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My uncle works for Wuhan Fish Flu and he let me see all the sick poo poo the disease is going to do before it comes out here. I'd show it to you but it's top secret so yeah.
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Koishi Komeiji posted:My uncle works for Wuhan Fish Flu and he let me see all the sick poo poo the disease is going to do before it comes out here. I'd show it to you but it's top secret so yeah. i read in wuhan fish fly power magazine that if you do the right sequence of moves you can unlock a vaccine for the virus
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the people talking about the fainting thing is weird because I mean if you got a bad fever and are probably really dehydrated and insist on still be out and about, aren’t you pretty likely to faint? people seem to be thinking the people falling down in the streets are straight up dying there on the spot.
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secret ssj flu that hides its true power until the final battle
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Ringo Roadagain posted:the people talking about the fainting thing is weird because I mean if you got a bad fever and are probably really dehydrated and insist on still be out and about, aren’t you pretty likely to faint? people seem to be thinking the people falling down in the streets are straight up dying there on the spot. it turns out there isn’t actually a virus that acts like a flu and then suddenly explodes your lungs, killing you before you hit the ground
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It's sad to see so many in denial, but then that IS a symptom.
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The U.S. government is lying about cases in the United States. Once the annual tradition of worshipping the sports ball begins and citizens begin to make their pilgrimage to their sacred temples and places of worship, we will see unprecedented cases of Fish Flu spread like butter across the Midwest and South. We are seriously hosed. This is going to be like the Black Plague.
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Symptoms of Coronavirus - If you feel any of these, seek medical attention immediately • Fatigue, especially in morning or at night • Gas, bloating • Depression, cynicism, feeling that nothing matters • Strong, unexplainable surge in opinions about the star wars franchise • Underwear doesn't feel like it fits right
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Why didn't they name it something funny? Whenever I play plague inc I give my disease a name like 'trruhhmmo!', or 'medical pedophilia', or weaponized cooties or something
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Pead posted:Lolling at the "I used to work at the UN, thus I have Top Secret clearance" Getting warm fuzzies over the "Above-Top-Secret-Dot-Com" feeling of that chan post. Polo-Rican posted:Symptoms of Coronavirus - If you feel any of these, seek medical attention immediately •Cracking. Pinging •Uncontrollable urge to post 'Trumo'
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A Russian troll farm posted:Why didn't they name it something funny? Whenever I play plague inc I give my disease a name like 'trruhhmmo!', or 'medical pedophilia', or weaponized cooties or something symptoms of the coronavirus include a burning need to find your beachTM
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China cancelled Lunar New Year. Expect to see Wuhan Fish Flu deployed as a bioweapon in the war on Christmas.
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Ringo Roadagain posted:the people talking about the fainting thing is weird because I mean if you got a bad fever and are probably really dehydrated and insist on still be out and about, aren’t you pretty likely to faint? people seem to be thinking the people falling down in the streets are straight up dying there on the spot. If the issue is related to your lungs and difficulty breathing, collapsing from that and becoming unconscious is a sign that you’re imminently dying. It would be very rare for that to happen because if you’re having difficulty breathing and dying from it, you wouldn’t be walking around and would instead be in distress and trying to do whatever it takes to get to a hospital / seek medical attention.
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vyelkin posted:symptoms of the coronavirus include a burning need to find your beachTM i can't afford that poo poo. Where can I get a malt liquorvirus?
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Polo-Rican posted:Symptoms of Coronavirus - If you feel any of these, seek medical attention immediately • Lungs spontaneously turn into blood orbs without warning, causing all the blood in your body to fall out of your body inside of your body
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what does "travel ban" mean like can you leave your city but they will scan your body temp or are you stuck in whatever city you reside in until they say it's OK to move again? That one lady just flew to paris to eat food while sick so IDK how total the restrictions are
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reading that china is burning bodies quickly and using diagnosis of pneumonia without checking for coronavirus to make the numbers seem less
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i heard they're grinding people up and serving the meat at one of their open air sewage pits
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:i heard they're grinding people up and serving the meat at one of their open air sewage pits Plinkey do NOT go to china
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Marzzle posted:what does "travel ban" mean like can you leave your city but they will scan your body temp or are you stuck in whatever city you reside in until they say it's OK to move again? That one lady just flew to paris to eat food while sick so IDK how total the restrictions are Cant leave. As in men with guns won’t let you. But incubation time is a week or two I think.
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Marzzle posted:what does "travel ban" mean like can you leave your city but they will scan your body temp or are you stuck in whatever city you reside in until they say it's OK to move again? That one lady just flew to paris to eat food while sick so IDK how total the restrictions are the paris lady was before the quarantine i think? all the trains, flights, and buses are shut down and they have the military on the highways out of the city screening people trying to drive away i think
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Lote posted:If the issue is related to your lungs and difficulty breathing, collapsing from that and becoming unconscious is a sign that you’re imminently dying. It would be very rare for that to happen because if you’re having difficulty breathing and dying from it, you wouldn’t be walking around and would instead be in distress and trying to do whatever it takes to get to a hospital / seek medical attention. don’t forget china has a dozen security cameras on every street corner so any video of a person collapsing for any reason anywhere in the country will probably be latched onto, the date doesn’t even need to be correct probably. a guy collapsed near my apartment in shenzhen yesterday and everyone freaked out, turned out he was just falling down drunk
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fart simpson posted:a guy collapsed near my apartment in shenzhen yesterday and everyone freaked out, turned out he was just falling down drunk Tornado style beer technique strikes again>
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Praying for Wuhan fish flu take me homecountry roadto the placethat I belongWest Virginiamountain mommatake me homecountry road
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TeenageArchipelago posted:Praying for Wuhan fish flu it was p amazing how todd howard ruined that song for a generation of gamers
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lol I have a coworker who flew home to china for lunar new year and she lives just east of Wuhan and we have no idea when she's gonna make it back
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:lol I have a coworker who flew home to china for lunar new year and she lives just east of Wuhan and we have no idea when she's gonna make it back she wont
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i just got back from chinese buffet in texas and wished the staff a happy chinese new year they had special new year fish. feeling okay...
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lots of people with connections to wuhan, worried about whether or not the fish flu spreads through shitposts? please limit your posts to seriousposts until further notice
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One billion dead in China’s lockdown cities in what experts are describing as a “necropolis of oriental horror”
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:lol I have a coworker who flew home to china for lunar new year and she lives just east of Wuhan and we have no idea when she's gonna make it back Lol
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my mother called me when i was eating the buffet and we talked about things including the wuhan fish flu. she had just rewatched contagion the other day umm https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1220920013273608192 https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1220923649366118400
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Charlz Guybon posted:That seems a bad ratio of serious to total cases sorta seems like this spreads pretty fast yall
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hey guys, should I cancel my trip to Wuhan Fish Province yet or hold up for more news?
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