made the super death virus

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

RandomBlue posted:

Oh Lord Jesus it's a PHEIC!

Looks like we're pheicked goys

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Winnie the poo's chinese rat flu of shame

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Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I still don't see the smokestack on the pop up hospital

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Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

MorrisBae posted:

What are they going to elect a Pope or something

Lol elections

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Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Enfys posted:

hantavirus

That would be a great name for this one.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The virus of the hans

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Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

alphabettitouretti posted:

Just in time for brexit day.

Good they should have extra money for the NHS now

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

MarcusSA posted:

This is loving creepy as gently caress.

Lmao the lovely remarks are priceless.

I assume wearing a mask when you're alone in a field in a rural area is completely pointless, and it's just a pretext to train people to obey drones ?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


I knew it !

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Turns out the drones were assembled by infected slaves and spread xi's bat plague everytime the rotors are on, ooops

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Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
France flew home some stranded citizens and one of them has symptoms, nice

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Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
China - Level 4: Do Not Travel

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Maybe she had aids

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Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Isn't china one of those dumb places who insist they don't have hiv poz people

e: apparently I'm wrong according to google

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
so
  • china doesn't have a loving clue whether they can reliably screen for corona
  • they arent providing the medical community in the red zone with enough kits anyway
  • if you get from corona and get run over by a truck after you fainted in the street you're counted as roadkill

?

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1223793156732456961

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