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Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

https://twitter.com/mpickardart/status/1704889472892961257

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McGann
May 19, 2003

Get up you son of a bitch! 'Cause Mickey loves you!


I. Love. This.

And it's even better knowing Yoda canonically is a real dog when it comes to sex.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



don't know poo poo about this game but this is a staggeringly on-the-nose geographic correlation

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.


Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

ecureuilmatrix
Mar 30, 2011

Owlbear Camus posted:

don't know poo poo about this game but this is a staggeringly on-the-nose geographic correlation



Ahhh nostalgia. Bought my first tablet to play this. Wasn't a standout game, but the immersion was fun as hell.

The interesting part of the map is the European frontline. What makes France rebel but England Imperial?

The heck Tanzania.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


ecureuilmatrix posted:

What makes France rebel but England Imperial?

I know they were both imperial powers, but France at least had a successful rebellion against its monarchy whereas England couldn't wait to get back to jerking off whatever inbred royal gets to wear the Special Hat. So it sorta tracks.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
World War II. The French had to form a resistance and fight a long guerilla war whereas GB has been on the other end of about a zillion of those

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Shoehead posted:

World War II. The French had to form a resistance and fight a long guerilla war whereas GB has been on the other end of about a zillion of those

this disregards what France did immediatly after ww2

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


also the french will riot at any perceived misuse of power whereas the brits are natural bootlickers

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Russia has a fun thing going back to the Cold War of actively identifying with the bad guys in western media. Part of that is obviously a reaction to always being portrayed as the baddies in US schlock except for when Osama briefly claimed that title for Muslims, but also prolly only country higher than Britain on the « we’re still relevant, notice us » psychosis

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

“Look at the size of that thing!”
“Are you sure you can pull out in time?”
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



"Negative, negative, it did not go in. Just impacted on the surface."

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


“Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!”

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Macklunkey!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
“Sister?!”

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

"You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

"...somehow, Palpatine returned"

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
“Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW32ZJtRSzw

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
"she can't do that! shoot her, or something!"

"you're lucky you don't taste very good."

"i'll try spinning, that's a good trick!"

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

“And I thought they smelled bad….on the outside!”

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Mind tricks don’t work on me. Only money.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


https://i.imgur.com/ITuMudT.mp4

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



“At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?”

I love this game

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
"Help me take... this mask off."

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

"And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!"

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Oh ho ho, Solo

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


This was like a fwd fwd fwd thing in the earliest days of the Internet

Back door, huh? Good idea!

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
The sonic charges noise

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern
"Again you come before us, your highness."

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

"Judge me by size, do you?"

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Yub yub!

Gonk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ejH_BihwFQ

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/5h9w0xl.gifv

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Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



:sigh: What could have been...

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