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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Ummmmmm

# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 15:28

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 03:20

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/ABCNewsLive/status/1236101236379840513

# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 15:51

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/ACUConservative/status/1236415113265102852

# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 00:51

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

quote:

Statement Regarding Potential COVID-19 Exposure Risk at Conservative Political Action Conference from Maryland Gov

ANNAPOLIS, MD�Earlier today, the New Jersey Department of Health notified the Maryland Department of Health (MDH) that a person confirmed to have Coronavirus Disease 2019, or COVID-19, was in Maryland from February 27-March 1 attending the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in National Harbor. Those who attended or worked at the conference may be at some risk for acquiring COVID-19.

MDH immediately notified the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), and the governor�s office notified officials at the White House and U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.

�Immediately after learning of this individual�s interactions in our state, we began coordinating with the White House, the CDC and federal officials, the New Jersey Department of Health, Prince George�s County officials, and conference organizers,� said Governor Hogan. �Due to the scale of this conference, we are urging attendees who are experiencing flu-like symptoms to immediately reach out to their health care provider. We are providing this update not to unnecessarily raise alarm, but in the interest of full transparency and out of an abundance of caution.�

MDH recommends that members of the public who attended this event monitor themselves for symptoms of a respiratory infection including fever, cold-like symptoms, cough, difficulty breathing or shortness of breath.

Persons who attended this event should check their temperature twice a day and notify their health care provider and local health department if their temperature exceeds 100.4 or if they develop a respiratory illness. They should remain at home until they receive instructions about next steps from their health care provider or local health department.

Maryland residents who have questions about this information are encouraged to contact 2-1-1 to talk to a helpline representative.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 01:03

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/jelani9/status/1236353154532487169

# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 01:12

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Ague Proof posted:

https://twitter.com/ColbyItkowitz/status/1236446922250096646

# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 02:08

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1236809185419038720
https://mobile.twitter.com/DWUhlfelderLaw/status/1236801433510576129
https://mobile.twitter.com/RichSementa/status/1236792390955958272

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 02:13

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Mackers posted:

I hope ted cruzs poo poo beard catches coronavirus and dies

gently caress you thats not a chin!

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 02:31

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/1236839292066041857
https://mobile.twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/1236843649775947776
https://mobile.twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/1236859994194284544

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 11:30

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

brugroffil posted:

CPAC Memorial Pandemic

In Memoriam

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 11:54

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/drsanjaygupta/status/1236982552717676545

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 14:02

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237004230847868929

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237004509156642816

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237003145743605761

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 14:22

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

You know it's bad when Marketwatch is 504d

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 14:39

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

gently caress

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenkeeney/status/1236999600143286272

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 14:48

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Something to keep in mind

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 14:51

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1237069021050265602

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 18:46

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Please do this

quote:

“He wants Justice to open investigations of the media for market manipulation,” a source close to the White House told me.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 18:51

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Nvm

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Mar 9, 2020

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 18:54

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Bankers

https://mobile.twitter.com/Acosta/status/1237827085932138496

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:54

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

A childrens doctor in a hospital in Pennsylvania has it

https://mobile.twitter.com/6abc/status/1237114852193243138

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:58

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1237761136507981824

quote:

“Shame on every European full gospel church, bunch of sissies, that shut down during this thing. Catholic Church not having holy water in the lobby — how holy is the water then? That should be a sign to you that your whole religion’s a fraud. Any faith that doesn’t work in real life is a fake faith. Totally fake.

“If you’re putting out pamphlets and telling everybody to use Purell before they come into the sanctuary and don’t greet anyone, you should just turn in your ministry credentials and burn your church down — turn it into a casino or something. You’re a loser. Bunch of pansies. No balls. Got neutered somewhere along the line and don’t even realize it.

“Let me tell you if the devil doesn’t want there to be mass gatherings — it’s time to hold mass gatherings. If I lived in Italy I would call an open-air crusade to pray for the sick. If you have to go to jail, go to jail.” – Televangelist

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 01:32

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/vulture/status/1237847921535533058

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 01:34

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

FistEnergy posted:

https://twitter.com/BDormanTV/status/1237898880223563777?s=19

Thats loving disturbing

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 01:41

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/pittst3r/status/1237911192368275456

"Anybody has any white stuff"?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 02:40

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Futures down 1,100

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 03:00

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 03:06

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

bawfuls posted:

can the NYSE hit the trading halt just from futures?

Yes, they did it when it was -1,250 last week

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 03:09

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Imagine a virus that gets rid of Trumo and Bolsanaro

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 03:17

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/avenaim/status/1235004177702539264

https://mobile.twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1237506373862088706

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 13:28

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

What if Trump was patient zero

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 13:38

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 14:06

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

didnt they hit a breaker up the day after hitting a breaker down... like earlier this week?

https://www.theonion.com/financial-experts-say-stock-market-constantly-plunging-1830913240