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Lightning Knight posted:I don’t understand the bean joke in terms of its origin but this thread seems like it’s become a really bad chat thread intermixed with people having depressive episodes and I’m not sure why it should continue to exist as it is. This is a good and chill thread that's also informative. The other options are the dry dnd thread and the garbage gbs thread and you can't in good concience tell people to read gbs.
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twoday posted:I think that making jokes about beans is a much healthier way for people to vent their fears and feelings about this situation than freaking about bio weapon conspiracy theories, and even helps to boost the morale of posters a bit, because it is so light-hearted and silly. Agreed. Also i like beans and was inspired to make beans today, 15 bean soup, with smoked ham hocks in a slow cooker. gonna throw some olive oil and a parmesan rind in there later
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Feb 27, 2020 19:24
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Lawman 0 posted:Goth techno ravers will inherit the earth  We're prepared...are you?!
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Feb 27, 2020 20:05
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MODS CURE JOKES posted:So wait are you guys assuming that civil society is about to break down? I had relatives alive until fairly recently that lived through Spanish Flu, you're still going to be able to purchase staples you idiots literally why would you want to purchase staples? working from home means doing things online, not printing and stapling documents together and mailing them in
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Feb 27, 2020 20:37
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"the possibility that the virus may be present in the U.S." lmao yeah that may be a possibilityA Gnarlacious Bro posted:This is all gods plan wow Coronachan people are really taking it seriously i guess
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Feb 27, 2020 21:11
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Feldegast42 posted:Forty thousand men and women every day
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Feb 27, 2020 21:31
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baby can you dig your -chan
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Feb 27, 2020 21:36
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Dog Toothbrush posted:the stock market just had its worst day in american history, i would recommend stocking up on your groceries today and not trying to wait until saturday i am full of beans and now i hear this? wow, what a great day i'm having!
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Feb 27, 2020 22:03
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life spans are at a historic high, so really losing boomers and older is just a correction
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Feb 27, 2020 22:20
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i am fully prepared to be a dumb rando that dies while trying to get high like in that one chapter. no great loss.jpg
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Feb 27, 2020 22:31
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Feb 27, 2020 22:49
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highly recomend listening to this while the economy craters and thousands of horrible boomers shuffle around spreading corona from one end of this country to another in a montage of reckoning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDVaKRApcg
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Feb 28, 2020 00:27
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Dustcat posted:wow now what the gently caress am i gonna do with all these cotton balls and five gallon jugs of violet oil how much you want for 'em?
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Feb 28, 2020 02:35
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twoday posted:you, a fool: listen to doctors and health experts, only read peer-reviewed journals Oh i'm sorry, did you have records of people in the 17th century dying from coronavirus? What's that, there are none? Huh.
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Feb 28, 2020 05:45
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no please no one start smoking. i already smoke though so loving r.i.p. me (but not from coronavirus) (probably) but it is annoying and expensive so for real don't
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Feb 28, 2020 05:51
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Epic High Five posted:what the recent antivaping stuff is propaganda from cigarette companies imo. the one legit scare was from black market thc cartridges that were tainted with vitamin e oil. i'm sure vaping isn't great but there's no way it's not 100% better than smoking.
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Feb 28, 2020 05:54
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imagining captain picard saying "Long ago, we learned to live with Corona-chan, not to fight against her. And we have existed in harmony ever since." then some raggedy forehead alien saying "That may be, captain [sarcasticly]. But out here we don't have the luxury of just replicating our vapejuice." Feldegast42 posted:Ladies, I'm available if you need me i would rather experience every single second of my lungs dying in agony.
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Feb 28, 2020 06:20
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Coronavirus: fufufufu
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Feb 28, 2020 07:17
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Kibbles n Shits posted:The thing with the plane and the water is totally normal and has nothing to do with coronavirus tho? yeah, at this point i'm sure there's video out there of some guy in china washing his car labeled "INSANE video shows CHINA desperate to decontaminate everything"
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Feb 28, 2020 09:08
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https://equusmagazine.com/diseases/coronavirus-emerging-threat-28983
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Feb 28, 2020 09:18
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amaru_chulla posted:This is from the NYC subreddit, posted about 40 minutes ago: quote:This isn't your COVID-19 story, this is your "I got sick like a majority do when traveling and precautions were taken" story. check out this amazing man who can diagnose people online
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Feb 28, 2020 19:42
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i was just thinking that it would be funny if the rumor started that coronavirus made men permanently sterile. like there's no way to disprove that lol. i mean, it easily could be disproven in a lab, but good luck disproving it on social media.
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Feb 28, 2020 19:58
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The Alpha Centauri posted:just think of what chuds will do when they realize this isn't a hoax lol this will never happen. if things get really "bad" and it becomes undeniable they're all dying off, they'll insist it's a new, different disease cooked up by Soros and spread by antifa. but it's not coronavirus, cause the president said that's fine.
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Feb 28, 2020 21:55
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err posted:I know, it's just the flu bro. this is what i keep telling my neighbors when they catch me licking their doorknobs
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Feb 28, 2020 22:11
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Nonsense posted:gently caress the market is rebounding give it time, have faith and patience that america will soon be fairly well hosed up
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Feb 28, 2020 22:21
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BoldFace posted:Is the pope dead yet? no but he's currently in an anime gun battle with corona-chan while "knockin' on heaven's door" plays, so it's only a matter of time
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Feb 28, 2020 23:00
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Virus ramp up the transmission please I just wanna see the US on its knees Took forty-five minutes to get all masked up We ain't even gonna make it to this club
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Feb 28, 2020 23:55
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mastershakeman posted:Just when the pope seems to lose, the superior gnr version kicks in and he prevails i didn't know there were any other versions than that one. but anyways he loses, sorry
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Feb 29, 2020 00:39
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i really, really wish "my sharona" wasn't such a disgusting song because "m-m-m-my corona" is very earwormy
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Feb 29, 2020 02:31
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GrimGypsy posted:CDC is kinda garbo just listen to the WHO, hth no offense but i don't think "it's being overhyped" is the important issue. just the opposite, really, at least as far as the government's response goes
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Feb 29, 2020 04:38
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Feb 29, 2020 05:55
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Dog Toothbrush posted:Uhhhhhh there's a saline shortage? relax, it's just saltwater bro
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Feb 29, 2020 06:38
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Ardennes posted:One thing I have noticed in this thread, there has been zero compassion for Chinese people or other people affected by the crisis. of course it loving sucks, what do you want me to say edit: oh i missed the "or other people affected by this crisis" re: that no i will not be sad when all the horrible chuds currently following their leader and telling people it's nbd finally come down with it. that'll be a net positive for the country and the world. Sharkie fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Feb 29, 2020 |
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Feb 29, 2020 08:59
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i love humanity and my heart breaks with compassion for all life. unironically. so no i will not be sad if the natural world takes out some of the people trying to destroy it. to be clear i mean people in my own country also i do hope the economy gets completely hosed up and there's no way you can tell me that won't be a complete positive Ardennes posted:Maybe call out the racism, at least. I am doing it now. i haven't seen racism itt but then i haven't been following it forever. now, the gbs and dnd threads on the other hand...
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Feb 29, 2020 09:04
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Daikloktos posted:It's tragic whenever anybody dies before reaching the redemption all people are capable of. Daikloktos posted:It'd be nice to kill myself without guilt lmao
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Feb 29, 2020 09:09
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just to be clear i am 100% in favor of telling racists, with a capital r or small r, to shut up, gtfo, and reporting them. i also enjoy non-racist bitter lmaos because what the hell else am i supposed to do?
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Feb 29, 2020 09:48
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Atrocious Joe posted:i'm going to die of COVID while arguing that the singular They is a good thing for language  silicone thrills posted:WHY WOULD WE CLOSE THE SOUTHERN BORDER?! i'm now honestly upset about that and god knows what other horrors they'll use corona as cover for
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Feb 29, 2020 20:21
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Eat This Glob posted:that's MISTER hands to you, pal lmao
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Feb 29, 2020 21:00
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“It was in the reign of Corona-chan that the above-named personages lived and quarrelled ; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor, they are all equal now”
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kind of glad i live in an ignorant chud area lol, if people even know about corona then they'll at least trust trmmp and not do anything to prepare. more beans and toilet paper for me!
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