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i just got back from chinese buffet in texas and wished the staff a happy chinese new year they had special new year fish. feeling okay...
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my mother called me when i was eating the buffet and we talked about things including the wuhan fish flu. she had just rewatched contagion the other day umm https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1220920013273608192 https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1220923649366118400
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Jan 25, 2020 05:31
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Murray Mantoinette posted:I'm in Singapore where we have a couple dozen suspected cases and man oh man do I hope this virus does something to cut down on rush hour traffic. 
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Jan 25, 2020 05:37
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Rigged Death Trap posted:best start learning how to make moonshine and grow corn 
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Jan 25, 2020 09:55
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Prince Myshkin posted:We should definitely keep posting things like the epic scientist man going HOLY MOTHERFARKING SHITBALLS at bad info itt. https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1221133575774490624 https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1221134886825873409 https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1221141364647264256 https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1221314072068665344
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Jan 26, 2020 07:37
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snoo posted:good time to not have health insurance in the US
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Jan 26, 2020 07:46
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Homeless Friend posted:Nah SA posters will be fine, the elderly tho
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Jan 26, 2020 10:57
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:yeah i guess were pretty hosed! this is similar to smallpox. time to die granny
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Jan 26, 2020 21:32
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gh0stpinballa posted:i'm guessing a few people in this thread will already be incubating, since we don't know all the ways it spreads yet let's try not to cough or vomit in here 
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Jan 26, 2020 22:11
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Bullfrog posted:all i have is a single modelo chelada 24 oz in the fridge. i should have prepped with more booze instead of idly buying thousands of rounds of .22LR everytime they were on sale
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Apraxin posted:https://twitter.com/LiYuan6/status/1221593501256667136
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Jan 27, 2020 05:44
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have my survival kit in gear... i'm ready
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Jan 27, 2020 05:59
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i say swears online posted:CHINA CORONAVIRUS DEATH TOLL RISES TO 132; CASES SURGE TO 5,974 
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Jan 29, 2020 01:17
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i like my current one but this would work so well as an av...
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Jan 31, 2020 02:25
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:ok, in the last week the number of cases increased by approx 15 times, from 639 to approx 9,700. if this continues at the same rate, there will be 150,000 confirmed cases by next week, 2,250,000 by the week after that, 33 million the week after that, 500 million the week after that, 7.5 billion the week after that, 113 billion the week after that, 1.7 trillion the week after that, etc Sheng-Ji Yang posted:dow down 2% lol
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Jan 31, 2020 22:14
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:i cant tell is someone mad at me for not being racist enough or being too racist
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Jan 31, 2020 22:45
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lmao @ zerohedge
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Thunder Sheep posted:I think everyone's prob gonna have to get this at some point in some form *stares at you*
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eenie meenie miney moe... which goonie will be the sick-o isolate and don't let them go the next goon who posts ITT will catch the ruh roh
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Bip Roberts posted:kimchi cures it
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Feb 2, 2020 05:56
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i also just heard that beer helps cure it as well
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Feb 2, 2020 05:57
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:that sucks
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yeah bat soup flu is like a racist /pol/ thing because apparently bats are a delicacy in wuhan, yeah? but i assumed that bats were involved because a bat poo poo in a pig pen like in my favorite movie, contagion
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Prince Myshkin posted:Bats aren't even a delicacy in China. The videos that were going around were from Palau.
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RandomBlue posted:Shut the gently caress up.
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SchrodingersCat posted:I keep seeing a very obviously staged video of a group of 20 "cured patients" leaving a Chinese hospital, all in a massive group, and they are all happy and smiling and waving and I'm like, bitch please, that's not how that works. When you leave a hospital you are usually still half-dead, not happily walking around under your own power.
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Feb 3, 2020 05:19
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I always get sick when I fly so decontaminating everything within a 20 foot radius like some kind of goony Howard Hughes isn't a bad idea
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Siljmonster posted:this is #2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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QuarkJets posted:Spontaneously buying n95 masks in America right now is a sign that you're a gullible moron, maybe not the dumbest moron unless you're also prepping your bunker but definitely a little bit of a moron
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Feb 7, 2020 11:08
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well i'm not worried. everything is going to be fine. but flu pandemics... you never know... it's one of those t hings that can just up and kill bushels of people out of nowhere
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U-DO Burger posted:it's a testament to how effect modern medicine has been that people cannot wrap their minds around the idea that it's pretty normal for a naturally occuring virus mutation to suddenly appear, infect, and kill a whole bunch of people
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etalian posted:I'm glad that the Chinese government is trying to create a modern version of Chernobyl all the way down to suppressing the negative aspects of their response.
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like... the CD article is the opposite of suppressing things haven't investigated... but i think the way the government is handling it is to blame the provincial government for screwing it up and now it's time for the party and the central commanders to step in and handle the situation
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