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We were all gonna die anyways, stupid, that's how mortality works. Now if you found some sort of an immortality virus I'd be pretty loving spooked
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No pig flu was a joke. Drinking corona has doomed us to a doomy doom of some kind this time.
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Mooey Cow posted:I found one on GeoCities once, pretty spooky right?  It's ok all goons are of Nosferatu bloodline
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Once the supply of cadavers dwindles it's about a 50/50
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Son of Rodney posted:Having read war Z - lol. If there is one place where the actual Death Virus will originate, it's gonna be china. China is also well known for underreporting any negative numbers, so expect the actual count to be much higher. Nah dog you gotta have faith in homegrown antivaxxer community. Antibiotics resistant death measles from shining sea to shining sea!
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What if i told you that human race is the ultimate disease, Mr Anderson? And the planet is patient zero 
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Apparently someone already spread it to Paris 
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Dazerbeams posted:How hosed am I going to be if I meet up for dim sum in Queens this Sunday? As long as it says dim sum and not dim mak you should be ok!
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I hope a virus lands directly on my balls
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Jan 24, 2020 19:46
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It's almost like big epidemics happen every decade or so and the game tries to capture the feel of it!
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Jan 24, 2020 21:37
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Ok now I'm starting to get worried
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That's not good enough I want to see at least 2 more zeroes added to that number on my table, tomorrow 
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Masks make you look cool like a mysterious ninja, cover up your  and all in all are a great fashion accessory. I wouldn't be found dead (from Wuhan Flu) without my mask 
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Jan 25, 2020 14:40
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Sooo posadism but with disease instead of nukes 
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titty fat pizza posted:What the gently caress is going on with 2020? It is only January and we have already had a World War 3 scare and now a humanity ending virus scare. Just wait till you hear about the giant meteorite heading for Earth bud
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Rat posted:Not only do Americans miss out on public health care, but many lack any adequate paid sick leave (or it requires a doctor's note) and most Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. If this virus does require people to stay home to avoid the spread, that's not going to happen in America. The population can't afford it. Yeah it's gonna be sick.
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Jan 26, 2020 20:59
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Hungry posted:One Olive Garden server is going to infect like 100 boomers/day.  hero of revolution
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So far yes but it might mutate and make you poo poo out your kidneys while bleeding from every orifice and then you'll be hosed
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CassandraZara posted:So could the flu but somehow you're not constantly afraid of that. Yeah pretty much. I miss WW3 it was a much better catastrophe all around 
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Famine and War are really loving it up this time around, c'mon pull up.
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I like how you think 
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numberoneposter posted:What if I keep my body's BAC high enough that my breath can light on fire? Can't die from Wuhan Flu if liver failure gets you first!
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Plague inc is an amazing game but so far I'm failing to eradicate all humans. So don't worry guys our descendants will survive if heavily inbred 
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SpaceCadetBob posted:Sounds like you are making it to deadly to fast. Gotta keep it mild till at least every country is solidly infected. Yeah I remember the old flash game from like 10 years ago. I'm just trying to roleplay it and make a perfect bacteria that makes people crazy and unpleasant without making GBS threads blood and what not 
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halokiller posted:Good ol' classic The Andromeda Strain 
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Pitdragon posted:is the sky falling yet? God I hope so
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If you absolutely have to come in to work while sick, make sure you infect as many coworkers, clients and especially managers. Your green grandfather in the sky loves you.
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If we infect UK like right now, Brexit will be off the table according to one extremely accurate model.
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I have been sneezing all day and feeling generally sick. Am I going to die?!? God I hope so.
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Just get yourself a leaf blower and some cpap tubing, you'll be fine 
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Yeah! I bet it has 110% fatality rate in real life. And the bodies explode!
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It's ok just wait till the player evolves vomiting, diarrhea and insanity with a touch of organ failure.
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Who knew it was a humble virus who crashed the economy and dealt the final knife blow to capitalism
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The only doomsday plan you need is eating your neighbors. Do so the moment the power goes off, or trash isn't picked up - you never know, it could be the end of times. Just bust that door open and feast on their sweet flesh.
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We need to quarantine this thread now I think If you choose to stay here, always make sure that your posting rig has adequate protection.
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That's how you end up with a weak immune system If you eat rear end for breakfast and don't wash your hands, it's like a workout for your whole body.
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Armadillo Tank posted:I'm sure this is just a chinese discount uber service. Maybe it's akin to companion cube in such a way that it'll get pushed into a cleansing flame?
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Just get a gimp mask, they are just as good
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Personally I'd be staying the gently caress away from any form of international travel for a few months, maybe even through the year to 2021 but you do you Burt. Thar goes my trip to Cuba that I didn't even plan yet
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Armadillos I think
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