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# ¿ Jan 24, 2020 10:35 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 02:38 |
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It's sad to see so many in denial, but then that IS a symptom.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2020 18:36 |
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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...e-idUSKBN1ZN2J8 Maybe some of us have a chance.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 06:45 |
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cspam only has to be right once, the naysayers have to be right every single time
Mantis42 fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Jan 25, 2020 |
# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 20:38 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:my teamster buddy showed me his health plan and it's seriously making me consider giving up what i'm doing now to go shove boxes in a back of a truck I do this for Fedex but we're not unionized here unfortunately. Also there's tons of international boxes, including stuff from China so I'm already dead. eric ciaramella posted:I tried to watch contagion but it was not very good Bad taste
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 08:12 |
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Niton posted:Going off the confirmed cases, it's 53 deaths out of 1975, for a death rate of 2.82%. One of the problems with containing something like coronavirus (as opposed to more highly virulent / deadly diseases) is that the combination of long incubation period + low severity in many patients makes it incredibly difficult to assess who's even a carrier. OTOH 49 people saved so far out of 1985 infected is a survival rate of only 2.5% Truly apocalyptic.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 08:26 |
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frantically typing "bat soup" into grubhub right now
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 09:28 |
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its not funny, dont laugh at little man's death e:
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 20:15 |
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Ground the flights, quarantine the cities.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 23:13 |
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 23:58 |
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well, yea but arby's has a negative r0 rate
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 07:09 |
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Schnorkles posted:Trusting R values coming out in the early stages of an epidemic, when there's going to be a sudden conversion from uncounted to counted cases and unclear reporting, is not really a smart move. If the virus actually emerged a month earlier than originally thought, as that one report said yesterday, wouldn't that be an argument for a lower R value?
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 16:47 |
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There are multiple public health agencies and drug companies working on a vaccine now.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 17:12 |
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Those WHO scientists are just 5 trillion coronavirii in a trenchcoat, you can't fool me!!
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 17:39 |
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 00:32 |
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Stop all flights, lock up the infected, lock up anyone who came within 100 feet of the infected.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 00:37 |
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Doorknob Slobber posted:The thing thats bothering me right now is that according to the DNA scientists this thing started its spread as early as October and testing kits are apparently not really widely available anywhere, if thats the case, what are the chances that people are being sent home with "just" the flu or pneumonia even in countries outside of China I've actually been feeling under the weather the past few days and it's making me paranoid.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 00:43 |
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twoday posted:Wuhan hasn't released any new stats today The only message they sent was "Send more paramedics".
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 00:47 |
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Jesus, imagine if we lose a world war's worth of people in a month or two. What a nightmare.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 02:38 |
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Over Easy posted:what does being able to spell the dna of the disease do for us? we can make it more deadly? According to that Reuters article I posted a couple of days ago, scientists around the world started working on a vaccine with the info, not needing an actual sample of the virus.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 03:43 |
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Scionix posted:has anyone made an anthropomorphized anime girl version of the virus yet. Got you fam e: Mantis42 fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jan 28, 2020 |
# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 05:49 |
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Maybe the smart play is flying to Wuhan. With everyone fleeing, already sick/dead, the virus would never think of looking for you there!
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 06:57 |
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Schnorkles posted:like the fact that India is not reporting any cases is a bit of a The Black Plague skipped over India during the Middle Ages, maybe they're lucky like that.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 06:59 |
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Comrade Xi Jinping giving the workers of the world a raise. Thanks!
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 18:11 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:this happens but youre one of the people who dies early on in the montage and dont get to see all the cooler stuff... that would suck Im gonna pull a Bethesda and die in such a way that my skeleton tells a story.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 18:33 |
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Corona Chan holds up half the sky.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 20:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44RoK_4qAcQ
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 21:02 |
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if i get 10k subs in here ill disconnect the respirator
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 21:13 |
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My mask with a filter came in from Amazon but I look like a dork in it so idk if I'll wear it to work tomorrow.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 06:48 |
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At least a lot of the earlier reported cases outside China are doing well/recovering, according to this reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/euvexx/current_status_of_outsidechina_patients/
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 09:07 |
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The real contagion is fear?!? That has the highest R0 value of all!! We're hosed!!
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 09:29 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:so wait this disease is racist against asian people GBS Flu confirmed.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 18:37 |
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All the racist poo poo is in GBS.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 18:27 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:The television show that had the best quote about relationships was House: "Yes, you will be in Hell, but I will feel better having you there. That's what a relationship is. We average our misery." I think people working in the media are just bad at relationships imo.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 06:25 |
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 10:07 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:We've already established that it's to get more people to gently caress while they can't leave home drat wish the coronavirus would come to missouri so someone would gently caress me
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 20:50 |
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Xaris posted:maybe this was supposed to be a hot kramer own but never seen any of those They're great movies. The old ones and the new. Except the Tim Burton one.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 09:01 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:yeah if these numbers arent all bogus its looking like this will probably be contained Comrade Xi and the science of Marxist-Leninism win once again folks.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 03:50 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:yeah this thing is slowing down and going to be contained I sure hope so. Not for the lives saved, but for all the gloating about CCP and Xi prevailing once again.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 08:06 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Doctors probably weren't licking the patients' blood or cum why even go to medical school?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 18:43 |