redreader posted:

VVVV are you still going in to work? (lol)

Enfys posted:

This coronavirus doesn't really have upper respiratory symptoms - it attacks the lungs. If you have cold symptoms like sinus infection/runny nose, etc you probably just have a boring old cold.

If you have fever and shortness of breath from a deep chesty lung infection, then maybe you have it.

A Grand Egg posted:

Interesting read:

Notes from UCSF Expert panel - March 10

University of California, San Francisco BioHub Panel on COVID-19

https://www.linkedin.com/content-guest/article/notes-from-ucsf-expert-panel-march-10-dr-jordan-shlain-m-d-/

sweet thursday posted:

Can somebody help me? I'm not sure what is going on and with this COVID19 I am scared. My symptoms are a little sexual frustration combined with lack of motivation; a loss of concentration (I can't concentrate on work); my libido's gone berserk; I'm sweating through my shirt; hyper emotional sensations which seems to be unaffected by location; I can't seem to get to sleep and I don't want anything to eat; Overall I would say I feel a pressure near my heart and a sensation of water soaking into my brain. This is driving me insane.

r u ready to WALK posted:

I think almost every home bathroom I've been in has a shower in the same room as the toilet.
If you can't get TP just get a bar of soap and jump in the shower after you have a poo poo, sheesh.

I guess it doesn't work if you have one of those stupid wall mounted shower heads, in that case learn to do handstands or whatever.

unpacked robinhood posted:

I have no idea of this is bullshit or not

bird with big dick posted:

My dick is presumptive positive for being big.

Faffel posted:

Oh yeah it's gonna be a bad pandemic filmpocalypse once they start making them again.

e: whoa i was way back in time. gently caress it.

Blistex posted:

At least it's not the worst news we've heard today.

Mozi posted:

more like Wrong Listened Zorp (zorp is the opposite of fred)

Iron Crowned posted:

20 Blunts posted:

hmph. i don't have PMs but thought gently caress it time for a plat upgrade, i can't get it to work though, are payments not being taken right now because of lowtax poo poo?

i basically started working with the company im at when i was 20 and now im in my late 20s and ready to move on. i started as a hired hand and then took over the office duties for about 5 years now. Im in an industry that kind of straddles what you would call "unskilled" and "skilled" labor. I'm the management side of that, and so my gig is kind of cushy but getting stale. So I'm just stuck with a single bullet point on my resume, other than 18 years old working at sears...My bachelor's degree is in philosophy from a pretty respected state school.

I have excellent phone skills and organization, definitely have hosed with some management software and I might be able to work tech support at Quickbooks at this point. I juggled business side poo poo and also the owner's personal affairs so I'm good with sorting out problems. I think this 6 month job sounds like a good regrouping period for me doing something that is pretty drat important. I don't think the technical side of it really intimidates me much.

And honestly I'm a bit of a boomer whisperer so I think they might just need my services. Like 2/3 of my clients right now are homeowning boomers, they go from 0-60 getting pissed about minuscule poo poo all the time, but i've honed some strategies to reel em in over the years.